Alternate Blurting II: Bandito

[rockcasbah]

Good idea to have those portable defib machines installed around the General Bored.

Maybe zumi will lick one so we can watch his tits jiggle.

 

[LukSkyFokker]

How many luks does it take to screw a litebulb?

I just apologized to your mother for turning her unwanted child into a blithering idiot.

 

[rockcasbah]

I just apologized to your mother for turning her unwanted child into a blithering idiot.

You’ve met my little brother then.

Little brothers are the ones your parents resent because they were supposed to be girls.

 

[LukSkyFokker]

You’ve met my little brother then.

Little brothers are the ones your parents resent because they were supposed to be girls.

http://68.media.tumblr.com/137a5180ff13305dd74a53ec12cc388e/tumblr_opv1gaRt691qz6f9yo2_500.gif

 

[rockcasbah]

No license plate.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Good idea to have those portable defib machines installed around the General Bored.

Maybe zumi will lick one so we can watch his tits jiggle.

https://i.gifer.com/EmbU.gif

just back up a few kilometers away there, Buster Brown...I dunno what's going on up in maple leaf land with you and your weird fantasies while trapped in your 1BK isolating from Covid...and you can oil up your prize toe to whatever gets you off and makes the voices in your head go away, but...try to leave me out of it, willya?

I don't swing that way, and even if I did, I'd surely ask for better tribute than messy amateur flash erotica from somebody who can't even meet the minimum height requirement to ride rollercoasters!

Seriously, just stick with the creepo nubile fetish. It's your main game, it works for you and more importantly, it makes us laugh. Plus, you'll want to get your heirloom binocs fine-tuned and polished, because spring is encroaching...and if they open up the shopping malls again, you'll be able to perch n' lurk the girlies riding the escalators from the top floor just like old times!

https://i.imgur.com/0M5N65T.png

https://media.tenor.com/images/f7354b8c66dcf774a0cd75d1806e0d56/tenor.gif

 

[IrezumiKiss]

and speaking of shopping malls,

https://i.imgur.com/dygoEc4.png

I never got a roll from one before. I usually go to a market or baker's joint for those.

Did it go well with the quiche, beef bourguignon, apple pie and raspberry cheesecake with the fam the other night? Shoulda got more than just one for everybody at the table, don'tcha think?

https://media.tenor.com/images/f7354b8c66dcf774a0cd75d1806e0d56/tenor.gif

 

[HarryHill]

..
Shrimp roll?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

..
Shrimp roll?

https://www.trifectanutrition.com/hubfs/unnamed-8-1.jpg

https://www.justataste.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/thai-spring-rolls-peanut-sauce.jpg

New England style or Asian?

 

[silver gurl]

Shrimp Tart...tartare

 

[rockcasbah]

and speaking of shopping malls,

https://i.imgur.com/dygoEc4.png

I never got a roll from one before. I usually go to a market or baker's joint for those.

Did it go well with the quiche, beef bourguignon, apple pie and raspberry cheesecake with the fam the other night? Shoulda got more than just one for everybody at the table, don'tcha think?

https://media.tenor.com/images/f7354b8c66dcf774a0cd75d1806e0d56/tenor.gif

Hmm; that was a pun, sorry for making you waste all those words. I'll post Instructions maybe next time.

It wasnt bodega tacos, but yes, it was a tasty meal.

 

[adrina]

Mulch and soil delivery should not be that complicated.

 

[Aglaopheme]

https://www.trifectanutrition.com/hubfs/unnamed-8-1.jpg

https://www.justataste.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/thai-spring-rolls-peanut-sauce.jpg

New England style or Asian?

It’s definitely time to make some Vietnamese style beef rolls.

http://d3lp4xedbqa8a5.cloudfront.net/s3/digital-cougar-assets/Gt/2019/06/27/17443/web_sunda_ricepaperrolls.jpg?width=768&height=639&mode=crop&quality=75&anchor=middlecenter

 

[bodysong]

shrimp egg rolls

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Hmm; that was a pun

Puns make sense. If that's what you call a pun, it doesn't make sense.

like this "pun" right here:

I was thinking you’re more like Stephen Hawkings.

http://kb.perpendicularangel.com/images/b/b8/Fish-welp.gif

It wasnt bodega tacos, but yes, it was a tasty meal.

Well, you didn't fix it, so it had to be!

kudos to the non-nubiles in your family for feeding their lonely old boy cuz with a nutritious home-cooked meal, tho'.

 

[silver gurl]

Beautiful day out. Yay

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Beautiful day out. Yay

Lucky. We got super duper grey skies for the second day in a row.

Even did a small amount of snow last night. Our spring tease the other week didn't last long, as expected.

 

[HarryHill]

..
Must be Dogwood winter here; they're blooming on the hill.
..
Rain, thunder showers, wind advisories
..
Morning blurters

 

[rockcasbah]

That's some high-grade trolling Zuma; easy to see why the audience here has shrunk so much since you joined.

 

[silver gurl]

Lucky. We got super duper grey skies for the second day in a row.

Even did a small amount of snow last night. Our spring tease the other week didn't last long, as expected.

We were extremely cold over the weekend and up to yesterday. Today the sun is out and in the 40s. Feels good.
Freezing rain tonight though

 

[LukSkyFokker]

Starting The Snyder Cut.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

That's some high-grade trolling Zuma

eh?

who's trolling a hot chocolate and chai company?

https://i.imgur.com/NEreRfx.jpg

sounds like the overpriced import brand stuff you love name dropping every week!

the audience here has shrunk so much since you joined.

Yeah, you should've been here back when it was a roaring boomtown, newbie. Lotsa nubiles for an old boy like you.

Online social community isn't a static existence, however. Tech evolves over the years. Forums shift. People move on. Life happens, some members stay, some get banned, etc. Living in the past is stupid to me, but some people seem to need to stay there.

Starting The Snyder Cut.

Lemme know how that is. I never even bothered seeing the theatrical version, but now I'm a bit interested.

 

[LukSkyFokker]

It's a completely different movie and I just recently watched the theatrical cut. So far, it's much better than Whedon's take.

 

[spacekowboy]

Snyder is a hack. Wheedon's might be shit, but Snyder is the same fucktard who forced Supes and Bats to break their only rule.
Also, 4 hours? That fuckstick ain't worth the time.


Especially considering that 2 hours of that time is sure to be slo mo Michael Bay-esque bullshit.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

It's a completely different movie and I just recently watched the theatrical cut. So far, it's much better than Whedon's take.

You know, I have the theatrical on my HD and I just never got the passion to peep it after all the horrible reviews...and I work with someone who's a diehard Batman/DC stan, so I trusted his scrunched face when I asked him how it was.

Wondering if I should slug through it for the comparison take.

Snyder is a hack. Wheedon's might be shit, but Snyder is the same fucktard who forced Supes and Bats to break their only rule.
Also, 4 hours? That fuckstick ain't worth the time.

Yeah, but if you got 4 hours to kill...gotta admit, that shit was made for watching at home during a panny!