The fantasy:
I am going to slide into her DMs and blow her mind with my ordinary penis. When she sees that I can maintain an erection, a feat achievable by only approximately half of the population, she will beg to ride my rigid pole. Because mine is special. It measures plus or minus an inch in length and girth in comparison to 90% of the penis-having population. Penetrative sex is the absolute best thing, for women, and when she sees I am equipped to perform that act, she will instantly get wet, quiver yes, and I am in. Literally. In her vagina. Also, blow jobs.
The reality:
*opens message* Oh. Huh. Yes. He has genitalia. *closes message*
I am going to slide into her DMs and blow her mind with my ordinary penis. When she sees that I can maintain an erection, a feat achievable by only approximately half of the population, she will beg to ride my rigid pole. Because mine is special. It measures plus or minus an inch in length and girth in comparison to 90% of the penis-having population. Penetrative sex is the absolute best thing, for women, and when she sees I am equipped to perform that act, she will instantly get wet, quiver yes, and I am in. Literally. In her vagina. Also, blow jobs.
The reality:
*opens message* Oh. Huh. Yes. He has genitalia. *closes message*