Creepy Pick Up Lines

[ydahecnot]

I love your eyes. Especially the way they glaze over when the Rohypnol kicks in.

That fits perfectly with any of the 236 avs you use

 

[barefootgirl69]

The voices in my head want to know your name.

 

[Chillygirl]

Y’all are a bunch of creepy fuckers and I love it! Thank you!

 

[ydahecnot]

“I bet you have a delicious baked Alaska.”

 

[MisterTom]

You know, you actually look prettier than you do through the binoculars.

 

[LikeableMe]

I recently had a man tell me I was his ‘second wife’. I thought he was expressing gratitude for the years I raised his kids, when he was unable to.

Until he made a move on me. “Second wife” - he really moved fast!

I turned him down.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

You look like my future ex-wife.

 

[ydahecnot]

“I am an embalmer. You would be my master work.”

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Are you an elevator? Cuz I’ll go up and down on you.

 

[Chillygirl]

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

I would laugh so hard if this was said to me....like spit take laugh

 

[Chillygirl]

a/s/l

Dammit...I use that line all the time...

 

[ydahecnot]

Dammit...I use that line all the time...

You apparently being stuck in 1998

 

[2021Noobie]

If I said your camel toe was delectable,
would you hold it against me?

 

[ydahecnot]

“Be nice to me and you won’t get the hose.”

 

[2021Noobie]

“It rubs the lotion on its skin!?”

I win!

Shiver

 

[Wand3rlust]

Would you like to come see my fun sponge?

 

[ydahecnot]

“I bet you’d look good with a shovel.”

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Hi, I'm Nevyn. Would you like to be my friend?

 

[Mr_bogey]

And this is why I love you.

I'm glad someone found a reason.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Got any Italian in you? Want some?

It was years ago but substitute Irish for Italian and I'm not ashamed (am I ever?) to say that was surprisingly successful. (It wasn't used often and usually with humor, but still...)

 

[ydahecnot]

“Nice to meet you. I am his guardian personality.”

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Oh you're in a committed lesbian relationship? If I got the operation, could we make it a throuple?

 

[barefootgirl69]

You're usually at the bar down the street...nice to finally meet you.

 

[ydahecnot]

“My facial recognition app doesn’t do you justice.”