A little morbid, but...

[DanDraper]

This may sound a little morbid, but it's stuck in my head. A funeral director is seduced by a widow at her late husbands funeral. I was thinking they sneak off during the open casket viewing or at the cemetery right after they bury the body.


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[sirhugs]

This may sound a little morbid, but it's stuck in my head. A funeral director is seduced by a widow at her late husbands funeral. I was thinking they sneak off during the open casket viewing or at the cemetery right after they bury the body.

do they make love in a casket, or on the embalming table?

 

[DanDraper]

do they make love in a casket, or on the embalming table?

No, I think that would be too disturbing.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Oh! In the casket on top of the husband! The wife always wanted him to participate in her sexual romps.

 

[AvroAnsonXIX]

Michael C Hall and others, especially Mathew St Patrick, in 'Six Feet Under'.

 

[AvroAnsonXIX]

(Repeat due to glitchy internet.)

 

[Carnevil9]

Q: What's the difference between a coffin and a condom?

A: They both have stiffs in them, but one's coming and the other is going.

 

[Hypoxia]

Atop graves in cemeteries -- always popular spots for nighttime trysts. Our funeral director or cemetery manager regularly comforts bereaved widows (and/or widowers) the night after a burial.

 

[loquere]

That's not morbid, it'd be morbid if the dead husband joined in.

 

[AvroAnsonXIX]

That's not morbid, it'd be morbid if the dead husband joined in.

No, it's "NonHuman (ghosts)" because _____ isn't 'loud round these here parts.

 

[AvroAnsonXIX]

Atop graves in cemeteries -- always popular spots for nighttime trysts. Our funeral director or cemetery manager regularly comforts bereaved widows (and/or widowers) the night after a burial.

IIRC in the1967 Sidney Poritier film 'In the Heat of the Night' it was said that young people fucked on the marble slabs in the cemetery because they were cool in the hot summer.

 

[Carfax]

Really like this idea for a story in some weird way it reminds me of a tales from the crypt comic. I hope you find a writer for your story idea.

 

[DanDraper]

Really like this idea for a story in some weird way it reminds me of a tales from the crypt comic. I hope you find a writer for your story idea.

I'm going to do this one myself, I just wanted to get some feedback on the idea of it.

 

[Carfax]

I'm going to do this one myself, I just wanted to get some feedback on the idea of it.

I really hope to check it out when its done

 

[Zionisacat]

Tagline : Rigor mortis makes me hard.

Too on the nose?

 

[ericrodman101]

Fucking on gravestones or in crypts sounds like a porn version of Hammer Horror films. I have this image in my head now of a porn Romeo and Juliet where they fuck in the crypt.

 

[Carnevil9]

IIRC in the1967 Sidney Poritier film 'In the Heat of the Night' it was said that young people fucked on the marble slabs in the cemetery because they were cool in the hot summer.

I remember Buddy Hackett telling a joke to Johnny Carson long ago.* A young couple make love on a slab in a cemetery, and later the young lady is having back problems and goes to see her doctor.

Doctor: How old did you say you were?
Girl: I'm twenty-one. Why do you ask?
Doctor: Because it says on your ass that you were born in 1879!


* Here is the clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkIdCFsQW78

 

[sirhugs]

Tagline : Rigor mortis makes me hard.

Too on the nose?

Its Lit. On the nose sells.

 

[DanDraper]

Its Lit. On the nose sells.

It's true. A lot of what's written here is an obvious sexual fantasy. It's all about what how it's written and if there's a clever way to write it.

 

[DanDraper]

I remember Buddy Hackett telling a joke to Johnny Carson long ago.* A young couple make love on a slab in a cemetery, and later the young lady is having back problems and goes to see her doctor.

Doctor: How old did you say you were?
Girl: I'm twenty-one. Why do you ask?
Doctor: Because it says on your ass that you were born in 1879!


* Here is the clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkIdCFsQW78

Lol, that was a good one.