Vagina talk

[Mattentive]

As (sort of) requested in hotwords229_A's "Cock Talk" thread.


Do you own a vagina? Have you visited one recently? Then this thread is for you.


Viewer discretion definitely advised.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Oh Matt you brave boy. Do you know what you have let yourself in for?

As an owner of a vagina I can factually state that they are very nice - well I like mine!

 

[innocntplay]

I’m a visitor.
I like hair.
I prefer an outie where the labia are visible not covered by an outer layer of skin.
My favorite thing is feeling the owner want me to lick her. There is nothing more wonderful to me than feeling the frantic contractions of orgasm held against my face.
I love sex is so many positions this morning if I was visiting I want her needy wanting me to fill her. Although I think my favorite is her on top sensually using me like her favorite toy.

 

[ydahecnot]

But where are the teeth? My mama said it had teeth and I should stay away

Luckily I found one where the teeth had fallen out and the gums weren’t in the best shape either

 

[Mattentive]

Vaginas? I'm a fan. (Helping to get it started)

Just noticed I didn't capitalize "Talk" oh well.

Yes, me too! I hope I'm still a fan by the time this thread dies.

Oh Matt you brave boy. Do you know what you have let yourself in for?

Almost certainly not. Be ready to stand behind me and cover my eyes

 

[Mattentive]

I once saw an old book explaining vagina anatomy. It had black and white pictures of all the different vulva appearances. It reminded me of an ornithology book that helped you identify different types of birds' nests.

Not sure I would have liked the '70s.

 

[innocntplay]

I like a teacher

Well fuck, I guess there won’t be a need for this teacher cos play.

I like a teacher as well as explorer. Love to look. Comparing similarities….
Like when the head of my penis is the same shape as your aroused clitoris. Or your inner labia are as sensitive as my balls.
I’d like to know more about wet. I love when a woman is really wet. Where does it come from. I like when it is wet but hasn’t broken the seal. I like to tease a little until she reveals herself….
Like being this turned on just thinking about it

 

[AmberLGreen]

I call it a pussy. I love to use the word snatch. I apparently have a good one. She’s healthy and strong.

Snatch is a nice word. You could have it tattooed on your pubis area “Snatch my Snatch”. I don’t like the word Clunge.

I think I am going to start calling mine “Her who must be obeyed” because she seems to be calling all the shots just lately!

 

[WerdNerd]

Snatch is a nice word. You could have it tattooed on your pubis area “Snatch my Snatch”. I don’t like the word Clunge.

I think I am going to start calling mine “Her who must be obeyed” because she seems to be calling all the shots just lately!

I would totally obey your snatch.

 

[BadAmy]

I call it my little hoo-ha. And boy oh boy do I love every square inch of it licked. Not just mah button.

 

[AmberLGreen]

There is so much more to enjoy other than the button. I do like the feel of the silky interior. I want somebody to touch and lick as much as they like and hope they enjoy it as much as I do.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I once saw an old book explaining vagina anatomy. It had black and white pictures of all the different vulva appearances. It reminded me of an ornithology book that helped you identify different types of birds' nests.

Not sure I would have liked the '70s.

Disco, drugs and bell bottoms, what's not to love?

 

[BadAmy]

There is so much more to enjoy other than the button. I do like the feel of the silky interior. I want somebody to touch and lick as much as they like and hope they enjoy it as much as I do.

Right???
There are so many sensitive parts within the whole vagina. Inside and out.
Now...there are things I like done to it...besides the "standard". (But that's my kink)

And fwiw...it is possible to be an excellent eater. (A Bad one, too) but with patience and a listening ear...you can excell at this.

 

[Mattentive]

Disco, drugs and bell bottoms, what's not to love?

No Lit for a start. But then no condoms either. I see your point.

 

[Stillrandy]

As (sort of) requested in hotwords229_A's "Cock Talk" thread. Do you own a vagina? Have you visited one recently? Then this thread is for you. Viewer discretion definitely advised.

(I don't have one. ).

There was a time when I would have said something like this:

"If I had wanted to know that much about a woman's vagina, I would have become a gynecologist and made some money out of the deal."

Now that I am older and less wiser, my admiration as a layman has blossomed remarkably and fascination(?) for the all the constituent parts is of great interest.

P.S. I don't believe I heard the word 'clitoris' until I was about age 58.....

 

[ydahecnot]

(I don't have one. ).

There was a time when I would have said something like this:

"If I had wanted to know that much about a woman's vagina, I would have become a gynecologist and made some money out of the deal."

Now that I am older and less wiser, my admiration as a layman has blossomed remarkably and fascination(?) for the all the constituent parts is of great interest.

P.S. I don't believe I heard the word 'clitoris' until I was about age 58.....

Yeah, what is that, anyway?

 

[AmberLGreen]

(I don't have one. ).

There was a time when I would have said something like this:

"If I had wanted to know that much about a woman's vagina, I would have become a gynecologist and made some money out of the deal."

Now that I am older and less wiser, my admiration as a layman has blossomed remarkably and fascination(?) for the all the constituent parts is of great interest.

P.S. I don't believe I heard the word 'clitoris' until I was about age 58.....

Hopefully you found a clitoris before you were 58!

 

[Mattentive]

(I don't have one. ).

There was a time when I would have said something like this:

"If I had wanted to know that much about a woman's vagina, I would have become a gynecologist and made some money out of the deal."

Now that I am older and less wiser, my admiration as a layman has blossomed remarkably and fascination(?) for the all the constituent parts is of great interest.

P.S. I don't believe I heard the word 'clitoris' until I was about age 58.....

They are fascinating. Never know what you'll find down there. So many types of lips. Some are small enough to make you want to ask for ID and some are so flouncy they could use a couple of curtain tiebacks.

 

[hotcpu]

There is so much more to enjoy other than the button. I do like the feel of the silky interior. I want somebody to touch and lick as much as they like and hope they enjoy it as much as I do.

They are called lips for a reason. French kisses to that pair like the ones on your face.

 

[BadAmy]

They are called lips for a reason. French kisses to that pair like the ones on your face.

Hello.

 

[Stillrandy]

Hopefully you found a clitoris before you were 58!

Well, I fathered four children, but otherwise the answer is no, at least not to my awareness. Not going to whine about the things that were missing related to marital (or other) intimacy, but plain vanilla for my generation was...very plain vanilla.

 

[neakman]

The basics of our bits:

https://monkarpi.sirv.com/WP_thefemedic.com/2020/12/External-vaginal-anatomy-clitoral-hood.jpg

I like how this pic has a 5 O'clock shadow.

 

[hotcpu]

Hello.

Hi Sexy Lady

 

[Chernosoth]

Most of the clit is hidden treasure.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0a/Clitoris_Anatomy.svg/800px-Clitoris_Anatomy.svg.png

 

[Mattentive]

How many lovers does it take to change a clit bulb


It'd be interesting to know if a woman could feel anything from just pressing the other parts of the clitoris.