Catching a cheating wife method 102

[TRYTSTYN]

To add to the 101 ways try this

“My 14 year old son was a fan of CSI type shows so I bought him a child’s home fingerprinting kit that let him collect and compare prints. He collected prints from all over the house and from friends who came by to compare. Imagine my surprise when he told me in confidence that the unidentified print he collected from the shiny headboard of my bed matched our next door neighbors hand. Now what was he doing in my bedroom and in my bed?”

Kind of rough but you get the idea feel free to use it if you want I wont be

 

[sirhugs]

Well, the BTB trolls will love it.

*sigh*

 

[AvroAnsonXIX]

To add to the 101 ways try this

“My 14 year old son was a fan of CSI type shows so I bought him a child’s home fingerprinting kit that let him collect and compare prints. He collected prints from all over the house and from friends who came by to compare. Imagine my surprise when he told me ...

that he needed more "print powder."

I asked where the vial of powder that came with the kit went. And he showed me his binder. It had hundreds of prints that remained unidentified after comparison with those belonging to family members.

Now I am no whiz at math. But junior said that based on identifiable thumb samples he had prints from at least 23 different adult -- mostly male but a few obviously female -- individuals.

What the hell is going on in the house when the two of us are at work and at school. And aren't Mary Kay cars pink Caddys not green Lexuses? What about that $12,000 in twenties hidden in her blouse drawer?

 

[silversword]

Dusting for prints is one thing being able to run them against a database is whole other level...

What might be more realistic is that son has identified 5 sets of prints, as in 5 distinguishable right thumbs.

Wife under pressure admits to one being the next door neighbour but she swears that's all, she looks at her husband, so who are the other two?

 

[Hypoxia]

Dusting for prints is one thing being able to run them against a database is whole other level...

Nerdy kid hacks into FBI servers spoofing as a local cop. No problem.

 

[AvroAnsonXIX]

Nerdy kid hacks into FBI servers spoofing as a local cop. No problem.

I like this. But if this:

Dusting for prints is one thing being able to run them against a database is whole other level...

Refered to:

He showed me his binder. It had hundreds of prints that remained unidentified after comparison with those belonging to family members.

It didn't say he could identify the prints. Only that he could eliminate family members (whom he could easily print) as the source of the unknown print.

 

[Crownvic]

Hire a private eye...

 

[Hypoxia]

Hire a private eye...

Try Nick Danger, Third Eye.

"You haven't seen the last of me, Danger!!"

"No, but the first of you turns my stomach!"

 

[Carnevil9]

Just remember: "You can't really dust for vomit."

 

[Hypoxia]

Just remember: "You can't really dust for vomit."

But DNA testing can send you to the slammer, likely roomed with some muscular, tattooed, dominant person. So be careful where you puke.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Well, the BTB trolls will love it.

*sigh*

That depends on what and how the husband reacts to the news.

When his son told him that he found the neighbors finger prints on the headboard, he asked which neighbor. The son replied, the Missus. Dad gulped and admonished his son for not only snooping in his and moms bedroom, but he wasn't to mention this to anyone.

 

[sirhugs]

That depends on what and how the husband reacts to the news.

When his son told him that he found the neighbors finger prints on the headboard, he asked which neighbor. The son replied, the Missus. Dad gulped and admonished his son for not only snooping in his and moms bedroom, but he wasn't to mention this to anyone.

But is that hubby's reaction or the hypocrisy or the trolls?

your version has plenty of potential.
the obvious threesome
Or hubby just blackmailing wife into doing what he wants sexually
or hubby seducing the neighbour wife to get even (and finds out what all the fuss is about)
or hubby proposing a foursome or swap?
or hubby seducing the neighbour hubby? or maybe they are already having an affair, so knowing the wives are also playing is reassuring?

but I still thinks the trolls will go all BTB.

 

[FantasyXY]

The extra fingerprints are a mystery... I'm thinking that maybe it's time to introduce the kid to luminol and a black light.

 

[AvroAnsonXIX]

"Real men have X and Y chromosomes - FantasyXY"

"All men have 'WHY' chromosomes." -- K Guisewite

"Hell, why not. C'mon guys." -- me

 

[NebraskaFetish]

“My 14 year old...

Why was minor printing parent's bedroom headboard/bed and/or telling dad that mom is a whore? Minors aren't even allowed "sexual knowledge" on Lit.

 

[AvroAnsonXIX]

Why was minor printing parent's bedroom headboard/bed and/or telling dad that mom is a whore? Minors aren't even allowed "sexual knowledge" on Lit.

The humor is that the kid doesn't go looking for evidence of sex. He's just a normal curious kid. What the kid knows is more in terms of facts but less than dad in terms of significance. Keeping in mind that I have no say-so my thought is that if written well with the kid bringing raw data to dad and leaving the scene it could pass muster here.

Not that its my cup of tea. Were it me,, Junior would be at the grands for the weekend while there is a "whole block sex party" going on in the house.

 

[TRYTSTYN]

Yup it wasn’t really thought out a different thought for some innocent stumbling on something and telling dad

Someone clever could take it 100 different ways

 

[WalterAndOliveAnn]

Yup it wasn’t really thought out a different thought for some innocent stumbling on something and telling dad

Someone clever could take it 100 different ways

A million jokes start out with the innocent observations of a child pointing out something the child does not see the significance of but that other adults do.

 

[Hypoxia]

Gender flip: Young daughter watches too much TV, wants to do forensics, dusts around the house for prints, finds many in the folks' bedroom, tells Mom (who works a day job) about it. Mom determines they're from all the nookie (any gender?) that Dad gets at home. Does BurnTheBastard ensue?