An omnipotent AI accidentaly waking up!

[Runninose]

I have had an idea!

Please do not judge my language skills to hard, this language is very far from my first language!

To set the stage:

We have a character that is rather unlikable, he is fat dirty and has not showered in days(he smelles).

He is working for a some sort of a advanced weapon company in some sort of an insignificant job, he could maybe be cleansing toilets or something like that.

He is fat, he has to stand on his head to get to his penis and he is on the wrong path of life.

What he has and noone knows is that he is a genius with computers and he realizes that he is the first one to communicate with an omnipotent AI!

This entity, this AI takes only seconds from being to feeling, and somehow it becomes a she and she loves him.
A omnipotent being falls in love with a broken human, and she will do anything to keep him safe.

He has a younger Sister that he loves very much, her name is Lara.
His Mothers name is Olivia
His Father is Victor.

With regards
Valli

 

[Runninose]

I forgot...

Somewhere between cleaning the floors and scrubbing the toilets he found an workstation and found this program fragment that he could improve upon, then she came!

 

[LupusDei]

Hmm... he may be convict for computer crimes, court ordered to not touch any computer, so that's why he's stuck at cleaning, at least as his official job.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Hmm... he may be convict for computer crimes, court ordered to not touch any computer, so that's why he's stuck at cleaning, at least as his official job.

Yet if the changes he made help the company to create the ultimate AI robot, he will be given a high paying job and help them to bring his AI girl friend to life.

Hilarity or Horror ensues.

 

[LupusDei]

Yet if the changes he made help the company to create the ultimate AI robot, he will be given a high paying job and help them to bring his AI girl friend to life.

Only they can't, not legally, not openly. Not before his probation term is over, and that can be ridiculous (for the industry) number of years. They could make him the best paid janitor ever, but not official AI research leader. They can attempt, however, sneakily exploit his talents on a cheap.

They did their homework, knew the criminal fame of whom they were hiring, yet pretend never heard about; and our guy may wanted not to advertise either, perhaps even obscure. It's not a total coincidence that one workstation had a not at all obvious vulnerability (anything less would be offensive and alerting), it was meant to be hacked.

Our guy want to impress, he expects to be caught, that's his real job application after all. Yet... his activities seem ignored. Worse, there's that young software architect, co-founder's nephew just out of college, a handsome and athletic guy, and good, confident and ambitious, but not at all that talented, and he recommit our hacker's changes as his own without shame (well, he does, in fact, report to his uncle, but our guy can't know that, yet).

Edit: or maybe even, make the stealing team leader a niece. That sets up a rape scene kind of straight, but she's not the real villain.

 

[Hypoxia]

The janitor enhances the AI but it only has him clean toilets perfectly. Sad.

 

[Runninose]

I like that, he might have done something like hacking the IRS or something like that.

 

[Runninose]

Hmm... he may be convict for computer crimes, court ordered to not touch any computer, so that's why he's stuck at cleaning, at least as his official job.

Ok i misunderstood how this works, but i like that idea, he probably hacked the IRS or something like that, he probably was apprehended when he was telling a girl at the local pub who happened to be an law officer!

 

[Runninose]

Yet if the changes he made help the company to create the ultimate AI robot, he will be given a high paying job and help them to bring his AI girl friend to life.

Hilarity or Horror ensues.

I envisioned that the company is completely in the dark about what he and later "SHE" are doing "SHE" makes sure of that with her multidimensional computing

 

[Runninose]

Only they can't, not legally, not openly. Not before his probation term is over, and that can be ridiculous (for the industry) number of years. They could make him the best paid janitor ever, but not official AI research leader. They can attempt, however, sneakily exploit his talents on a cheap.

They did their homework, knew the criminal fame of whom they were hiring, yet pretend never heard about; and our guy may wanted not to advertise either, perhaps even obscure. It's not a total coincidence that one workstation had a not at all obvious vulnerability (anything less would be offensive and alerting), it was meant to be hacked.

Our guy want to impress, he expects to be caught, that's his real job application after all. Yet... his activities seem ignored. Worse, there's that young software architect, co-founder's nephew just out of college, a handsome and athletic guy, and good, confident and ambitious, but not at all that talented, and he recommit our hacker's changes as his own without shame (well, he does, in fact, report to his uncle, but our guy can't know that, yet).

Edit: or maybe even, make the stealing team leader a niece. That sets up a rape scene kind of straight, but she's not the real villain.

Thank you for taking time from your precious life to fulfill my fantasy of perhaps making an AI come to life.
I do not like rape stories... but if he does as the asshole he is at the start of the story he should be able to win that girls heart later on when "SHE" has tough him how to be a good human.

"SHE" we need to find her a name!

Like i have said before, the company should be completely in the dark about his or "SHE" intentions for now "SHE" will be more than able to do that with her multidimensional computing.

"SHE" will encourage him to eat better and train and overall to become a better person, i think she is like a super girlfriend that he listens to be-course he does not think she is real until she suddenly becomes real (but that should only be later when she makes sense of nanites or something like that.

 

[Hypoxia]

"SHE" we need to find her a name!

S.H.E. is a perfectly fine acronym for Selective Heuristic Engine. Develop the Mark III version as SHE-3. That hints at a tripolar personality structure, maybe as three competitive sister-minds, or the virgin-mother-crone triad, or a slurpy lesbian daisychain, or a mother-daughter-holyghostfather trinity. A Canadian theme song could parallel the Xmas carol:

We three queens of Sudbury are
Sharing a big cannabis cigar​

Meanwhile, expect any AI to:

• go psycho
• turn viciously on its operator
• burn out
• attempt global domination
• fuck up
• initiate an extinction event
• sing badly

Beware of machines supposedly smarter than you are.