Empty Nesters

[Carnevil9]

Mike and Carol fucked like crazed weasels before their wedding, through their honeymoon, and for five more years after that, with no sign of slowing down. They couldn't get enough of each other. Then Carol turned up pregnant. They continued to fuck as well as they could until she gave birth. To triplets.

Naturally they had to put their libidos on hold after that. They squeezed in sex whenever they could, but it was woefully infrequent compared to their cravings for each other. They figured three kids were enough offspring for one lifetime, and didn't plan on having any more. But surprise, surprise: when the kids were ten years old, Carol unexpectedly found her self knocked up again. With triplets.

Now the second set are all seniors in high school and applying to colleges out of state. Mike and Carol are giddy with anticipation of being empty nesters once more, and having wall to wall sex all day every day. After twenty eight years of near celibacy, they have a lot of catching up to do.

What happens next? Do we have a sweet fuckfest story of how they go crazy humping like bedbugs all over the house? Or does something unfortunate happen that puts a damper on their plans? The second approach has more drama. But the first approach has more sex.

 

[AvroAnsonXIX]

Mike and Carol fucked like crazed weasels before their wedding, through their honeymoon, and for five more years after that, with no sign of slowing down. They couldn't get enough of each other. Then Carol turned up pregnant. They continued to fuck as well as they could until ...

Sorry. Gotta put the brakes on the story right here ...

With Jefferson Airplane's 'White Rabbit' playing in the background ...

"And you just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low ...

Mike and Carol were enjoying some of Alice's Beef Stroganoff ...

"Go ask Alice
I think she'll know ...

Sam ... Sam was the answer ... *

"When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the white knight is talking backwards ...

Alice said that Sam was a triplet. He would know what to do ...

And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
Remember what the dormouse said

Alice called Sam on the phone.

"Feed your head
Feed your head"

As Alice explained what Sam told her the clouds lifted. Mike and Carol felt their world expand.

"Feed your head ...

And get a bigger bed ...

So until Carol gave birth to the triplets, she and Mike had loads of naked fun rolling around with Alice and Sam. Sometimes Sam's triplet brothers, Barney and Charley, even came over to make it a five or six-some. Once Marsha, Greg, and Jan were born there were always plenty of grown ups around to help out. Vince Carter, who worked with Charley, and his partner Toby didn't play so they were particularly helpful.

After Carol recovered sometimes 'Barn' brought his neighbors Archie and Edith and /or Louise and George. It got sort of crowded -- what with up to a ten people having sex on the shag rug and 1960s modern furniture in the sunken living room, plus someone watching the triplets upstairs in the nursery -- so Mike, who fortuitously was an architect, designed an addition for the house.

That worked out well. Because, just before it was completed, Carol became pregnant again.

"Shazamm, Mrs. Bee," said the young Marine that Vince brought with him to watch the triplets. "That's lucky, just imagine having four kids sharing two little bedrooms and one bathroom."

Of course Gomer didn't know, but it wouldn't be four, but six children. And as time went by the parties downstairs got even bigger. Gloria, who had once been little Bobby, Cindy, and Peter's babysitter ... She grew up and started coming along to play. She brought with her a second Mike, who was dubbed Michael to avoid confusion. Their pals Jenny, Lionel, Helen and Tom came to play too.

Everybody didn't show up every time. People have lives and outside commitments that demand time and attention. But when most did it was a really full house ...

Hold it ... Did someone say 'Full House?'

"Let the sun shine ...

Look it's Danny, Jessie, and Joey ... and they brought beer and barbeque.

"Let the sun shine
Let The sunshine in
The sunshine in"**



*(Actor Allan Melvin (1923–2008) portrayed characters on The Andy Griffith Show, My Favorite Martian, The Phil Silvers Show, Sergeant Charley Hacker on Gomer Pyle, USMC, Sam the Butcher on The Brady Bunch, and Barney Hefner on All in the Family. --Wiki)
**Let the sunshine in (Hair) 1969

 

[Carnevil9]

Nice!!!

 

[sirhugs]

My take is that they fuck like bunnies all over the house until one of the kids shows up hoping to do laundry only to find Mom and Dad enjoying the vibrations of the dryer...

 

[Zeb_Carter]

And once again someone posts exactly my idea for a story... grrrrrr. Of course I'm not going to let you know which way mine works out.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

My take is that they fuck like bunnies all over the house until one of the kids shows up hoping to do laundry only to find Mom and Dad enjoying the vibrations of the dryer...

Like that commercial with the kid - teenager - coming up the stairs hearing a commotion and then seeing his grandparents straightening their winkled clothes as they come out of a hall closet. It was a Downey commercial for their new winkle free fabric softener.

 

[AvroAnsonXIX]

Even better, the washing machine on an extended spin cycle.

Like that commercial with the kid - teenager - coming up the stairs hearing a commotion and then seeing his grandparents straightening their winkled clothes as they come out of a hall closet. It was a Downey commercial for their new winkle free fabric softener.

Once upon a time there was an ad for an SUV, I believe the 'Savanna(h).' The ad starts with pictures of the car driving. Then you see the inside of the car. Both shots show but don't focus on the car's nameplates.

A little kid and a toddler (in a car seat) are buckled up in the back.

KID: "Why did you name me Destin?"

MOM: "It's where daddy and me made you."

 

[Hypoxia]

History 201

Back in the day (probably pre-industrial) in the old country (pick a few) a couple fucked like bunnies for decades (if Mama lived that long) because little other entertainment was available. Surviving kids and their families resided with the progenitors, all likely sleeping together (call it sex education).

To empty the nest, kids were sold into some variety of servitude. A slew of daughters would pain Papa because dowries and nunneries weren't cheap. Best to sell sons to the king or bishop, and daughters to passing gypsies. Of course, a good plague or invasion could empty the nest, too.

Voluntary empty-nesters would be seen as pervs. How can you live all alone like that? It's a good way to be shunned or lynched by righteous neighbors.

 

[sirhugs]

Back in the day (probably pre-industrial) in the old country (pick a few) a couple fucked like bunnies for decades (if Mama lived that long) because little other entertainment was available. Surviving kids and their families resided with the progenitors, all likely sleeping together (call it sex education).

To empty the nest, kids were sold into some variety of servitude. A slew of daughters would pain Papa because dowries and nunneries weren't cheap. Best to sell sons to the king or bishop, and daughters to passing gypsies. Of course, a good plague or invasion could empty the nest, too.

Voluntary empty-nesters would be seen as pervs. How can you live all alone like that? It's a good way to be shunned or lynched by righteous neighbors.

"Witch!"

 

[Carnevil9]

And once again someone posts exactly my idea for a story... grrrrrr. Of course I'm not going to let you know which way mine works out.

I wouldn't worry about it. Good ideas are a dime a dozen. The hard work involved in bringing them to fruition is where the real glory is.

 

[sirhugs]

I wouldn't worry about it. Good ideas are a dime a dozen. The hard work involved in bringing them to fruition is where the real glory is.

I thought it was bad ideas that are a dime a dozen