Cock Talk

[Mattentive]

I wouldn't say size doesn't matter but bigger is not better.

There's always "tongue wiggling her fun bump" as I said the other day.

*nods vigorously*

Lol.

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

I've heard it both ways.

 

[Endless_Night]

I've heard women say that thickness is a lot more important than length. I guess I can see that.

Length can be an issue. Cervical bumping can be really uncomfortable.

Errr…so I hear.

 

[AnnyMouse28]

I've heard women say that thickness is a lot more important than length. I guess I can see that.

I take a short fat cock over a long skinny one.

There's always "tongue wiggling her fun bump" as I said the other day.

That is fun too. But there is just something about a hard cock thrusting in my pussy. But I may not be the best judge since I don't orgasm either way.

 

[Endless_Night]

Oh don't I know it, honey!

Hahaha! I….don't even know where to go with that, Boo.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Mourning Wood

http://img.memecdn.com/die-hard_o_1205373.jpg

So I recently learned that King Tut was mummified with an erection! No, he didn’t have a boner when he croaked, but they mummied up his manhood at a ninety degree angle to appear more like Osiris, the God of Boners.

It turns out that John Dillinger’s dick is NOT on display in any known museum as legend would have it, in fact, nobody really even knows if he had a huge crank or if that too was legend.

Rasputin’s Mad Spunk “might” be in a Russian museum, but they found out that what was originally believed to be his dick in a jar was actually a sea cucumber (whatever that is).

There is also a museum in Iceland called The Icelandic Phallological Museum that has over one hundred and fifteen penises.

AND a museum in London claims to have the “longest standing erection” yanked from a guy who was hung in the 18th century. And no, I don’t mean he had a big schlong (although I think it was about 7” long so…) I mean he was hung by the neck until dead. I didn’t know this before but apparently when you are hung it is not uncommon to pop a rod. Something about the rush of blood, the spinal surge, and kapow! Maybe THAT is why people liked to attend public hangings. Early porn?

YUCK! My apologies.

This is all very disgusting and disturbing but also kind of interesting.

What unusual penis facts do you know?
Would you go to the Iceland Museum of Meat Sticks?
If you could see Dillinger’s dick, would you be curious?
Is a Mummy less scary if it has an erection? Or more scary? Is that why they only showed Boris Karloff’s Mummy from the waist up?

 

[Endless_Night]

That is one disturbing, yet informational, post. In the running for the most disturbing, yet informational, post I've seen on Lit.

I was unaware of a single items listed.

Mourning Wood

Awesome.

What unusual penis facts do you know? None, I fear.
Would you go to the Iceland Museum of Meat Sticks? I…idk. I have questions. I mean, how are these things preserved?
If you could see Dillinger’s dick, would you be curious? No.
Is a Mummy less scary if it has an erection? Or more scary? Is that why they only showed Boris Karloff’s Mummy from the waist up? No. Yes? Hmmm…..

 

[BongoGal]

If you could see Dillinger’s dick, would you be curious?

Why would anyone in 2021 care to see some long-dead corpse's dick? If he were alive and hard, then I might want a peek if it were notable in some respect. Dead and flaccid? Why?

 

[BongoGal]

What unusual penis facts do you know?

Pig penises are corkscrew-shaped.

 

[BongoGal]

I've always imagined that a guy's first-ever erection must be at least a little scary. I mean, that little floppy tube of flesh that he peed out of is suddenly quite a bit bigger and straight and hard. Will it be staying that way forever? Should he tell someone? Will he need to see a doctor?

 

[AlpineFresco]

I've always imagined that a guy's first-ever erection must be at least a little scary. I mean, that little floppy tube of flesh that he peed out of is suddenly quite a bit bigger and straight and hard. Will it be staying that way forever? Should he tell someone? Will he need to see a doctor?

Weirdly, I have no memory of this part of my life. I remember getting erections and figuring out how to masturbate, but I don't recall the first one, or if I was in any way concerned.

 

[Endless_Night]

Pig penises are corkscrew-shaped.

That…is definitely unusual. And possibly awkward?

I feel a vague urge to google pig anatomy, which I will resist at all cost.

 

[Cogan]

I've always imagined that a guy's first-ever erection must be at least a little scary. I mean, that little floppy tube of flesh that he peed out of is suddenly quite a bit bigger and straight and hard. Will it be staying that way forever? Should he tell someone? Will he need to see a doctor?

The boring answer is that the cock grow stiff at such young age for the first time that we see it as a natural thing.
My first ejaculation on the other hand was a surprise even if I knew what's happened.

 

[AlpineFresco]

Oh yeah, similarly. In the bath, IIRC. At that point I had absolutely no idea it would cling like that in water. Ugh.

 

[Cogan]

Oh yeah, similarly. In the bath, IIRC. At that point I had absolutely no idea it would cling like that in water. Ugh.

Well, that's the second first discovery......

 

[hotwords229_A]

I've always imagined that a guy's first-ever erection must be at least a little scary. I mean, that little floppy tube of flesh that he peed out of is suddenly quite a bit bigger and straight and hard. Will it be staying that way forever? Should he tell someone? Will he need to see a doctor?

Erections can happen right away, before we start to remember things. It’s not something we are aware of., by the time we notice it it’s as natural as anything else, but it feels really, really good.

Now the first ejaculation . . . that was a surprise and definitely a “what the hell was that?” moment.

 

[hotwords229_A]

What unusual penis facts do you know?

-I don't know anything UNUSUAL per se. Just what they taught us on Mr. Wizard.

Would you go to the Iceland Museum of Meat Sticks?

-My read on this question is "Would you like to go to Iceland?" And yes I would.

If you could see Dillinger’s dick, would you be curious?

-Yes. Why not? Also Milton Berle's dick too.

Is a Mummy less scary if it has an erection? Or more scary? Is that why they only showed Boris Karloff’s Mummy from the waist up?

-Also the Brandon Fraser version...did they CGI out the boners? I notice a lot of bisexual energy in the movie. Time for a rewatch.

The Mummy’s Boner sounds like an old Universal movie title. I mean, he’s always going for a girl and trying to get her back to his tomb, I guess now we know why.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Why would anyone in 2021 care to see some long-dead corpse's dick? If he were alive and hard, then I might want a peek if it were notable in some respect. Dead and flaccid? Why?

I guess just to put the rumors to rest. Also to wonder why it would have been preserved in the first place.

When Bonnie and Clyde met their fate a large group of people gathered around the car and immediately started grabbing all sort of “mementos”. Including some truly gruesome stuff.

People are weird.

 

[BongoGal]

https://www.darkknightnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/boner-7.jpg

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://www.darkknightnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/boner-7.jpg

I suddenly have an interest in comics.

 

[Endless_Night]

Oh yeah, similarly. In the bath, IIRC. At that point I had absolutely no idea it would cling like that in water. Ugh.

Oh.

And that was another little factoid I did not know….



(Such an educational thread. )

 

[dontneedone]

I've always imagined that a guy's first-ever erection must be at least a little scary. I mean, that little floppy tube of flesh that he peed out of is suddenly quite a bit bigger and straight and hard. Will it be staying that way forever? Should he tell someone? Will he need to see a doctor?

Ha, this is funny. I don't remember the first time getting an erection, but I do remember the first time I jerked off and cum squirted out. I completely freaked out, and like you imagined, I started crying to my brother and my mom got involved and they had no idea what I was talking about. My brother apparently made the determination that I was talking about a wet dream. Not exactly, nor did I know what that even was.

Man, how embarrassing now.

 

[hotoldrguy]

wet dreams, yes. The first time I realized something was up (pun intended) I woke up in bed with a lot of sticky stuff on me and the sheets.

 

[BongoGal]

I suspect that more females are prepared for menstruation than guys are prepared for ejaculation.

 

[Artfan2]

I've always imagined that a guy's first-ever erection must be at least a little scary. I mean, that little floppy tube of flesh that he peed out of is suddenly quite a bit bigger and straight and hard. Will it be staying that way forever? Should he tell someone? Will he need to see a doctor?

And what about the first time a girl sees an adult penis fully erect? That must be a big surprise for her.