Get thee to a Nunnery

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I had nuns on the mind even before kibitzing into Carney's Two out of Three Thread.

Thinking I ought to write a short piece featuring a nun. Not sure why though. Not sure what it would be about.

I did feature a nun in one previous story, Nun is Better, which came about out of a challenge, very early in my Literotica career. It has gone middling well all these years. I don't see a sequel, but still like it's vibe.

Is it a theme worth exploring further (nuns in general, not the character or themes in Nun is Better)?
If so, other than the hypocrisy of the supposed celibacy, what ideas do we gave?

 

[silversword]

Not being of a religious persuasion it doesn't really do much for me but I can see the appeal.

Women who have abstained from lustful thoughts, and whilst there is the image of the older nuns they can be of all ages.

It could go lesbian with a a secret Sapphic society existing within the monastery and the older nuns introduce their young charges.

Alternatively a secret passage (if you'll pardon the pun) exist to the local prison and as part of their missionary (pun intended this time) work they seek to rehabilitate the prisoners. Taking up on Carney's two out of three ain't bad scenario, oral and anal are fine as there's no risk of an embarrassing pregnancy, "not there, that hole's for God!"

 

[SimonDoom]

The nun tries her best to be good, but she has naughty thoughts.

She's recruited to help with a project in a rough neighborhood. A group of young men in the neighborhood take notice of her, and she becomes their sexual plaything.

The reward of sex turns these young men away from crime and indolence, and they become positive influences in the neighborhood. She's torn between conficting desires to be a good nun, to be a good influence on the young men, and to satisfy her out of control desires.

 

[Hypoxia]

Two IRL examples I've known:

• Programmer Dennis persuaded nun Phyllis to give up her vows i.e. divorce Jesus and marry him instead. Think of what kind of man is so persuasive. BTW me and me partner went naked-rafting with them. No swapping, not quite.
• Gringo nun and priest quit their vows and retired together to Guatemala. I do not know if they gave up church-going, too.

Meanwhile, 'nunnery' was old slang for brothel, and Get thee to a nunnery was a not-too-veiled insult. You're a whore, so off you go.

 

[AvroAnsonXIX]

Nunnery' was old slang for brothel, and ...

Shirley McLain in 'Three Mules for Sister Sarah.'

 

[LupusDei]

Shelley, daughter of a very conservative but influential family is forcefully sent to a closed cloister for, in her own opinion mild, misbehavior just like supposedly happened in middle ages. Much is her surprise it's a convent of Naked Nuns, an apparently recent invention of some obviously perverted cardinal. She very much expects abuse, but there's none, not even from the crazy cardinal, just nudity and religious bullshit.

Her boyfriend Julian eventually track her down, and somehow sneak in. He's shocked of what he finds and don't believe one moment there's no massive debauchery going on. Still he promises to steal her out of it, but they both agree it's not so easy and must be planned well. His visits became regular and longer each time...

 

[Carnevil9]

.....Meanwhile, 'nunnery' was old slang for brothel, and Get thee to a nunnery[/url] was a not-too-veiled insult. You're a whore, so off you go.

Seriously? I always thought it was Hamlet basically saying that women were the root of all evil in the world, so he was wishing Ophelia (or whoever it was in the scene) would disappear to a nunnery and stop causing him and the rest of the men in the world all this turmoil.

 

[Carnevil9]

I had nuns on the mind even before kibitzing into Carney's Two out of Three Thread.

Thinking I ought to write a short piece featuring a nun. Not sure why though. Not sure what it would be about.

I did feature a nun in one previous story, Nun is Better, which came about out of a challenge, very early in my Literotica career. It has gone middling well all these years. I don't see a sequel, but still like it's vibe.

Is it a theme worth exploring further (nuns in general, not the character or themes in Nun is Better)?
If so, other than the hypocrisy of the supposed celibacy, what ideas do we gave?

When I think of nuns, I think of how they are generally fairly homely and very much covered up. Which makes them the PERFECT cover for a man wishing to pass himself off as a woman and disappear. Maybe to escape the law, or the mob, or all the women who he has wronged in his life. The possibilities are endless.

 

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Shirley McLain in 'Three Mules for Sister Sarah.'

who was a fake nun to start with, actually a woman of ill repute.

And I think I exhausted the mule subject in another thread.

 

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When I think of nuns, I think of how they are generally fairly homely ....

except when they are not. Part of the fun of the unexpected could be unwrapping the habit to reveal a real cutie

 

[Hypoxia]

Various religious conceits include nuns {Wikipedia entry}: Buddhism, Christianity, Jainism, and Taoism. In Xianity they're in Catholic, Eastern Orthodox, Anglican, and Lutheran traditions among others. So the author gets to pick just which nuns to exploit.

Or invent a faith and prescribe its protocols and rituals. Everyone in the Church of the Naked Jesus goes skyclad and hot babes and studs are recruited to lead services. Yes, male nuns, too. Some Eastern sect recruits only dickgirls. A capitalist sect employs nuns as temple prostitutes at below-market rates. Etc.

 

[AvroAnsonXIX]

A capitalist sect employs nuns as temple prostitutes at below-market rates. Etc.

Can we get government vouchers to pay for alternative Temple Prostitutes? And transportation to Texas or Philadelphia?

 

[AvroAnsonXIX]

When I think of nuns, I think of how they are generally fairly homely and very much covered up.

Sally Field was cute (and still is. I'd say Julie Andrews, but she was only a novice.)

Which makes them the PERFECT cover for a man wishing to pass himself off as a woman and disappear. Maybe to escape the law, or the mob ...

Eric Idle in 'Nuns on the Run' (1990)

 

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Sally Field was cute (and still is. I'd say Julie Andrews, but she was only a novice.)

Eric Idle in 'Nuns on the Run' (1990)

Mary Tyler Moore opposite Elvis in Change of Habit. Though tough to beat out Eric Idle, I will admit.

 

[Hypoxia]

Can we get government vouchers to pay for alternative Temple Prostitutes? And transportation to Texas or Philadelphia?

I think the Dutch or Danes have programs for that, but mainly for seniors. The clients, that is, not the companions. Don't expect Texas to spend money thusly.

 

[WalterAndOliveAnn]

I think the Dutch or Danes have programs for that, but mainly for seniors. The clients, that is, not the companions. Don't expect Texas to spend money thusly.

We read somewhere that the Danes were "the happiest people on earth ..."

 

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I think the Dutch or Danes have programs for that, but mainly for seniors. The clients, that is, not the companions. Don't expect Texas to spend money thusly.

you have something against seniors earning?