Pearl Necklaces and Tossed Salads

[Carnevil9]

A naïve young lady and a street-wise young man are embarking on a relationship (I suppose it could be the other way around, too). But terms like Pearl Necklace and Tossed Salad keep getting them into embarrassing situations, when she interprets them one way, but he interprets them in a totally different way.

What other phrases can get them into a twist? Surely there are other sexual terms that also sound like mundane non-sexual things from everyday life?

 

[sirhugs]

I chuckled yesterday at the "watersports" sign in the department store. |But it was ok. The young lady I was with yet me buy her lingerie for her date with an age appropriate fellow.

 

[Carnevil9]

That's a good one!

I thought of another one:
Her: "I need a good facial. My skin is really dry."
Him: "I'm your man, Honey!"

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Hey.
Frasier had tossed salad and scrambled eggs?

You saying that was rude!

 

[Carnevil9]

I thought of another one: ATM. (automated teller machine vs. ass-to-mouth sex)

Her (frantically looking through her wallet): "Damn, I'm out of cash! I need an ATM!"
Him: "I didn't know you were into that! I'll give you fifty bucks for a good ATM."

 

[Bramblethorn]

I've seen some misunderstandings over Cognitive Behavioural Therapy.

 

[Hypoxia]

I've seen some misunderstandings over Cognitive Behavioural Therapy.

I always confused LSD with LDS because they're both pretty spacy. But I have no trouble watching a BBC show.

 

[Zionisacat]

Dungeon Master wanted. Apply within.

BDSM club or Dungeons and Dragons?

 

[ericrodman101]

For some reason I am reminded of my senior year choir teacher who, with us all waiting silently for the curtain to rise, walked over to the pianist and at the top of her voice, said 'give me an F'. The show could not go on.

 

[Hypoxia]

For some reason I am reminded of my senior year choir teacher who, with us all waiting silently for the curtain to rise, walked over to the pianist and at the top of her voice, said 'give me an F'. The show could not go on.

Knowing of the Fish Cheer shows your age. And mine.