The Big Bang - Once Again

[Zeb_Carter]

The year is 10,999,999,999,999.015. The Universe has collapsed as all the stars have run themselves out of fuel.

Man, having spread throughout the universe still lives in his spaceships and space stations in a universe which is shrinking every day. Soon, all the matter will compress down until it is just a microscopic speck in space becoming a super-massive blackhole . Then another big bang will occur.

At least that's the theory. Man is attempting to get as far away from the center of the universe as they can before the big bang happens. How they are doing that is...

up to you the writer.

 

[LupusDei]

I believe in rapid heat death in ever accelerating expansion, but not really the Big Rip when expansion of universe rip protons up in pieces. In either case the most believable next Big Bang is perhaps vacuum collapse when there's a region of space too empty for virtual particle fluctuations in current absolute vacuum to keep it stable.

Thus, our infinite future humanity would be tasked with filling space with whatever crap. Hey, aren't we good at that already?

 

[PBAnnie]

...At least that's the theory. Man is attempting to get as far away from the center of the universe as they can before the big bang happens. How they are doing that is...

up to you the writer.

All the people on my fleet of starships are frantically frying up as many potato chips and corn chips as we can. We're on a mission to make sure that when the next "big crunch" happens it will really be the biggest CRUNCH! ever.

 

[Carnevil9]

The Big Bang would be a good name for a long-expected and well-planned orgy.



Or a slutty fat college chick.

 

[Hypoxia]

An old (pre-online) UG comix piece told of a gang of horny wastrels producing homemade pr0n when Lord {JHWH} shows up. He says they're all hell-bound for their sexual sins. A cute gal sneaks up to Him, opens His robe, and delivers the best blowjob imaginable. Resultant divine orgasm ==> The Big Bang.