National Masturbation Day—Share ideas

[hotwords229_A]

May 7th is National Masturbation Day and I thought it would be cool to share some of our favorite techniques, ideas, plans and thoughts.

Let’s all try something new this Friday by sharing some of our more memorable masturbating modus operandi and see if we can learn something new about ourselves while having fun doing it.

No shame, no guilt, no hesitation. Just go Fuck Yourself.

What have you done that’s interesting? What have you been afraid to try? What embarrasses you most? Let’s do it together!

I’ll start, I don’t do this often, but one of my favorite things I’ve tried is lying on my back, throwing my feet in the air and cumming in my own mouth. I was super nervous to try it, but once I did I was proud of myself and I believe it made me a better Sex Dude.

Being afraid of your own cum is no way to live, there are far more frightening things out in the world . . . like buttstuff.

 

[ydahecnot]

That day doesn’t exist; you’re just jerking us around

 

[Fingerfuxs]

That day doesn’t exist; you’re just jerking us around

Don’t listen to him , he has the limp thread

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1544278

Good job on a bold , manly thread concept with some testosterone.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

I love Hallmark holidays!

I hope it’s warm enough outside on Friday to open up the bedroom windows and let my weirdo neighbor know I survived winter. Pretty sure he misses me.

 

[Imperfect_Guy]

Masturbation Day

I love exchanging ideas about masturbation. The variety of way we can arouse ourselves to the point of orgasm is really fun and sexy to share. I'll share one of my favorite ways.... slipping my erection into the gusset of a pair of silky panties. The silky encasement feels incredible and usually results in a massive orgasm. I'd love to hear about others favorite ways as well. Post here or PM if you prefer.

 

[hotwords229_A]

That day doesn’t exist; you’re just jerking us around

So circle jerks is your answer?

Don’t listen to him , he has the limp thread

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1544278

Good job on a bold , manly thread concept with some testosterone.

They don’t call me Mr. Testosterone for nothing. Also, I think this thread is the logical evolution of his thread. First, what is your dick or pussy thinking, then act on it and share with the rest of us so we can do it too.

I love Hallmark holidays!

I hope it’s warm enough outside on Friday to open up the bedroom windows and let my weirdo neighbor know I survived winter. Pretty sure he misses me.

Lara, please include a warning next time: CAUTION! This post may contain a double dose of Extra Strength Cock Hardener.

I got hard so fast reading this I almost broke my dick off.

I love exchanging ideas about masturbation. The variety of way we can arouse ourselves to the point of orgasm is really fun and sexy to share. I'll share one of my favorite ways.... slipping my erection into the gusset of a pair of silky panties. The silky encasement feels incredible and usually results in a massive orgasm. I'd love to hear about others favorite ways as well. Post here or PM if you prefer.

I wonder about the Pavlovian conditioning though, like, when you walk past Victoria’s Secret in the mall do you just double over and cum in your pants? Because that would be awesome!

 

[Fingerfuxs]

That day doesn’t exist; you’re just jerking us around

I talk down to My Dick all the time . There’s a certain class of brats that like that kinda kink. He just sits there , limp dick in hand , sucking it up.

Your cum eating trick sounds like a winner. If he has any balls maybe he can show me and the brats a good time doing it for us.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

They don’t call me Mr. Testosterone for nothing. Also, I think this thread is the logical evolution of his thread. First, what is your dick or pussy thinking, then act on it and share with the rest of us so we can do it too.

I concur ,

Kudos

 

[Deleted member 5521640]

May 7th is also National Roast Leg of Lamb Day. There has to be a way to tie these two together.

May 7th is National Masturbation Day and I thought it would be cool to share some of our favorite techniques, ideas, plans and thoughts.

Let’s all try something new this Friday by sharing some of our more memorable masturbating modus operandi and see if we can learn something new about ourselves while having fun doing it.

No shame, no guilt, no hesitation. Just go Fuck Yourself.

What have you done that’s interesting? What have you been afraid to try? What embarrasses you most? Let’s do it together!

I’ll start, I don’t do this often, but one of my favorite things I’ve tried is lying on my back, throwing my feet in the air and cumming in my own mouth. I was super nervous to try it, but once I did I was proud of myself and I believe it made me a better Sex Dude.

Being afraid of your own cum is no way to live, there are far more frightening things out in the world . . . like buttstuff.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Might fuck around and spend the day jerking off to Girls Gone Wild DVDs.

 

[hotwords229_A]

May 7th is also National Roast Leg of Lamb Day. There has to be a way to tie these two together.

I wish I could claim to “roast my leg of lamb”, unfortunately . . .

Might fuck around and spend the day jerking off to Girls Gone Wild DVDs.

I remember those commercials. That one girl . . . the one with the boobs . . .

 

[hotwords229_A]

Mine, too. He’s taken to gardening without his shirt when he sees me. I know he’s heard everything.

(Little man needs to put his shirt back on. I’m not into cops.)

But cops have all the right equipment.

 

[hotoldrguy]

May 7th is National Masturbation Day and I thought it would be cool to share some of our favorite techniques, ideas, plans and thoughts.

Let’s all try something new this Friday by sharing some of our more memorable masturbating modus operandi and see if we can learn something new about ourselves while having fun doing it.

No shame, no guilt, no hesitation. Just go Fuck Yourself.

What have you done that’s interesting? What have you been afraid to try? What embarrasses you most? Let’s do it together!

I’ll start, I don’t do this often, but one of my favorite things I’ve tried is lying on my back, throwing my feet in the air and cumming in my own mouth. I was super nervous to try it, but once I did I was proud of myself and I believe it made me a better Sex Dude.

Being afraid of your own cum is no way to live, there are far more frightening things out in the world . . . like buttstuff.

For more details on the holiday see: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Masturbation_Day

 

[ydahecnot]

Every day is National Masturbation Day.

Alas, I have found that no day is Steak and BJ Day

 

[hotwords229_A]

Every day is National Masturbation Day.

Alas, I have found that no day is Steak and BJ Day

This thread was a tough call because I agree that this should be everyday. But as Ebenezer Scrooge learned, everyday is Christmas Day, but Christmas Day is just a little more special. Or something like that.

Anyway, I want to try something new this National Masturbation Day, so let’s hear people—what’s your technique?

 

[hotwords229_A]

We should also start thinking about instituting International Masturbation Day. A day when the entire world masturbates. And instead of a day let’s set a time—taking into account the time differences we could come up with a specific time where everyone on our planet masturbates at the same time and aims for release at the same exact second. Sort of like New Years and the ten second countdown. Get yourself all riled up and hold until the ten count. 5, hold on, 4, hold on, 3, hold, 2, uggghhh, 1–KABOOM!

This may, in fact, be the formula for World Peace.

You’re welcome.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

So my birthday is National Masturbation Day?

Cool Ladies, rub one out for me on Friday the 7th

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Okay, one for me, one for Deac.

Now we're talking, let me live vicariously!!!

 

[hotwords229_A]

The day is here and this thread has not met my expectations.

 

[ydahecnot]

We are all, um, saluting it privately

 

[hotwords229_A]

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[AlpineFresco]

Not international? Ah, damn it.

 

[skirt_chaser]

Everyday is masturbation day for me!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Not international? Ah, damn it.

Technically the entire month of May is International Masturbation month, so join the party!

However, today is the day that started this (most important) holiday so I think it deserves an extra special crank.

Enjoy!

 

[hotwords229_A]

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