Creepy Pick Up Lines

[Chillygirl]

In honor of the weekend and places opening up again....

(Whispered in your ear from behind) You smell different when you’re awake.

 

[ydahecnot]

“You are cute and funny...just like my other victims.”

 

[Lastingimpressions]

You should come check out my van. I just got it reupholstered with shag carpet.

 

[ydahecnot]

“Let’s go to the hotel and meet my mother.”

 

[AlpineFresco]

Oh hey haven't I seen you on Lit?

 

[Chernosoth]

How much for a night with your daughter?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Have you met my good friend, Rudy Giuliani?

 

[PlotDriven]

Got any Italian in you? Want some?

 

[hotoldrguy]

"Just saying hello to you gave me an erection"

 

[Chillygirl]

I want to make a lampshade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

 

[Chillygirl]

Oh hey haven't I seen you on Lit?

Honestly this is the one that would scare the crap out of me.

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

say hello to my little friend

 

[hotoldrguy]

This just seemed to belong here.

 

[ydahecnot]

“You look as if you’d have a good gag reflex.”

 

[Pappahymen]

Does the smell like chloroform to you?

 

[FranklyFrank]

You look just like my sister...'cept you have more teeth

 

[Chillygirl]

Your skin looks so soft, I bet it’d make a great mask.

 

[ydahecnot]

“I have to tell you I am a virgin...well, with humans, anyway.”

 

[Shenanigans90]

Hey, our parents think we should get married.

 

[ydahecnot]

“I bet you have a great dowry.”

 

[emsway]

“I bet you have a great dowry.”

Wow, a greedy time traveling creep from the mid-1800’s. Super creepy.

 

[ydahecnot]

Wow, a greedy time traveling creep from the mid-1800’s. Super creepy.

So that was the creepy one?

 

[emsway]

So that was the creepy one?

It was noteworthy. I’d heard all the other ones. Mostly.

 

[ydahecnot]

I’ll take that

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I want to floss with your pubic hair.