Jade's New Place

[JerseyJade]

Do you divide NJ by Exit numbers or interrstates?

To me, everything north of I-78 is north Jersey, everything between 78 and I-195 is central Jersey and everything south of 195 is south Jersey. I'm in Central Jersey.. how about you?

I guess it depends on where you live. I was born in South Amboy and lived there until I was 7 or 8 years old. so I was taught that North Jersey begins on the other side of the Driscoll bridge, which wasn't too far from me. So whatever towns are across the river, I think of North Jersey.

I have heard a lot of arguments start because it seems that no one can agree on where it starts, so I just stay away from those conversations.

 

[NemoNautilus]

I’m just a west coast provincial. All I know about New Jersey is what I learned from Bruce Springsteen songs

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I guess it depends on where you live. I was born in South Amboy and lived there until I was 7 or 8 years old. so I was taught that North Jersey begins on the other side of the Driscoll bridge, which wasn't too far from me. So whatever towns are across the river, I think of North Jersey.

I have heard a lot of arguments start because it seems that no one can agree on where it starts, so I just stay away from those conversations.

That is a pretty fair assessment. I'm up in Morris County, which is totally North Jersey. One thing people always forget about New Jersey is that South Jersey isn't just the beach. The Philly side is also South Jersey

 

[JerseyJade]

I’m just a west coast provincial. All I know about New Jersey is what I learned from Bruce Springsteen songs

Fuck Bruce Springsteen. Bon Jovi is much better than him.

 

[JerseyJade]

 

[JerseyJade]

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[Punkrockchick]

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Barbie is getting fucked tonight

 

[JerseyJade]

Barbie is getting fucked tonight

Lucky girl.

 

[investor2020]

Serves Ken right . . . always thought he was a bit of a wimp.

 

[JerseyJade]

Serves Ken right . . . always thought he was a bit of a wimp.

I don't think Barbie and Ken ever fucked. Barbie prefers black men. I don't blame her.

 

[30bandits]

I don't think Barbie and Ken ever fucked. Barbie prefers black men. I don't blame her.

 

[Inbef]

I don't think Barbie and Ken ever fucked.

Oh, when I played with Ken I had him fuck Barbie often, only after some close examination he apparently had not the right material to fuck her with.

 

[Uccellacci]

Don’t know why, but this made me think of you.

 

[JerseyJade]

Don’t know why, but this made me think of you.

Yay! I'm a super hero!

 

[SunnySideOvum]

Yay! I'm a super hero!

Hold the phone. What would you do to these soldiers after rounding them up?

 

[JerseyJade]

Hold the phone. What would you do to these soldiers after rounding them up?

Send them your way.

 

[SunnySideOvum]

Send them your way.

That would be great! I'm getting a group to visit the Bayreuth Festspielhaus opera house next weekend.

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

Fuck Bruce Springsteen. Bon Jovi is much better than him.

Them's fighting words
Bruce is much better than Bon Jovi. Bon Jovi's idol, Southside Johnny is better than Bon Jovi.
The only times I've seen Jon Bon Jovi live are in Jersey Shore bars or small venues when he showed up to join Southside or Bruce on stage.

 

[JerseyJade]

Them's fighting words
Bruce is much better than Bon Jovi. Bon Jovi's idol, Southside Johnny is better than Bon Jovi.
The only times I've seen Jon Bon Jovi live are in Jersey Shore bars or small venues when he showed up to join Southside or Bruce on stage.

Personally, I don't like any of them. But Bon Jovi is way better looking than the other 2, so that makes him better.

My Boo is from Asbury Park and grew up hanging out at the Stone Pony and being a fan of Southside Johnny, so I can't say anything bad about him... not unless I want to start an argument.

 

[hairball18]

Personally, I don't like any of them. But Bon Jovi is way better looking than the other 2, so that makes him better.

My Boo is from Asbury Park and grew up hanging out at the Stone Pony and being a fan of Southside Johnny, so I can't say anything bad about him... not unless I want to start an argument.

And you would hate the make up sex too.

 

[JerseyJade]

And you would hate the make up sex too.

You'll never hear me say that.

 

[Fazer600]

Nerd that I am, I was curious about the 5,000 -- it was posts, then comments about 5,000 blowjobs. That deserves a medal, or a plaque, or some award. Does anyone realize how many years that would take? If it's one a day. Or 5 a week. The timeline shrinks if more than one a day is achieved. How many a day? What's your record? The things that go through my head. smh.

 

[JerseyJade]

Nerd that I am, I was curious about the 5,000 -- it was posts, then comments about 5,000 blowjobs. That deserves a medal, or a plaque, or some award. Does anyone realize how many years that would take? If it's one a day. Or 5 a week. The timeline shrinks if more than one a day is achieved. How many a day? What's your record? The things that go through my head. smh.

Calm down, Fazer. Calm down. It was posts.

 

[MidnightRyder007]

Ello Ms Jade.....I gotta a lot of catching up to do....

 

[JerseyJade]

Ello Ms Jade.....I gotta a lot of catching up to do....

Hi Ryder. Nice to see you here.