MWM 51yo writer looking for an ear and more

[OlderWiser1970]

I'm a witty Chicagoan who occasionally produces smut for Literotica looking for an interesting woman to correspond with and possibly move on to sexting, phone sex, potentially even in-person meets if we really click. I'm married (stale and sexless), 51, no kids, multiple dogs. What more would you like to know? Ask me ask me ask me!

 

[MMM_wms]

I'm a witty Chicagoan who occasionally produces smut for Literotica looking for an interesting woman to correspond with and possibly move on to sexting, phone sex, potentially even in-person meets if we really click. I'm married (stale and sexless), 51, no kids, multiple dogs. What more would you like to know? Ask me ask me ask me!

May I give you some unsoliceted advice, Older & Wiser?

I doubt that you will find her here. A better bet is reading female posts on some other boards, and then PMing a woman here and there, who you find appealing to you.

And then write her also, what you suggest doing for her. Not only what you want back in return.

Good luck to you!

 

[OlderWiser1970]

Oooooh, can you crouch in the bushes and coach me through what to say, Mr. Unsoliceted!?!?

May I give you some unsoliceted advice, Older & Wiser?

I doubt that you will find her here. A better bet is reading female posts on some other boards, and then PMing a woman here and there, who you find appealing to you.

And then write her also, what you suggest doing for her. Not only what you want back in return.

Good luck to you!

 

[Ms_Cuentista]

Oooooh, can you crouch in the bushes and coach me through what to say, Mr. Unsoliceted!?!?

Kind of like Cyrano de Bergerac and the balcony scene with Christian and Roxane?

 

[OlderWiser1970]

Kind of like Cyrano de Bergerac and the balcony scene with Christian and Roxane?

Just like that!

 

[MMM_wms]

Kind of like Cyrano de Bergerac and the balcony scene with Christian and Roxane?

Dear Ms. Cuentista, I wonder whether you care to send a PM to me? Or open your mailbox to me. So I can send you a sample of how I interpret Cyrano de Bergerac for you.