How Do You Masturbate?

docisin

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Men and Women; what’s your technique? Place, circumstances, etc. I’d like to know because, I’m always looking for new ideas, and two, I’m always horny as fuck, and like to read others’ hot posts! Me, I’m usually watching porn at my desk, or reading a Lit story, while I’m jerking; I have a paper towel or tissue ready, and when I cum, I most of the times stand up and shoot it into the towel. Let’s hear yours!
 
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For me it varies. Mostly laying naked in bed but also like to stroke in my garage. Lately my girlfriend and I have enjoyed mutual masturbation in my car late at night in very small rest areas among other places.
Usually use just my hand but occasionally use my fleshlight.
 
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and do it in bed right next to my sleeping wife. The other night I came all over myself and accidentally got some on the sheet... looked like quite the load hahaha.

If I come straight into my mouth I love to taste myself and swallow it. I have let go all over my desk before and licked it up but typically once I come I don't have the desire to eat it. But I really love the idea of it.

Sometimes I use my prostate massager to get me off too. It's quite wonderful.

I have also videoed myself which is always a turn on.
 
Mid mornings regularly, or whenever, sitting at the computer by the open window watching gay porn, shoot into a handkerchief mostly. Gone are the days of organising an outdoor jerk or an intricate scenario. Sometimes in summer I like to shoot up against the window. But the beauty of internet porn is the comfort of your own home, etc. If I'm really lucky I get a filthy personal message from a LIT friend and jerk off to that.
 
- I usually jack off in the mornings, after my run, or at nights before I go to sleep, or when I hear my fiancé pleasuring herself. I usually pleasure myself and masturbate to amateur porn, memories of being intimate with past partners or my fiancé. I prefer to undress completely naked and begin stroking myself while using lube, and when orgasming, I shoot my cum on a washrag or Kleenex. Mutual masturbation is just as erotic and hot too with my fiancé or when I am intimate with a top. ;-)
 
I masturbate by laying back and making my external body called my man do all the work for me.
 
Dildo in my pussy. Bullet vibe on my clit. In bed, on my side moving my hips against them both. Sometimes straddling the footstool in my living room.
 
Dildo in my pussy. Bullet vibe on my clit. In bed, on my side moving my hips against them both. Sometimes straddling the footstool in my living room.

O wow, that would be fun to watch. :rose::rose:

Alone with hand, really out there, Not. :)
 
With one hand moving up and down on my weiner and my other hand holding a pair of dirty panties up to my nose.
 
I mostly masturbate on our living room couch. My work hours differ a bit from my wife’s so a lot of times I’m up later than her. Especially if I end up chatting with someone about my wife and our lifestyle on this site. I’ve had some amazing sessions then!

Mrs. Screwher and I have also had some moments that during foreplay we start working on ourselves. Then get so into masturbating together we forego the actual penetration sex. Cumming together like that is amazing.

And I love jerking off in the living room while my wife is in the bedroom with her current boyfriend! I’ll generally watch their first session. Then leave them alone to screw again in privacy.
 
The night time, relax before I sleep session, on my front, hand between my legs, fingers on clit.
The long afternoon sessions at the weekend, in a chair, legs apart, towel under me, with a toy (or two).
 
One orgasm at a time. My current favorite technique is to use the pool jet.
 
The night time, relax before I sleep session, on my front, hand between my legs, fingers on clit.
The long afternoon sessions at the weekend, in a chair, legs apart, towel under me, with a toy (or two).

Wow..that is very hot!
 
For me, other than the "standard" fingers, toys, or shower massager, I discovered a method many years ago of standing with legs or ankles crossed and squeezing my thighs together that with the proper pressure and rhythm would cause some delicious feelings. Not shaking and falling down type O's but a definite release of pent up tensions. Sort of my go to method when around other people who don't need to know what's happening, like family, friends, co-workers or strangers. Over the years I've perfected it to work even while sitting or laying down, though the laying down requires a more visible amount of movement.
 
For me, other than the "standard" fingers, toys, or shower massager, I discovered a method many years ago of standing with legs or ankles crossed and squeezing my thighs together that with the proper pressure and rhythm would cause some delicious feelings. Not shaking and falling down type O's but a definite release of pent up tensions. Sort of my go to method when around other people who don't need to know what's happening, like family, friends, co-workers or strangers. Over the years I've perfected it to work even while sitting or laying down, though the laying down requires a more visible amount of movement.

Women are so lucky when it comes to masturbating, all the different ways y'all can do it without even touching yourself, I'm so jealous. :):):heart:
 
Like this...

https://www.***********/s/mxgk21vkevp1fpt/140a6fc3-ac50-4362-a626-ce739554f842.mp4.mp4?dl=0


Or like this....

https://www.***********/s/pfgnq5zmtenetue/5b2d51ea-f06f-4d5a-924c-c2699e09592b.mp4.mp4?dl=0

Or maybe like this

https://www.***********/s/ftx1pjc4pms89ib/VID_20190301_213149.mp4?dl=0

The possibities are endless, as are the orgasms! :heart:
 
I do it on my knees in front of my desk top feeling submissive watching cuckold or gay porn. I like to take my dirty soiled underwear, and sniff the pissy scent and skid mark. Then I lick up my load after I cum, fantasizing about some guy I know, and think of sucking off.
 
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