😎 That Feeling When...

TFW you can't explain yourself right, everything gets twisted by the other person into something you didn't mean.
 
TFW you remember that, barring some astonishing advancement in medical science, you are definitely closer to death than birth. The lawn can fucking well mow itself; it must be five o’clock somewhere. 😇
 
TFW you're with someone for the first time in public, and you look at each other and know you both want to get nasty...
 
That feeling when you finally sink your teeth into those sirloin and mashed potatoes you've been cooking all evenin'.
 
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