Blowjobs and other crazy terms

[hotwords229_A]

Why is it called “giving head”? Is she giving him her head to use as a sex portal, or is he giving her his head (of his penis) to suck? What does it mean?

Why is it called a bellybutton? Shouldn’t it be called a bellyhole? Where’s the button?

Why do we call the vulva the vagina? And why can’t we come up with a better word than literally ever part of it? Seriously, vulva, labia, clit, vagina—all terrible sounding words.

Finger blast makes sense. I like finger blast. It literally is what it sounds like.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Finger blast makes sense. I like finger blast. It literally is what it sounds like.

When their squirters , it’s the real deal kid. Having to put up that caution tape or like at sea world a disclaimer sign, You are now in a splash zone , you are going to get wet. ️



Kudos on the thread concepts today

 

[CleverCowardice]

Never cared for the term "fisting." I mean, sure, it's an accurate description, but it's so crass and unimaginative. I prefer to call it "muppeteering" or "giving her The Henson."

 

[georgerb]

"Eating pussy"

Seriously. Besides condiments arriving at the end, I'm sure after a real first bite you would probably die a quick death.

 

[beachbaby179]

You forgot about the term blowjob itself. If you're blowing, I think you're doing it wrong. You're supposed to be sucking. Or so I've heard.

 

[ydahecnot]

Or so I have read (Spinal Tap)

 

[hotwords229_A]

When their squirters , it’s the real deal kid. Having to put up that caution tape or like at sea world a disclaimer sign, You are now in a splash zone , you are going to get wet. ️



Kudos on the thread concepts today

Thanks!

Never cared for the term "fisting." I mean, sure, it's an accurate description, but it's so crass and unimaginative. I prefer to call it "muppeteering" or "giving her The Henson."

I’m going to smile when the next person tells me they are a big fan of the Muppets.

"Eating pussy"

Seriously. Besides condiments arriving at the end, I'm sure after a real first bite you would probably die a quick death.

True. But I do like the term “eating her out” that seems to make more sense. I always wondered how the word Pussy became associated with that. I also used to wonder why it used to be called a Beaver—then I saw old 1970’s Playboys!

You forgot about the term blowjob itself. If you're blowing, I think you're doing it wrong. You're supposed to be sucking. Or so I've heard.

Yes, in fact, that lead me to this article which lead me to this thread. I refer to this type of research as Investigative Jackalism.