DeckardNYC
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He's in Uzbekistan looking for Waldo.
Post a Reason Why the Person Above You is Missing ... Again
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He's in Uzbekistan looking for Waldo.
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shinybikiniwife
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Got sucked into the same black hole that stole the Yankees offense.
Silent movies went out of fashion and the industry died.
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He went to Alaska where it’s dark for 6 months throughout the year.
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ydahecnot
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She was whisked away by a hot guy (or 3)
Her gown got murderous and decided to swallow her up
OHmanslut
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Looking for his sunshine...
VoraciousValue
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Went back to Ohio and was immediately arrested at the border due to some 19 outstanding arrest warrants.
kurrginatorX
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Went back to Ohio and was immediately arrested at the border due to some 19 outstanding arrest warrants.
He was found to be Patient Zero for Covid-22. He's currently being tested on.
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Damn, damn, damn.
Her pubes have grown so out of control that she looks like a giant hairball
DeckardNYC
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His bail was revoked.
kurrginatorX
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He's been hiding in Old Man Foster's barn for two weeks now trying to make that old joke about farmer's daughters come true for himself.
VoraciousValue
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Got caught with the farmer's daughter and he and the farmer had to go for a little "walk. . . ."
Hahahahahaha!!! Simple but effective is often the best humor.
Hahahahahaha!!!
Simple but effective is often the best humor.
ydahecnot
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Got caught with the farmer's daughter and he and the farmer had to go for a little "walk. . . ."
Hahahahahaha!!!
Forget the magic word
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He farted and caused dust clouds to form, making a cloudy day.
DeckardNYC
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BCC is off saving the environment again, this time piloting a Greenpeace speed boat harpooning Japanese whaling ships near Antarctica.
VoraciousValue
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Not fully aware that a world existed beyond New York City, he stepped into Nassau County and got lost.
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Not fully aware that a world existed beyond New York City, he stepped into Nassau County and got lost.
That mustache of his grew out of control blocking his vision.
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We ditched her five days ago during a game of Marco Polo. She's still searching for us, eyes closed, of course.
DeckardNYC
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He still thinks he knows better than that voice on the GPS -- he's now stuck behind an accident on I-95.
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He got lost in Wal-Mart and is waiting at customer service as his party is being paged.
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He was put in a round room and told to sit in the corner
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