And that’s how the fight started...

[Chillygirl]

Fresh pan of brownies and he cut a piece right out of the middle!

 

[HotChef1970]

Fresh pan of brownies and he cut a piece right out of the middle!

Only a fight?

Jeez that is grounds for divorce right there!

 

[OHmanslut]

Only a fight?

Jeez that is grounds for divorce right there!

Divorce would be if the removed piece was not squared to the rest of the pan.

Which I jokingly said I would do to my SO. She picked up a knife...

 

[Chillygirl]

When he said “I’m sorry you feel that way.”

 

[OHmanslut]

Wife to child: I’ll give you to the count of three.
Me(not paying attention): Is that because that’s as far as you can go?

AND THAT’S how the fight started...

 

[SugarSpiceAndLace]

Fresh pan of brownies and he cut a piece right out of the middle!

The edges are the best, though! Nice and slightly crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside. If I could make a pan of brownies and convince everyone to only take from the middle, I'd be happy.

 

[Chillygirl]

The edges are the best, though! Nice and slightly crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside. If I could make a pan of brownies and convince everyone to only take from the middle, I'd be happy.

It sets my OCD off

 

[kurrginatorX]

She swore she hated broccoli even though she had never tasted it before

 

[SugarSpiceAndLace]

It sets my OCD off

Get a tiny cactus and put it in the whole left by the removed brownie and just tell yourself it was meant to be like that.

 

[Kat73]

Did you BBQ this? Looking at the burnt pizza on the counter.

 

[Speshul91]

Throw a tea towel in an angry woman's back and tell her she's super angry

 

[OHmanslut]

Hit another car and the other driver was a midget who got out yelling “I’m not happy!’ So I asked which one he was.

 

[XerXesXu]

The edges are the best, though! Nice and slightly crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside. If I could make a pan of brownies and convince everyone to only take from the middle, I'd be happy.

Am I missing something? We flush brownies.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I’m baking something in the oven. My brother said why not cook the Lamb shanks in the freezer. I looked at him and told him he can cook that.

It was mentioned I could add the onions to the meat in the oven, then handed a knife to me to cut up onions.

Mind you he was sitting in the kitchen before I walked in the kitchen and began cooking.

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/55377342.jpg

 

[MisterTom]

I was right and she was wrong and I thought I'd mention it...

 

[OHmanslut]

She admitted she was wrong and I put on the calendar in my phone to remind me every year...

 

[Fingerfuxs]

I poked her , in that spot , between her top rib and her side boob. While she was driving using two fingers.

 

[shinybikiniwife]

When he left a romantic trail of rose petals to a sink full of dirty dishes.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

I bite her and left a mark

 

[HeavyBalls]

Fresh pan of brownies and he cut a piece right out of the middle!

That's a declaration of war...

 

[KinkyLaughs]

I believed in the science... Like in the old days.

 

[Azuldrgon]

She roots for Navy. I root for Army. Army scores first.

 

[AlpineFresco]

Fresh pan of brownies and he cut a piece right out of the middle!

Pure agent of chaos, right there.
I kind of love it

 

[niceshot]

Fresh pan of brownies and he cut a piece right out of the middle!

Is that when you decided to start sleeping with someone in another state?

Asking for a friend...

 

[Chillygirl]

Is that when you decided to start sleeping with someone in another state?

Asking for a friend...

Nah...screwing with the light switches is what caused me to look elsewhere