The misuse of the term Milf

[lovecraft68]

I can get behind that if she was genuine in the beginning. Maybe the spending and fancy cars overwhelmed her, but now things have settled into a dull and unsatisfying existence. If she was just in it for the money from the get-go, that doesn't appeal to me.

If she really is just a trophy, that sours me. If she's not, then the cheating sours me. If he's understanding of her needs but she's satisfying whatever he needs, then you run into the Neanderthal faction from LW.

There are a few more angles in places where additional categories or keyword navigation open possibilities, ( IOW, no territorial LW trolls ) but there's just not much room here for what I'm going to enjoy writing.

Who would have thought smut could be so conflicted and complicated?

I hold myself up sometimes if I get a squick thing going within my personal tastes, but I've never worried about who's reading it. Guess I care more about amusing me than others in a way.

 

[NotWise]

I've had the Morticia/Lily conversation before.

While I like Morticia Addams because she's very pretty,

It's hard to argue with Lily's boobs.

 

[lovecraft68]

I've had the Morticia/Lily conversation before.

While I like Morticia Addams because she's very pretty,

It's hard to argue with Lily's boobs.

I don't mean to sound crude, but Yvonne had a little bit of that trashy dissolute look to her sometimes and that does it for me.

 

[jaF0]

Also I think it was Judith Light in Who's the Boss?

Cougar and MILF are not the same thing to me.

Cougar is the predator, MILF is the prey.

Mona Robinson (Kathryn Helmond) --- Cougar

Angela Robinson (Judith Light) -- MILF.

And the obligatory Peg Bundy.

 

[jaF0]

Victoria Barkley might have been a helluva ride:

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/1971/BARBARA_STANWYCK_THE_BIG_VALLEY_COLOR.JPG


And well, you know .... Samantha Stevens....

 

[RejectReality]

Who would have thought smut could be so conflicted and complicated?

I hold myself up sometimes if I get a squick thing going within my personal tastes, but I've never worried about who's reading it. Guess I care more about amusing me than others in a way.

I only worry about who's reading it for the purposes of getting the most bang for my buck. All three sites I post on have different formatting requirements, so I have to decide if the effort of making the conversions is worth the reward I'll get once it's posted.

Short stuff/cuckold/bi stuff doesn't balance the equation here. Long stuff and fantasy work doesn't get much action elsewhere. It's all going somewhere. It's a matter of which sites, and which category its going to go into.

Or whether I'm going to leave it exclusive to my own website, which I do every once in a while. Even some of the stuff I'm not perfectly happy with ends up there on the Cutting Room Floor page.

I don't tailor my writing to any specific audience — just the means of presentation.

 

[LAHomedog]

Like T.O. I always associate MILF with "The American Pie" series of films. Those horny high school/college guys are 19-20 years old so their moms are 40ish. That's why I always think of a MILF as late 30s-40s.

A cougar for me started as an aggressive older woman hot for a younger guy, but now I associate it with any hot, older woman who is fuckable and not a mother. Jennifer Anniston or Shari Belafonte come to mind.

And then there is Halley Berry. Is she a MILF or a cougar? Scarlett Johansson? She is married, but not a mom. What is she?

Asking for a friend.

 

[lovecraft68]

Like T.O. I always associate MILF with "The American Pie" series of films. Those horny high school/college guys are 19-20 years old so their moms are 40ish. That's why I always think of a MILF as late 30s-40s.

A cougar for me started as an aggressive older woman hot for a younger guy, but now I associate it with any hot, older woman who is fuckable and not a mother. Jennifer Anniston or Shari Belafonte come to mind.

And then there is Halley Berry. Is she a MILF or a cougar? Scarlett Johansson? She is married, but not a mom. What is she?

Asking for a friend.

My only comment about Scarlett is my wife has cos played as Black Widow for me more than once.

 

[Payne_Hall]

I’ve been trying to think of a point to be a segue into mentioning Helena Bonham Carter, Diane Lane, or Kate Beckinsale.

It would really just be an excuse, but I think it proves I’m just as guilty of preferring a certain age in this particular area.

 

[HordHolm]

I’ve been trying to think of a point to be a segue into mentioning Helena Bonham Carter, Diane Lane, or Kate Beckinsale.

It would really just be an excuse, but I think it proves I’m just as guilty of preferring a certain age in this particular area.

I don't think there's been much need for an excuse to mention Helena Bonham Carter at any point over the last 25 or so years

 

[Kumquatqueen]

Cougar and MILF are not the same thing to me.

Cougar is the predator, MILF is the prey.

Agreed - though Milf isn't necessarily prey, could be more of a daydream.A boy's best mate's mum, typically.

Younger women are just assumed to be fuck-worthy, so doesn't need to be specified. Someone under say thirty might only be considered a Milf if in childbirth or with a baby on the breast. But usually it's 'i know she's out of the age range I'm supposed.to consider, but I would anyway.'

I figured I'd hit middle age when I started noticing GILFs. Judi Dench, for example.

 

[lovecraft68]

Cougar is the predator, MILF is the prey.

Oh, yes, I forgot about The guys who squawk at my stories because the 40+ year old women with 20+ years of sexual experience doesn't swoon and allow herself to be dominated by a wet behind the ears 20 year old who has barely gotten his dick wet and with young girls who aren't any more experienced.

There are exceptions to everything, but 95% of college age kids are well out of their league with an older woman in her prime and they do not call the shots nor do they want to because in reality they know they're getting the ride of a lifetime and are thrilled to have the time and story to tell.

But its old limp dicked knuckle dragging shitheads that have to do the "That boy was a limp wristed simp letting her...he should have just taken that bitch and...

Yeah, go back to the fleshlight and your incel chatrooms.

 

[LAHomedog]

My only comment about Scarlett is my wife has cos played as Black Widow for me more than once.

My only comment about Scarlett is Colin Jost is a lucky man.

And speaking of lucky men, if your wife has cos-played Scarlett as Black Widow for you than you are one too.

 

[lovecraft68]

My only comment about Scarlett is Colin Jost is a lucky man.

And speaking of lucky men, if your wife has cos-played Scarlett as Black Widow for you than you are one too.

Long red hair Black Widow, which is my favorite. As for her marriage I remember her coming out and saying something like "Its hard to be monogamous" ...more fantasy fuel.

Looking forward to the movie next week and actually seeing it in the theater.

 

[LAHomedog]

I’ve been trying to think of a point to be a segue into mentioning Helena Bonham Carter, Diane Lane, or Kate Beckinsale.

It would really just be an excuse, but I think it proves I’m just as guilty of preferring a certain age in this particular area.

If you are making that list don't forget Jennifer Connelly.

 

[lovecraft68]

I’ve been trying to think of a point to be a segue into mentioning Helena Bonham Carter, Diane Lane, or Kate Beckinsale.

It would really just be an excuse, but I think it proves I’m just as guilty of preferring a certain age in this particular area.

Helena Bonham Carter....along with Juliette Lewis are both the definition of "skanky hot" in some of their rolls (Fight Club/Natural Born Killers respectively.) and that does it for me, because I like trashy looking women.

Except for my wife of course because is not trashy, can't even look trashy, couldn't even see her as trashy.....just in case she's looking over my shoulder

 

[LAHomedog]

Helena Bonham Carter....along with Juliette Lewis are both the definition of "skanky hot" in some of their rolls (Fight Club/Natural Born Killers respectively.) and that does it for me, because I like trashy looking women.

Except for my wife of course because is not trashy, can't even look trashy, couldn't even see her as trashy.....just in case she's looking over my shoulder

Well, my wife is also a redhead and is anything but trashy. Then again, she's a lawyer.

I think the hottest trashy woman was Madonna in her prime. She set a high bar.

 

[NotWise]

Well, my wife is also a redhead and is anything but trashy. Then again, she's a lawyer.

I think the hottest trashy woman was Madonna in her prime. She set a high bar.

Then there's Dita Von Teese.

 

[lovecraft68]

Well, my wife is also a redhead and is anything but trashy. Then again, she's a lawyer.

I think the hottest trashy woman was Madonna in her prime. She set a high bar.

My wife's a motivational speaker among a couple of other things, she'll do trashy make up for an in house role play, but otherwise makes herself look all professional.

Good point on Madonna, Joan Jett had some of that appeal too.

JJ always fascinated me in the sense that she wasn't flat out hot, but the woman oozes sex...that and she'd rip you to shreds and leave you broken and bloody....but like in a good way.

 

[jaF0]

I think the hottest trashy woman was Madonna in her prime. She set a high bar.

Joan Collins

I have a feeling most people probably don't remember Fern Fitzgerald.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3a/ea/09/3aea094308e9ba92eb0396d4b555a9f7.jpg https://i1.wp.com/pbs.twimg.com/media/Ec_6Q2cXsAAWTos.png

 

[LAHomedog]

Joan Jett had some of that appeal too.

JJ always fascinated me in the sense that she wasn't flat out hot, but the woman oozes sex...that and she'd rip you to shreds and leave you broken and bloody....but like in a good way.

Totally agree about Joan Jett. I've got an autographed photo of Lita Ford the Runaways lead guitar player. She has her back to the camera, holding her guitar wearing assless black leather chaps and fishnets covering her bare butt.

(If I could figure out how to upload a photo to here I'd post it.)

 

[LAHomedog]

Let's see if this works:

 

[jaF0]

Joan Jett had some of that appeal too.

JJ always fascinated me in the sense that she wasn't flat out hot, but the woman oozes sex...that and she'd rip you to shreds and leave you broken and bloody....but like in a good way.

Chrissie Hynde

 

[SimonDoom]

Susannah Hoffs from The Bangles still looks amazing. She'd be my mind's eye image of the ultimate MILF.

 

[Payne_Hall]

Good point on Madonna, Joan Jett had some of that appeal too.

JJ always fascinated me in the sense that she wasn't flat out hot, but the woman oozes sex...that and she'd rip you to shreds and leave you broken and bloody....but like in a good way.

Speaking of trashy appeal, cosplay, and downright awesome, my favorite from the lady part of Payne was Sheri Moon Zombie’s outfit in Three From Hell. Knives, bows, and tattoos. Just… yes.

Edited to say she might not count since they don’t have kids, but still.