Vagina talk

[hotwords229_A]

Why does the phrase “eat your pussy” seem natural but the phrase “eat your cock” just doesn’t sound right?

I think it’s because when I hear “cock” it sounds like a steely hard dick—the word feels right for the thing it represents. But “pussy” doesn’t. “Pussy” seems like some kind of existential thing that we are all pursuing like Nirvana, or something.

So “eating a cock” sounds like cannibalism, where “eating your pussy” sounds more euphemistic? Or is it because we are technically “eating you out” where “eating a cock” sounds like biting into a pretzel.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Because men are scared of teeth and women aren’t.

I prefer "devour" both ways.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I prefer "devour" both ways.

Oh devour is a good word for both. I am updating my language skills with that

 

[LAHomedog]

Why does the phrase “eat your pussy” seem natural but the phrase “eat your cock” just doesn’t sound right?

Think about the process. When you are going down on a pussy, you are eating it. Licking it, nibbling on it, swallowing it, lapping the insides qith your tongue. It is mostly an external process. A cock also gets licked, but it gets swallowed. It is inserted. It gets sucked on and pistoned. It's mostly internal.

 

[LAHomedog]

This is also a problem in cyber. There are just some words thesaurus.com can't help you with ha.

I haven't seen "twat" on this thread. One of my favorites. My wife calls her vagina her twat. For me, #3 after pusssy, and snatch.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I haven't seen "twat" on this thread. One of my favorites. My wife calls her vagina her twat. For me, #3 after pusssy, and snatch.

There is one problem for me with the word twat and that is has many uses. It is a slang term for vagina. It is a name you call a really stupid person “oh you fucking twat”. It is a word for hitting someone “stop that or I will twat you one”. Can be a bit dangerous if you mix it up!

 

[Mattentive]

I haven't seen "twat" on this thread. One of my favorites. My wife calls her vagina her twat. For me, #3 after pusssy, and snatch.

I put twat alongside "piss flaps" Certain names border on offensive.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I put twat alongside "piss flaps" Certain names border on offensive.

Piss flaps isn’t nice but then again beef curtains doesn’t make me want go and grab pepper sauce either

 

[Mattentive]

Piss flaps isn’t nice but then again beef curtains doesn’t make me want go and grab pepper sauce either

Lol. I actually don't mind a bit of beefy protrusion. Pepper sauce is for the woman who's looking for new ways to self play

 

[AmberLGreen]

Now you have me wondering. If I sprinkled pepper on it, would it sneeze and how would that feel?

 

[Mattentive]

Now you have me wondering. If I sprinkled pepper on it, would it sneeze and how would that feel?

Women everywhere hoping the pollen count is high tomorrow

 

[AmberLGreen]

Women everywhere hoping the pollen count is high tomorrow

I am going to cut the grass with no panties on lol

 

[Mattentive]

I am going to cut the grass with no panties on lol

That's one way to water the garden lmao.

 

[AmberLGreen]

That's one way to water the garden lmao.

I am hoping I can do a squirt on each stripe of the lawn. I think I will set this as a new weekly challenge!

 

[Mattentive]

I am hoping I can do a squirt on each stripe of the lawn. I think I will set this as a new weekly challenge!

Why only weekly. I'm sure if you advertised your services on a few trees, all of your male neighbours would soon be calling, hehe.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Why only weekly. I'm sure if you advertised your services on a few trees, all of your male neighbours would soon be calling, hehe.

I will just do it doggy style and leave my scent on their trees

 

[Mattentive]

I will just do it doggy style and leave my scent on their trees

Doggy style could be dangerous. If you sneezed at both ends at the same time, you might end up like a squeezed accordion.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Doggy style could be dangerous. If you sneezed at both ends at the same time, you might end up like a squeezed accordion.

Just need to find someone to press the right buttons lol

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Me too.

Yes, this works.

That's some high level approval.

 

[Mattentive]

Just need to find someone to press the right buttons lol

You might get a bagpipe player who users his mouth whilst also fingering and squeezing you under his arm

 

[AmberLGreen]

You might get a bagpipe player who users his mouth whilst also fingering and squeezing you under his arm

Hope he doesn’t blow too much as that might cause major fanny farts

 

[peekingone]

I am going to cut the grass with no panties on lol

Oh geeeesh LMFAO. Your comments are wonderful lol

 

[Mattentive]

Hope he doesn’t blow too much as that might cause major fanny farts

Hole lang syne You'd be peeking under his kilt between every verse

 

[AmberLGreen]

Hole lang syne You'd be peeking under his kilt between every verse

I can add “standing 69 expert” to my CV

 

[Mattentive]

I can add “standing 69 expert” to my CV

"Ms Green, would you mind clarifying this eh *puts glasses on* “standing 69 expert” Is that a technical term, and do you have anyone we can call for a reference?"

I think it's time for bed, unless...... no, no I'll just go straight to sleep tonight

Good night ALG. You're lots of crazy fun