Home Improvement

[hulvamulva]

Kinky couple in their late 40’s with live-in college age son and daughter. The father is very handy with building anything out of wood and metal around the house and has his own little workshop in the garage where he can relax in his hobby when not at the office. He enjoys making spice racks, bird houses, etc.. The kids tease him sometimes thinking his hobby is “geeky”. Unbeknownst to them, he also builds sex apparatus’ for his and the Mrs’ pleasure. A sex swing, a rimming chair and several other devices, all of which are kept in a locked loft in the garage over his shop. One day, while looking for something the kids discover this room, shocked at first, then amused, they begging using the equipment. Over several days they being using it on a regular basis until…, their parents catch them! Everyone then plays together.

 

[NaomiDPlumm]

Brought to you by Binford Tools, makers of the new Binford 49cc gasoline powered 17 speed vibrator!

 

[Hypoxia]

Then there's Dad's darkroom in the garage. Still-fit Mom & Dad are vacationing at some exotic resort when 18-year-old twins Simon and Sally, home before college and bored, rummage through the stash of negatives there... to find a treasure-trove of pix of Mom & Dad fucking each other and neighbors, including some of the twins' schoolmate chums. Of course they want in on future action.

 

[hulvamulva]

Then there's Dad's darkroom in the garage. Still-fit Mom & Dad are vacationing at some exotic resort when 18-year-old twins Simon and Sally, home before college and bored, rummage through the stash of negatives there... to find a treasure-trove of pix of Mom & Dad fucking each other and neighbors, including some of the twins' schoolmate chums. Of course they want in on future action.

I was thinking there would be such pics hanging in the loft. But I don’t want the dad to have too many hobbies.
I’m no writer, but I’d love for someone to take this on.

 

[Hypoxia]

I was thinking there would be such pics hanging in the loft.

Not prudent while the kids are still at home.

But I don’t want the dad to have too many hobbies.

My dad managed with serious photography (and printing), model railroading, furniture crafting, electronic device building, architectural sketching, and more, all while employed supervising pipeline construction. Too many hobbies? Hah!

 

[jaF0]

We need a busty blonde to handle the guy's tools.

 

[Hypoxia]

We need a busty blonde to handle the guy's tools.

And a backyard fence with a mysterious chatty nudist neighbor?

 

[Carnevil9]

Kinky couple in their late 40’s with live-in college age son and daughter. The father is very handy with building anything out of wood and metal around the house and has his own little workshop in the garage where he can relax in his hobby when not at the office. He enjoys making spice racks, bird houses, etc.. The kids tease him sometimes thinking his hobby is “geeky”. Unbeknownst to them, he also builds sex apparatus’ for his and the Mrs’ pleasure. A sex swing, a rimming chair and several other devices, all of which are kept in a locked loft in the garage over his shop. One day, while looking for something the kids discover this room, shocked at first, then amused, they begging using the equipment. Over several days they being using it on a regular basis until…, their parents catch them! Everyone then plays together.

This sounds like a great idea for a story. Maybe even a series of stories.

 

[sirhugs]

And a backyard fence with a mysterious chatty nudist neighbor?

and weird Uncle Al... the handsy "extra pair of hands"

 

[Zeb_Carter]

And dad just grunts like a monkey in heat all the time.

 

[NaomiDPlumm]

And a backyard fence with a mysterious chatty nudist neighbor?

Tim: "Now we will demonstrate the use of the Binford 375 drill with a hole saw bit on this fence board. Jill, would you kneel on the Binford 7800 closed cell foam and place your lips here."

Al: "Remember, measure twice, cut once."

Tim: "Jill's mouth lines up perfectly with my mark, so the platform we just built is the correct height."

Al: "I measured Wilson's inseam yesterday, and we want to drill the hole at 32 1/4 inches... Right here..."

Whirrrrrr...

Tim: "To avoid neck strain, Al built this small platform for Jill to kneel on, and we used Binford 92A plastic compatible contact cement to glue the foam on top..."

 

[sirhugs]

Tim: "Now we will demonstrate the use of the Binford 375 drill with a hole saw bit on this fence board. Jill, would you kneel on the Binford 7800 closed cell foam and place your lips here."

Al: "Remember, measure twice, cut once."

Tim: "Jill's mouth lines up perfectly with my mark, so the platform we just built is the correct height."

Al: "I measured Wilson's inseam yesterday, and we want to drill the hole at 32 1/4 inches... Right here..."

Whirrrrrr...

Tim: "To avoid neck strain, Al built this small platform for Jill to kneel on, and we used Binford 92A plastic compatible contact cement to glue the foam on top..."

I always thought it was Al that Jill was secretly fucking...

 

[Hypoxia]

We've had naked waitpersons, naked deliverypersons, and naked politicians. How about a naked home-upgrade crew? With nude women and/or men coming onsite and wielding hammers, saws, and other tools. "They pound the nails with bloody flails, those hardy sons of bitches," as the old song goes.

Interfering with the contractors costs extra, of course. That's capitalism for ya!

 

[NaomiDPlumm]

We've had naked waitpersons, naked deliverypersons, and naked politicians. How about a naked home-upgrade crew? With nude women and/or men coming onsite and wielding hammers, saws, and other tools. "They pound the nails with bloody flails, those hardy sons of bitches," as the old song goes.

Interfering with the contractors costs extra, of course. That's capitalism for ya!

Wearing only kneepads Al lays the floor tile.

(The cameras are turned off till the task is complete.)

Then he takes off the knee pads and lays the mistress of the house on the laid tile.

Or leaves the pads on and gives oral...