Vagina talk

[Mattentive]

Ohhh…. I hadn’t thought that through.

It's obvious when you think how many curly-haired cats there are... eh...

 

[Acktion]

The outtakes of that film were hilarious.

Burgess Merideth is my role model. Probably why I immediately thought of him, and the outtakes from this movie specifically, when it was brought up what a vagina might be called.

By the way, has anyone mentioned "kitty?" I didn't see it if they did.

 

[MrDevereaux]

Whole hearted, card carrying, vagatarian here! Diet’s lacking recently!

 

[AnnyMouse28]

Okay ladies. What is your favorite way to self pleasure? Do you have a favorite toy? Is is just your fingers? Do you concentrate only on your clit? Do you want/like/need vaginal penetration, even while masturbating?

 

[hotwords229_A]

I learnt the term “cock wallet” here. It still makes me chuckle for some reason.

So… tell me all the terms we’ve heard, and your favourites. Fara’s given us snatch. I’m a little on the fence with that one. I feel a little like its describing a kid stealing a chocolate bar from the corner store.

During sex/dirty talk my favourite term is definitely cunt. I’m not really a fan of pussy at all at any time. Though I know it’s were most seem to go. It doesn’t come easy to me to use it I have to really force it out if I do use it and it tends to ruin my vibe if it’s used on me.

So…. Have at it lit….what do we call, or have we heard the vagina called?

This is the bane of my existence. There has yet to be a word or term that seems appropriate for that little bit of joy between your legs. I’ve spent much of my life trying to invent the perfect word and so far I have nothing!

I used to wonder why it was called a “beaver” in older movies, then I saw some vintage porn!

BTW: Good job Matt on this thread. I just discovered it

 

[ericalauren]

How do you refer to vulvas and vaginas? I usually just say vulva or vagina. I did, however, once have a person say that they wanted my "pretty pink pussy" and I thought that that was sexy.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

How do you refer to vulvas and vaginas? I usually just say vulva or vagina. I did, however, once have a person say that they wanted my "pretty pink pussy" and I thought that that was sexy.

I don’t think I’ve ever used the word vulva in my life.

 

[Acktion]

This is the bane of my existence. There has yet to be a word or term that seems appropriate for that little bit of joy between your legs. I’ve spent much of my life trying to invent the perfect word and so far I have nothing!

I used to wonder why it was called a “beaver” in older movies, then I saw some vintage porn!

BTW: Good job Matt on this thread. I just discovered it

"Open thou thy precious petals mine delicate flower, that I might drink deep until drunk on thy nectar."

"Reveal to me thine precious treasure, the ruby gem of mine eyes delight."

Poets have been doing it for centuries. But, then I don't spend as much time researching the history and court proceedings around gloryholes.

 

[PleasedToRead]

"Open thou thy precious petals mine delicate flower, that I might drink deep until drunk on thy nectar."

"Reveal to me thine precious treasure, the ruby gem of mine eyes delight."

Poets have been doing it for centuries. But, then I don't spend as much time researching the history and court proceedings around gloryholes.

Please don't call my vagina a delicate flower Or ask me to bloom for you lol. Poetry is one thing, dirty talk is another...for me al least

 

[Mattentive]

Okay ladies. What is your favorite way to self pleasure? Do you have a favorite toy? Is is just your fingers? Do you concentrate only on your clit? Do you want/like/need vaginal penetration, even while masturbating?

As is so often the case, the cock thread came first, but I'm glad the vagina thread eventually also came... to my attention this morning with a question like this, lol.

My favourite toy brand is easily...

You girls got all the luck with masturbation. A huge variety of vibrating, sucking, twiddling toys; more than one place to use them and more than one orgasm possible. No Hornby train set could ever compare.

...or anal penetration.

Why did reading that make me so Hornby.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I’d laugh hysterically if this kind of talk occurred. Now there’s nothing wrong with laughing during sex, at times, but it’s got to be right.

I would also.


I will never get "flower" out of my head. When my Mom was in the hospital. the Nurse asked my Mom if she could wash her "Flower"
I can not hear that, without laughing now.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Okay ladies. What is your favorite way to self pleasure? Do you have a favorite toy? Is is just your fingers? Do you concentrate only on your clit? Do you want/like/need vaginal penetration, even while masturbating?

Oh boy. I could turn this into a long reply. But it's too early.

Mostly always toys now. Fingers on occasion. I mostly concentrate on the Clit. However, like Rainshine said. There is an added bonus to feeling super full as you orgasm.
I also agree that Lelo makes great toys. I also have a Tracys Dog that I like. I've never gotten the Hype with the wands. Not a big fan.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I would also.


I will never get "flower" out of my head. When my Mom was in the hospital. the Nurse asked my Mom if she could wash her "Flower"
I can not hear that, without laughing now.

That’s the problem. It seems to me every term is either too poetic, too vile, or too medical sounding. I do like “I’m going to eat your pussy” though, especially when we’re out somewhere and I lean over and whisper it in her ear.

But just calling it a pussy all the time doesn’t work.

 

[Acktion]

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[Endless_Night]

Please don't call my vagina a delicate flower Or ask me to bloom for you lol. Poetry is one thing, dirty talk is another...for me al least

Eww. Eww, eww, eww, eww, eww.

That would put me right off…...pretty much anything.


And one more for good measure.

Eww.

My favourite toy brand is easily Lelo. They just make amazing products that last and really do what they promise. They come at a price but they’ve never once disappointed. >

The two products I have are Lelos. A little pricey, but exceptionally well made, in my admittedly minimal toy experience opinion.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I still like to use my fingers a lot of the time. I think fingers give a double sensation in that you can enjoy the feel of what they are doing but you are also getting the sensation of what is being felt. I guess concentration is mostly on the clit area but I do like to delve inside a lot too.

I have only recently purchased a rampant rabbit g spot vibrator and find that it does get the job done. As I don’t have much knowledge on this subject I googled to find what is considered the best one. Did you know that there are people paid to test these? Sign me up! Anyway I was surprised to see one that is ideal for long distance couples because the remote control can be operated from anywhere in the world. I think this is a brilliant idea and could also double up as an alarm clock lol

 

[Mattentive]

and could also double up as an alarm clock lol

I'm starting to think the L in your name stands for Laugh Cus I always do.

 

[Mattentive]

That’s the problem. It seems to me every term is either too poetic, too vile, or too medical sounding. I do like “I’m going to eat your pussy” though, especially when we’re out somewhere and I lean over and whisper it in her ear.

But just calling it a pussy all the time doesn’t work.

This is also a problem in cyber. There are just some words thesaurus.com can't help you with ha.

 

[AmberLGreen]

This is also a problem in cyber. There are just some words thesaurus.com can't help you with ha.

Why does the phrase “eat your pussy” seem natural but the phrase “eat your cock” just doesn’t sound right?

 

[Mattentive]

Why does the phrase “eat your pussy” seem natural but the phrase “eat your cock” just doesn’t sound right?

Yeah, although even “eat your pussy” can struggle to heighten humidity in my accent. Next time I'll see what response I get to "If I tongue wiggle your fun bump, will you mouth cuddle my tadpole tube?" I've high hopes.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Yeah, although even “eat your pussy” can struggle to heighten humidity in my accent. Next time I'll see what response I get to "If I tongue wiggle your fun bump, will you mouth cuddle my tadpole tube?" I've high hopes.

You had me at tongue wiggle lol

 

[Mattentive]

You had me at tongue wiggle lol

Success! haha.

 

[Mei5ter]

I don’t think I’ve ever used the word vulva in my life.

I have. It scored 30 on a triple word score (with a blank for the second V).

 

[AmberLGreen]

Because men are scared of teeth and women aren’t.

….

 

[hotwords229_A]

Because men are scared of teeth and women aren’t.

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