Brownies are good!

Fudgey. With a bit of gooey.

Aldi doesn't make a bad brownie mix for the money. Just sayin'. :cool:
 
How much frosting on that cupcake and what kind?

There's a mix. Chocolate. Vanilla. And vanilla confetti. Chocolate is frosted with whipped ganache an inch thick. Vanilla is frosted with vanilla butter cream. Equally an inch thick. The confetti cupcakes are topped with some bullshit canned frosting Jerry in receiving found in the back of his cupboard at home. I think it's German chocolate. I don't know. I don't trust it.
 
There's a mix. Chocolate. Vanilla. And vanilla confetti. Chocolate is frosted with whipped ganache an inch thick. Vanilla is frosted with vanilla butter cream. Equally an inch thick. The confetti cupcakes are topped with some bullshit canned frosting Jerry in receiving found in the back of his cupboard at home. I think it's German chocolate. I don't know. I don't trust it.

I wouldn't trust Jerry either. You know how he is. :eek:
 
I wouldn't trust Jerry either. You know how he is. :eek:

It's always hit or miss with that guy. One day he's bending over backwards making sure you got all the things you need and wondering what all he can do for you. The next day he's throwing staplers at your head and leaving doll heads with missing eyeballs in your desk drawer
 
Yes I do like them. The comfort of their softness pressing every part of my mouth, filling it with thick sweet love. Swallowing's an effort, threatening to choke me with the joy of too much; but we trust its sugar - nothing so sweet or soft could ever harm. I feel it slow slide full into my tummy and swallow again - still sweet rich on my tongue like breast milk. Still four mouthfuls. Shared smiles hidden behind a hand. Teeth glued with chocolatey grout, filling every crevice for a busy tongue to later find and celebrate. Yup - they ain't bad. :)
 
I don't know if we can banter anymore. No nuts on brownies? What do you have against the humble yet mighty walnut? :eek:
For me they disrupt and get in the way of the following experience...

Yes I do like them. The comfort of their softness pressing every part of my mouth, filling it with thick sweet love. Swallowing's an effort, threatening to choke me with the joy of too much; but we trust its sugar - nothing so sweet or soft could ever harm. I feel it slow slide full into my tummy and swallow again - still sweet rich on my tongue like breast milk. Still four mouthfuls. Shared smiles hidden behind a hand. Teeth glued with chocolatey grout, filling every crevice for a busy tongue to later find and celebrate. Yup - they ain't bad. :)
 
"Brownies are small girl guides"


and before some moaning minnie complains that THE IMAGES ARE TOO BIG then close your eyes

it was more a ''do you have the parents permission'' to post the images, question?

GDPR - such a bitch, as per child protection... :eek:
 
Chocolate brownies topped with chocolate ganache and creme de menth frosting.
No nuts necessary, plus they mess with the texture.
 
it was more a ''do you have the parents permission'' to post the images, question?

GDPR - such a bitch, as per child protection... :eek:

That's a reasonable question and through a small involvement I have with coaching kids, this is how it works. Parents need to give permission for their child to be photographed, not because it is illegal to do so, but if a kid appears in the background of a photo by chance, then the organisers are not held liable. This is done by parents signing a consent form at the start of an activity 'season'. If an organisation then chooses to publish a photo that includes children, then particular safeguards are also required: you can give to the group's name but not give the child's name. To give a person's name means they become traceable: an anonymous child in a newspaper remains as unknown as one seen on the street.

So in the case of the photo I posted, which the now re-banned alt, responded to, he was wrong. The photo is clearly many years old, is publicly available and even gives its source via the link name as a historical document.

GDPR is a much misunderstand term, but one which can be googled. The group shown in the image are Brownies and was what I thought of first, hence my post. Explaining humour is a tedious and thankless task. I don't thank you. Good bye cruel world and hobbit.

I have Bakewell tarts to share with a friend tomorrow and egg and bacon sandwiches. It's going to be a long day
 
THE FUCK YOU SAY!

that's an absolute pass.




Brownies are not brownies without nuts, they're squares of super dense chocolate cake that can break your teeth after 2 days if you don't cover them.

Brownies are not for the fainthearted either. Or those prone to nut allergies. :)
 
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