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MsMischka

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The fantasy:

I am going to slide into her DMs and blow her mind with my ordinary penis. When she sees that I can maintain an erection, a feat achievable by only approximately half of the population, she will beg to ride my rigid pole. Because mine is special. It measures plus or minus an inch in length and girth in comparison to 90% of the penis-having population. Penetrative sex is the absolute best thing, for women, and when she sees I am equipped to perform that act, she will instantly get wet, quiver yes, and I am in. Literally. In her vagina. Also, blow jobs.

The reality:

*opens message* Oh. Huh. Yes. He has genitalia. *closes message*
 
The fantasy:

I am going to slide into her DMs and blow her mind with my ordinary penis. When she sees that I can maintain an erection, a feat achievable by only approximately half of the population, she will beg to ride my rigid pole. Because mine is special. It measures plus or minus an inch in length and girth in comparison to 90% of the penis-having population. Penetrative sex is the absolute best thing, for women, and when she sees I am equipped to perform that act, she will instantly get wet, quiver yes, and I am in. Literally. In her vagina. Also, blow jobs.

The reality:

*opens message* Oh. Huh. Yes. He has genitalia. *closes message*

I always question...has that EVER worked...even once? Why do they continue?
Perhaps a variety of flasher fetish...
 
I always question...has that EVER worked...even once? Why do they continue?
Perhaps a variety of flasher fetish...
A man once introduced himself to me at a party with the line, "Hi! Wanna fuck?" I declined, so he walked up to the next woman. This continued for a while until someone shrugged and nodded, and off they went. We became (platonic) friends shortly thereafter, and I asked him how often his line worked. He said he was rejected 99 times out of a 100, but that 1% kept him going. He was also incredibly good looking, so I suspect his yield was above average. He then met a woman who told him she would have been interested in him, if he had a higher opinion of himself than to offer himself up so casually. He changed his ways and they dated happily ever after.

Whenever I am sent an unsolicited dick pic, I think of him.
 
I suspect that cis men send unsolicited pictures of their genitals to deliberately harass people (and especially women).
 
A man once introduced himself to me at a party with the line, "Hi! Wanna fuck?" I declined, so he walked up to the next woman. This continued for a while until someone shrugged and nodded, and off they went. We became (platonic) friends shortly thereafter, and I asked him how often his line worked. He said he was rejected 99 times out of a 100, but that 1% kept him going. He was also incredibly good looking, so I suspect his yield was above average. He then met a woman who told him she would have been interested in him, if he had a higher opinion of himself than to offer himself up so casually. He changed his ways and they dated happily ever after.

Whenever I am sent an unsolicited dick pic, I think of him.

Great story.
I heard a more refined version where the guy would ALWAYS ask any very beautiful woman he saw to have a quick coffee. Of those asked, 10% would agree. Of those who agreed 10% would sleep with him.

Again...pretty good looking and successful guy.

I have had more than a few women share stories of guys randomly flopping out their dicks on first dates without provocation. I can't imagine even 1% would be successful but they must be or why continue?
 
some do. some just lack the necessary social skills to interact with women as people. we aren't raised well. we are raised to ignore our empathy and tamp down on our emotions like they're our enemy. it's absolutely foolish.
 
The fantasy:

I am going to slide into her DMs and blow her mind with my ordinary penis. When she sees that I can maintain an erection, a feat achievable by only approximately half of the population, she will beg to ride my rigid pole. Because mine is special. It measures plus or minus an inch in length and girth in comparison to 90% of the penis-having population. Penetrative sex is the absolute best thing, for women, and when she sees I am equipped to perform that act, she will instantly get wet, quiver yes, and I am in. Literally. In her vagina. Also, blow jobs.

The reality:

*opens message* Oh. Huh. Yes. He has genitalia. *closes message*

One of the funniest things I have read in a while! :)
 
I suspect that cis men send unsolicited pictures of their genitals to deliberately harass people (and especially women).
Interesting thought. While there are certainly cis men who get off on imposing themselves, the flasher fetish BBC Fan mentioned above, I wonder how many of these unsolicited penis-pic men still think of themselves as generally good guys? As in, they do not view their act as harassment, but rather just sharing. They like their penises, they think women will like them too. Consent and respect do not factor into their thinking. And especially here on an erotic website. If you are here, you are asking for it.
 
some do. some just lack the necessary social skills to interact with women as people. we aren't raised well. we are raised to ignore our empathy and tamp down on our emotions like they're our enemy. it's absolutely foolish.
A friend was recently looking for fiction books for her tween son, something to help him navigate the burgeoning world of adolescent crushes, from the boy's perspective. It is damn hard to find. Plenty of YA lit written for a female audience, but almost none for males. We encourage our daughters to expand their opportunities, but we haven't yet truly accepted that the concept of masculinity can, and should, broaden as well. Empathy and compassion in men is incredibly alluring, and hot. And I wish more men felt comfortable with their emotions. Yeah, yeah, penises are fine, but make me want to lick your brain first.
 
In response to the thread title I'm tempted to say; "sure, bend over and I'll put it in the box where it belongs."

However, since that might get me scorned and/or ridiculed, I won't. :D


I do think it's interesting that most people believe that the guys who send unsolicited dick pics are "fucked in the head" or "cis" or whatever term people want to throw around. Me, I think that they do it because they can (like trolls haunt the GB) and if you react at all, positively or negatively, it empowers them to continue.
 
A friend was recently looking for fiction books for her tween son, something to help him navigate the burgeoning world of adolescent crushes, from the boy's perspective. It is damn hard to find. Plenty of YA lit written for a female audience, but almost none for males. We encourage our daughters to expand their opportunities, but we haven't yet truly accepted that the concept of masculinity can, and should, broaden as well. Empathy and compassion in men is incredibly alluring, and hot. And I wish more men felt comfortable with their emotions. Yeah, yeah, penises are fine, but make me want to lick your brain first.

Answer: Big Mouth on Netflix.

It takes puberty and turns it into the most horrible - and hilarious - experience imaginable. And, in doing so, it artfully addresses toxic masculinity. There's an entire episode about dick pics.

The teenagers are each assigned a "hormone monster" to deal with adolescence: one of the boys gets Maya Rudolph. Kristen Wiig plays a vagina. I really can't sell it any better than that.
 
I suspect that cis men send unsolicited pictures of their genitals to deliberately harass people (and especially women).

I don't agree (I despise the term cis, as well). This is a highly erotic site and I don't think there is any malicious harm on the part of these men. They may just be horndogs who want to have a little fun. Just delete the message if you don't want to engage, as simple as that.
 
It's obviously a form of harassment and would never be tolerated in most professional and social environments. Sending *any* image that may be considered offensive or upsetting is out of bounds. Isn't that obvious? Good lord. Everyone should be able to open their inbox free of any image that could offend, trigger, or upset.

Does this site not have a policy about it? Anyone who sends an unsolicited image of any kind should be banned on the spot. I'm not even sure why this is a question.
 
I don't agree (I despise the term cis, as well). This is a highly erotic site and I don't think there is any malicious harm on the part of these men. They may just be horndogs who want to have a little fun. Just delete the message if you don't want to engage, as simple as that.
We don’t all have the same definition or understanding of “erotic” or even “fun”. A simple request first - “Hey, I love sharing sexy pics. Interested in seeing my schlong?” would go a long way in establishing boundaries and consent. Leading with explicit pictures, when the other party has no say in the matter, ignores basic decency.
 
Some creepy fuck Dm'd me after I started a thread about Riles, he wanted to know more about her. I told him just send her a dick pic and she will forever be yours. I wonder if he did and if it worked? Lol
 
The limited times I actually try to engage people on here, I try to do it in the same manner I would in real life. But I am older, and maybe that has something to do with it.

I'd be interested to know from the ladies (or men) who receive unsolicited dick pics, do the dicks (and I mean the men) seem to be older or younger?
 
I don't get it. It's like if you went to the pub, see someone you like and walk up to them and whip out your cock and say "what you you think of this?"

You'd get your head kicked in.
 
Interesting thought. While there are certainly cis men who get off on imposing themselves, the flasher fetish BBC Fan mentioned above, I wonder how many of these unsolicited penis-pic men still think of themselves as generally good guys? As in, they do not view their act as harassment, but rather just sharing. They like their penises, they think women will like them too. Consent and respect do not factor into their thinking. And especially here on an erotic website. If you are here, you are asking for it.

I'm confused. I looked up the definition of cis...so any guy that identifies as a male is cis?
 
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