What is your dick or pussy thinking?

[Esslemont]

Hey.....where’s my feed of guts?

Soon enough my friend.

 

[Twistedkink]

Where is a warm wet place!

 

[KarenLess]

I sure hope the person who said "use it or lose it" is wrong

 

[Taegul]

NO! I don't want to shake your hand anymore!

 

[ydahecnot]

Hey! I’m not ready for my close-up!

 

[HornyJunkMail]

When did you sign up for celibacy? I bloody well didn't!

 

[Frankjba1]

Put me in the game coach! I'm ready to play.

 

[Riles]

That it’s never been asked a question directly before.

 

[ydahecnot]

When did you sign up for celibacy? I bloody well didn't!

Love this one. ^^^

Hey, you’re acting as if pussies do have teeth!

 

[ydahecnot]

That it’s never been asked a question directly before.

Oh, I feel sure it has been communicated to...at the very least engaged in, um, intercourse

 

[Riles]

Oh, I feel sure it has been communicated to...at the very least engaged in, um, intercourse

Ha! That was excellent.

 

[HornyJunkMail]

You do know I do my best work inside a woman? Sheesh!

 

[TheMrBurns]

I can't wait to be in her butt!

 

[BadAmy]

Uh...you need to talk to the head before you play in the puddle.

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

Uh...you need to talk to the head before you play in the puddle.

Can I go play in the puddle?

 

[Taegul]

Why does he keep saying Betty White's name when he pets me?

 

[Shi_One81]

Come on Wednesday morning!

 

[tedsbeds]

Come on Wednesday morning!

"Where is Shi_One" thought Dick





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[Deleted member 1306910]

Meh, I don't want to touch you anymore either.

 

[HornyJunkMail]

Feck off with that hand!

 

[ydahecnot]

I kinda miss the Jockeys

 

[Riles]

“ uh hellooooo, we just had a shower so WHY would you put me back into a bunch of clothes again? ”


God, she’s so sassy.

 

[ydahecnot]

“ uh hellooooo, we just had a shower so WHY would you put me back into a bunch of clothes again? ”


God, she’s so sassy.

I think you need to give it a spanking

 

[Riles]

I think you need to give it a spanking

that would hurt. You’re mean!

 

[ydahecnot]

that would hurt. You’re mean!

One’s mileage can vary, but you can make it a gentle one