The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVI: Keep Calm and Harry On

[HarryHill]

..
Cabbage worm, The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVI: Keep Calm and Harry On

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I once tried to infuse a couple of fifths of vodka. Tried is the operative word. I am not a patient man.

The waiting is the thing. You have to put what you made aside.

It works, trust me. Set a date. Tuck the pitcher in a corner. I did all sorts of fruits once, in about four pitchers for a year some time ago. Apples, oranges, pineapples, blueberries. Like, I staggered them on a different fruit infusion each week and then capped them to be opened for a month later. It was crazy, but the taste of what I opened after the designated month?

http://68.media.tumblr.com/1931fcf1de4f0a1d3536ba0e6f2779f1/tumblr_oq5ktciuyV1wp6osho1_500.gif

 

[mayfly13]

Alts are creepy.

But not the alts that alted because they had no choice having been banned, and they make you aware of who they really are. Or the 'philtryphil' types of jokesters.
The crepy ones are those who alt 'because', and take on various personalities.

I'm seeing a few on the board right now, from the HAL alts to the even more creepy.



Yes, yes, Girlsmiley, I'm creepy too. I'm alting and pretending to be a woman because I want to get into GB lesbians' pants.

 

[girlsmiley]

Not sure why the Yanks brand their uggs with UGG Australia when they're made in China. Uggs will forever be sheepskin boots. I don't know why they're trying to say it's a brand name. Maybe over in the US but here it's not a brand, it's just footwear. Beach footwear at that. You wear sheepskin boots more than 500m from the beach every cunt and his dog will disown you. Your parents will cut you off. You won't even get a Christmas card and everyone will call you a fucken dickhead.

 

[rockcasbah]

There's always some kind of popular flat soled footwear for women that prevents them from wearing ass-lifting heels as god intended.

Kendall Jenner in Uggs:

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/64/fd/ea/64fdea7d82b3f1e9cc50e94d2f74117b.jpg

Kendall Jenner in heels:

http://shoespost.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/kendall-jenner-billboard-music-awards-outfit.jpg

 

[silver gurl]

Coffee time

 

[rockcasbah]

Alts are creepy.

Literotica was designed for anonymous exchanges, so every poster ID is an alt.

I think the people who post their own faces and reveal personal information about themselves in posts and pm's have missed the point and are abusing the platform.

They are the creepy ones.

 

[Fermina_Daza]

People are strange and caring is creepy.

 

[rockcasbah]

People are strange and caring is creepy.

Not sure I'd go that far.

 

[HisArpy]

You mis-speeled hurry.

 

[rockcasbah]

Never complain, never explain.

 

[HisArpy]

Never complain, never explain.

Complaining is the new religion. If you complain loud enough, for long enough, in a threatening enough manner, people will give you millions just so you can buy multiple homes in rich neighborhoods while berating your donors as racists and facists for not giving you more.

 

[HisArpy]

But, it could be worse. I'm not sure how, but I'm sure it could be.

 

[spacekowboy]

Fun fact: I have never said that.

 

[silver gurl]

Said what?

 

[jaF0]

Still ticking?

 

[spacekowboy]

What's on second.

 

[rockcasbah]

What's on second.

Your mom?

 

[Wrong Element]

I once tried to infuse a couple of fifths of vodka. Tried is the operative word. I am not a patient man.

Because I'm all about self-improvement, one of our first little pandemic projects was pepper-infused vodka. The resulting bloody marys were excellent.

 

[juttjaw]

Complaining is the new religion. If you complain loud enough, for long enough, in a threatening enough manner, people will give you millions just so you can buy multiple homes in rich neighborhoods while berating your donors as racists and facists for not giving you more.

Did you finally catch on to Trump's game??

 

[Conager]

Like the new digs!

 

[spacekowboy]

What's with the necromancy around here?

 

[silver gurl]

Interesting, we are going to be issued a QR code for proof of vaccine. Let the anti-Vax rants begin.
Heh

 

[rockcasbah]

We still have to reinforce the floors for some of the regulars, but yeah it looks good!

 

[spacekowboy]

They're keeping track of you!!!!