so what happens when you get to old to sex?

[lovetoread]

i have been pondering this a lot

so what happens when the spirit is willing but the flesh is not?

do you just give it up? or start chasing people around the retirement home?

for me - since there are no homes for old subs to retire to that's run by Doms and its not something that i can turn off and not just about sex for me, i am guessing i will just be one of those old ladies that lives all alone but pays for sexy men to come do yard work and shit until someone notices that horrible smell and finds my body

it will be awhile until i can retire but one needs to plan ahead

 

[HisArpy]

Everyone ages and, as we age, the blood doesn't run as hot as it used to. That doesn't mean we have to give up life's little pleasures.

Older lovers also seem to automatically understand that rough sex takes a bit of planning and a lot more care than it used to. We aren't as flexible or strong as we once were.

 

[TarnishedPenny]

I’m told that old age homes have some of the highest STI rates going. Who bothers with a condom when you’re 83 years old?

Edit. Sorry, that got away a bit too soon. My point is that sex still happens. Finding the right partner is always possible.

 

[Riles]

Then old men claim dementia and tell the nurses they look JUST like their wife Edith while they grope her during sponge baths.

Old women ogle the doctor when he makes his rounds and purposely jam their mechanical chairs into things to make the motor vibrate.

It’s coming for us all.

 

[LAHomedog]

What happens? With the right partner the sex is as hot or hotter. An open mind and being willing to experiment helps.

 

[Cubantripod]

I'll probably keel over and die of a heart attack in the middle of bumming. My wife calls me the walking hard on. I'm 43 and I haven't slowed down. I had to get off Vyvanse because it made my sex drive even worse.

 

[With_David_Bowie]

i have been pondering this a lot

so what happens when the spirit is willing but the flesh is not?

do you just give it up? or start chasing people around the retirement home?

for me - since there are no homes for old subs to retire to that's run by Doms and its not something that i can turn off and not just about sex for me, i am guessing i will just be one of those old ladies that lives all alone but pays for sexy men to come do yard work and shit until someone notices that horrible smell and finds my body

it will be awhile until i can retire but one needs to plan ahead

I marry you and enjoy the picture.

 

[30bandits]

i could come over and "cut your grass" now if you'd like...

 

[With_David_Bowie]

i could come over and "cut your grass" now if you'd like...

Not that I want to overstate this, but there's a highly unstable person behind her that will kill you and dance about on your grave... book your plot.

 

[With_David_Bowie]

i have been pondering this a lot

so what happens when the spirit is willing but the flesh is not?

do you just give it up? or start chasing people around the retirement home?

for me - since there are no homes for old subs to retire to that's run by Doms and its not something that i can turn off and not just about sex for me, i am guessing i will just be one of those old ladies that lives all alone but pays for sexy men to come do yard work and shit until someone notices that horrible smell and finds my body

it will be awhile until i can retire but one needs to plan ahead

As you know, males have a magic pill. I have had the brain wants it it and the flesh is confused, as for dom direction without sex, it still works fine.

I think no matter what, the flesh is willing within a week,and thats without help. Or thoughts of LTR

 

[FGB]

Reminded me of this...

https://youtu.be/ldQrapQ4d0Y

If Cilias had been around when I was in my twenties or thirties I would either be dead or Famous.

Probably dead!

 

[neci]

take out your teeth, and eat me like you just ate that jello cup!

*naps*

 

[oggbashan]

And when is that?

My father was still randy at 96...

 

[Noor]

I can’t imagine getting too old for sex.

 

[thør]

Ditto

 

[ace195008]

It’s rough I speak from experience

 

[keeperofsecrets69]

viagra, vicodin, wild turkey, centrum silver, gerital, a pouch on your walker to carry toys and lube, a charger port on your hover round for more industrial gadgets.. grandma and grandpa can still get down.

 

[Chernosoth]

Spend all day in the PB.

 

[TwoHeadsBald]

Eat and play with pussy.
I am Sixty-five. Still get errections that are good. Walk atleast 10000 steps a day. So maybe I will die before all the bad shit happens.

 

[MetalRabbit51]

If you don't want to give up having sex, you're never too old for it. Where there's a will, there's a way. Also, better living through chemistry! It does take some of the spontaneity out of things, but this is of minor importance.

As the late, great Warren Zevon said, "I'll Sleep When I'm Dead".

 

[glamorilla]

i just keep tugging away at it until it starts to work again.

 

[JonBHappy]

With a partner who turns you on, desire and excitement do not dissappear, just that the body may not be as agile as once it was.

 

[GuyandDoll]

Two sides of the same coin:

On the one hand, I laugh when (young) people say that "age is just a number." Right. Tell that to my knees. Even if you don't go gentle into that good night, you're still going...

On the other hand, good ol' Little Feat, "Old Folks Boogie":

Off our rockers, actin' crazy
With the right medication we won't be lazy
Doin' the old folks boogie
Down on the farm
Wheelchairs, they was locked arm in arm
Paired off pacemakers with matchin' alarms
Gives us jus' one more chance
To spin one more yarn
And you know that you're over the hill
When your mind makes a promise that your body can't fill
Doin' the old folks boogie
And boogie we will
'Cause to us the thought's as good as a thrill ....

 

[islandman]

Google "angel lust."

One (males at least) is never too old to sex.

 

[TheLittleSister88]

I've seen some pretty old people that were still frisky so I am not totally sure when the age of being too old for sex will hit me. Like you said sometimes the spirit is there but the body is not so quick to get it done anymore. I would say if I ever need fake teeth I might be too old but I think there is a kink for that. They make amazing lubes now so even when men no longer want me I can take care of business by myself. There you go, if I ever break a hip or some other bone in the quest for an orgasm (due to age of course) then it will be time to hang up the sex toys and put the lid on the lube and start telling younger people about how we had it better in the ole days.