Cock Talk

[LAHomedog]

However, when I was a pretty young gentleman (of 18 yrs old ) I was visiting my cousins house and she had a Playgirl magazine out on her desk. My mom, sister, aunt and I all saw it there and the women had a good laugh. I, of course, was mortified, but also intrigued that women seemed to like looking at naked guys too.

Who knew!


"Playgirl was a publishing disaster. Initial curiosity aside like the Burt Reynolds centerfold -- like your mom, sister, etc. -- no women bought it and the only readers were gay men. So, they couldn't sell ads. The advertisers of women's products wouldn't buy the ads because there was no audience/market, and the publishing company would accept ads for men because it would tarnish their brand and image. It was kept alive at a loss for a few years to save face, but then buried.

Helen Gurley Brown was much more successful with "Cosmo." She knew how to market to women.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Hmmm. But Cosmo was horrible for women after she took over. I wonder if Playgirl would have been more successful if they featured a woman on the cover having fun and not made it look like porn.

I wonder if the Superman cover sold better than one of the naked guy covers?

I’m hoping we get some female feedback on this one.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’d like to hear stories about your experiences with Playgirl (or a facsimile thereof)
Do you have the same stories as “us guys” have with Playboy?
What did you think when you saw it?
Was it just curiosity, or a life changing event?

I’m now wondering if most/many girls saw a Playboy before a Playgirl? Since Playboy magazines were in most homes (up to the early 2000’s?) was that the intro to “porn” most girls had? That would be a shame. I think most of us guys have that magical moment of discovering the naked female body, but do the same percentage of women also have that? Probably not.

At least now, with the internet, that will change. On the other hand, the internet is way too much all at once. I’m probably the last generation to have grown up easing my way into nudity, porn and sex. Based on what a quick skinny dipping scene in a movie did to me, I can’t imagine what super hot lesbian gifs and videos would have done to me back then!

I came into adulthood (and my pants) with dial-up. I am the last of my kind.

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://medium.com/thelist/what-i-learned-when-i-posed-for-playgirl-5c35be2c1f98

Here’s another good story about a woman working for Playgirl.

A guy in her position would be crowned a King. “You work at Palyboy? Holy fuck you lucky fucker!”

But she spent much of her time questioning herself and defending working there.

Crazy!

 

[hotwords229_A]

The Rogue Monk who was full of spunk.

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kqi4m-_cMZM/TLA7pLyBFgI/AAAAAAAAAAs/lxU7fyDC4Ng/s1600/PA060291%5B1%5D%5B1%5D.jpg

Drukpa Kunley aka, “The Saint of 5,000 women” was a man with a plan. He enjoyed bringing enlightenment through his penis. He was so revered that the Kingdom of Bhutan celebrates his teachings by putting penises everywhere:

https://explorepartsunknown.com/bhutan/photo-essay-bhutans-phallic-art/

Apparently he had a magical dick.
“His ‘flaming thunderbolt of wisdom’ protects the country from evil spirits.”

And he was kind of a prick.
“When Drukpa Kunley was asked to make a gold offering for a particularly important Lama he took out his testicles and offered them instead.”

https://theculturetrip.com/asia/bhutan/articles/how-and-why-bhutan-came-to-worship-the-phallus/

He is said to have tamed a demoness by smacking her in the face with his flaming thunderbolt and making her gag on it until she “melted in sexual rapture.”

Sounds pretty legit.

 

[LAHomedog]

I don’t know if I do it while I’m asleep but I LOVE waking up to the feeling of morning wood pressing into me. Whether it be simply against the small of my back, or between my legs. There is no way I can not take full advantage of it when I wake to that sensation. I don’t care how late it’s making anyone.

And as hot and fun as that can be it always leads one to "morning breath." Do you kiss during wake up sex? Or only at the end?

 

[LAHomedog]

I want to say something about cocks as someone who possess one. And I do not mean this to be macho, chauvinistic, misogynist, or offensive in anyway.

I have always thought that the world since time began has been driven by the lust for power and money (Sort of the same thing. Power brings money and money brings power) going back to the Greeks. And it is all about one thing and one thing only: guys' cocks. Their desire to fuck and get laid by a woman -- or sometimes a man -- and sometimes a woman's desire to have a cock in them. Hell, Caesar conquered Egypt to fuck Cleopatra.

And it is a two-way street. Sometimes willingly, sometimes with great desire, and sometimes, sadly violently and without consent. There isn't a guy straight or gay who doesn't wake up in the morning thinking of his cock, and somehow, someway, think about it all day. And I think for most straight women that may be also true. (OK, I'll start running and ducking now. As I said, not being a pig, or misogynist.)

I contend it is biology. Survival of the species. We like to think we have control of our bodies. Sometimes we get slapped about that. No control over childbirth, diarrhea, or death. We are programmed to have sex to maintain our species. You know, we are the only species where the woman enjoys sex. And the clitoris is the only organ on either human body -- actually any body of any kind -- whose sole purpose is pleasure. That it. Pleasure. Nature wants the woman to crave cock for pleasure to procreate and continue our species. And that gives us Lit and discussions like this. (Please don't throw the tomatoes too hard at me.)

 

[hotwords229_A]

I don’t know if I do it while I’m asleep but I LOVE waking up to the feeling of morning wood pressing into me. Whether it be simply against the small of my back, or between my legs. There is no way I can not take full advantage of it when I wake to that sensation. I don’t care how late it’s making anyone.

Beautiful! This is the kind of honesty and openness I want. Even you if said the exact opposite, I still want to know.

I feel like a super creepy voyeur in this thread but I just want to say as a genuine lover of the male body in all its forms, and cocks in general, a big *chefs kiss* to this thread.

You should feel super (because you are) but not creepy. This is a thread for interaction and voyeurism. It is a place to demystify the cock, talk about it, learn about it, share it, take it all in, swallow it whole . . . wait, what were we talking about?

 

[hotwords229_A]

. . . And I do not mean this to be macho, chauvinistic, misogynist, or offensive in anyway.

If people are offended by honesty they have no business here. Talking about cocks is automatically going to sound macho, chauvinistic, misogynist, offensive and at times misandrist (oh yeah, it’s a thing baby).

Don’t worry about other people. This thread is for cocks and the people who love them. And the people who hate them. And the people who are super freaked out by them. And the people who . . . , well, you get it.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Vader helmet or Anakin head?

I’m happily circumcised (I know you were all wondering ) and I know that a lot of guys are happily uncircumcised. I’m not at all interested in a conversation about the virtues or mutilation of circumcision, but I am interested to hear your thoughts about your “preference of appearance”.

This is strictly visual (or is it?).

A lot of people say they don’t care, and maybe that’s true. I know that I, personally, don’t care for the “look” of an uncut dick.
It freaks me out a little

Probably because I am circumcised so I grew up thinking everyone should have a Darth Vader helmet on their dick (which, I suppose everyone does, just some of you are wearing your jedi cloak over it).

What do you think about a nicely cut or naturally uncut cock?
Do you have a preference?
Are guys opinions stronger on the appearance of a cock than women’s? Or do you just say you like the cock of someone you love no matter what it looks like because they’re all a little ridiculous looking?

 

[hotwords229_A]

^^^

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0SdLANV4p-0/T-duOA5XAQI/AAAAAAAAA68/mAAuA2rRCsc/s1600/book_icandoitmyself.jpg

This bestselling novel has taken on a whole new meaning!

 

[hotwords229_A]

I don’t find you disgusting creatures. Perplexing, confusing, sometimes infuriating but not disgusting. Certainly not around sex, maybe hygiene sometimes??

The one time I did find cum somewhat off putting was when I saw someone scoop it up off themselves into a shot glass and drink it. I don’t know why the act of using a shot glass as opposed to say fingers was so off putting for me but it was. It really got me, and I am all kinds of out there with my sexual proclivities but that one…whew for some reason it hit a not great spot.

I agree. There is a limit for some reason. Licking it off your partner is hot, kissing after a blowjob wonderful! But get out the shot or wine glass and I want to gag.

Strange, but true.

 

[hotwords229_A]

So I’ve had a lot of sex and I’m here to tell you in my experiences the majority of men do not willingly get on board with licking it off.

Minority right here!

And yeah, licking it off skin, or kissing is just delicious. But there's no need to bring glassware into the occasion.

I’m on board too!

 

[LAHomedog]

So I’ve had a lot of sex and I’m here to tell you in my experiences the majority of men do not willingly get on board with licking it off.

I'll lick it off if it's going to lead to a cum kiss.

 

[LAHomedog]

I am definitely NOT thinking about you two on clean up right now. I mean… no …not at all.



This is what I mean about willingly. Perhaps I mean willingly and eagerly. Also, this raises is an interesting discussion though not for the cock thread. The whole I’ll do “x if x”

I love cum kisses. If I eat you and smell and taste like your pussy you will always kiss me. If you blow me, I want to do the same. It is the ultimate sharing of the ultimate experience. I don't understand why guys are so hesitant or refuse to do it. There isn't a man alive who didn't at an early age whack off and taste it. This is not a new experience.

 

[Twistedkink]

So I’ve had a lot of sex and I’m here to tell you in my experiences the majority of men do not willingly get on board with licking it off.

I think a lot of men have mental hang up about what labels will be put on them if they lick up even their own cum, but yet many expect every women to crave it like they can’t get enough. It took me some time to get past that and free myself, and now I love eating and licking cum up and so much more! Labels are a terrible thing, and once you learn to remove them your sex live becomes so much more open, and you can embrace your partners needs and desires with a passion that you might never have had before.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I think a lot of men have mental hang up about what labels will be put on them if they lick up even their own cum, but yet many expect every women to crave it like they can’t get enough. It took me some time to get past that and free myself, and now I love eating and licking cum up and so much more! Labels are a terrible thing, and once you learn to remove them your sex live becomes so much more open, and you can embrace your partners needs and desires with a passion that you might never have had before.

I think this as well.

 

[hotwords229_A]

“Though I know he loves me, tonight my heart is sad; his kiss was not so wonderful as all the dreams I had.”
Sara Teasdale

https://64.media.tumblr.com/c63cb1a4f8ebc5e9cb64b75834c154ba/df584bebe510eb11-d4/s640x960/13636a4b8055048dc98be0ca0374cefa9151b598.jpg

Cum kisses are an absolute must for me (now). It took me a long time to get over my “fear” of cum. I remember my friend telling me that “everyone tastes themselves” and I was floored. The idea of tasting my own cum was like saying “everyone eats their own shoes”. The idea had honestly never even entered my mind. But the more I thought about it the more I realized I needed to try.

It was a matter of not ‘asking a girl to do what I was unwilling to do myself’. But doing it took some work. It’s well established that even if you want to try tasting yourself while jerking, once you cum all desire is gone.

The trick is to jerk off directly into your mouth and swallow while you’re still cumming.

Your welcome.

Of course, it’s a scientific fact that if a straight guy gets any of his own cum in his mouth he will automatically turn gay.

Except that didn’t happen. If anything, I am more into women <—That sounds like a total bullshit line, but it isn’t. What I mean is, tasting my own cum on her lips (or body) is actually an amazing moment. There is a feeling of true sharing, or connectedness, or something. I’m not sure how to explain it, but I think it makes fucking that much more enjoyable, and together.

So this all sounds like I’m bragging or telling everyone how awesome I am—but I don’t mean it to sound that way (my awesomeness should be a given )

Why do you think a lot of guys won’t cum kiss?
What are they/you afraid of?
Sure it’s kind of gross when you think about it, but who cares—are we not men?

Your assignment tonight is to blow one into your own mouth and get over the phobia. Your girl will thank you for it.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I don't think it's that bad. It's just a tiny amount of clean watery jelly that could be seen as a lot better than eating a dead animal's corpse if you really think about it. I've been more put-off by the thought of getting a lot of a partner's saliva in my mouth than my own semen. And as for women tasting their own equivalent, that's a whole other level of interesting

I see you don’t work in advertising. Dead animal corpse and watery jelly are not words that sell!

I lick my love nectar from her warm, creamy thighs.
I also don’t work in advertising.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Yesterday, I titled my post on circumcision “Vader helmet or Anakin head?”
Instead of using the far superior “Just a little off the tip”.

Such a missed opportunity.

I’ll never forgive myself.

 

[Mattentive]

I see you don’t work in advertising. Dead animal corpse and watery jelly are not words that sell!

I lick my love nectar from her warm, creamy thighs.
I also don’t work in advertising.

OK, I'll call it love nectar from now on The main thing that surprised me about this thread was that a woman (Rainshine) was happy to admit this turned her on.

I might post more about this topic later.

 

[hotwords229_A]

OK, I'll call it love nectar from now on The main thing that surprised me about this thread was that a woman (Rainshine) was happy to admit this turned her on.

I might post more about this topic later.

Please do.

Also, I don’t think women are the ones who are turned off by cum. Guys are the ones who get all “girly” and squeamish about it. Which is pretty funny because it’s our own cum. It came from us and yet we’re freaked out by it—crazy!

I’m speaking as a recovering cumphobic. So for any guys reading this who haven’t already done it, seriously, cum into your own mouth. It will make you a better lover. That’s how I think, anyway.

 

[Acktion]

https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-9712ddcd3a4dd6c786e20e04769d76b1

 

[LAHomedog]

I don’t mind. I always feel a little like a kid on Christmas when you first pull down those pants and find out what is waiting there for you though. This is part of the reason I don’t want to see your dick pics fellas. What if we fuck one day? You’ve just gone and ruined Christmas.

I agree 100% There is nothing more thrilling than finding out what is under the clothing for the first time. The first time you put your hand under the shirt, or her hand lands on your hard cock that is still in your pants, and then the reveal. Always the hottest.

Studies have shown that when looking at each other naked for the first time, women look at the guys cock and ass, but guys don't look at the woman's body. They look into her eyes because they want to see if she approves of his cock. But while clothed it is the opposite. Guys looks at her body parts and she looks at his face and eyes. (The butt sometimes.)

 

[AnnyMouse28]

Sorry if this was previously discussed (I didn't read the entire thread)

Why are you guy so obsessed with your size? You either talk yourself up claiming to be "large" or on the other side go on about how "small" you are? In the end most guys are fairly average and for the most part it doesn't really matter all that much.