Alternate Blurting II: Bandito

[silver gurl]

I don't appreciate how much you're dedicated to my cock.

How long did it take you to come up with that lame reply?

A cock is 8". Son, you have a pee pee. No matter how much you fisheye photoshop.

The only way you could know my cock size is if you were a fan of my pic thread - a fucking decade ago.

Or laugh at you with your mom.

For the love of God, will you put each other on iggy?
You are making me re-live junior high school.

 

[toeskr]

For the love of God, will you put each other on iggy?
You are making me re-live junior high school.

Just iggy his current yet to be banned username or all his alts?

 

[HarryHill]

..
Let's relive something else like the 70's

 

[toeskr]

..
Let's relive something else like the 70's

Bell bottom shrimp.

 

[silver gurl]

Shrimp Fondue

 

[Emerson40]

L4wL2!


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[silver gurl]

I am going to have night terrors!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://i.imgur.com/6kgxfpe.jpg

totally forgot this classic was today...

 

[HarryHill]

..
Monday, Monday... rain day. Why am I craving steak?

 

[rockcasbah]

You are making me re-live junior high school.

You deserve to be heard and to speak without fear about what happened.

 

[silver gurl]

Wow. It is a whole 3 degrees outside.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://i.imgur.com/4pBg6Bv.png

hmmm, let's see the checklist...

- a talented and successful Grammy-award winning artist
- got fans worldwide boomin' her craft
- gorgeous and curvy
- a grown adult woman at the age of 26

yup, Shoelifts got that one right, my kinda gal.

I can understand where he'd have personal issues with that last category, though...

https://media2.giphy.com/media/hvq8ONQhQ1XLq/200.gif

You are making me re-live junior high school.

careful, Silvvy...you're triggering short stuff, there...

https://media.tenor.com/images/f7354b8c66dcf774a0cd75d1806e0d56/tenor.gif

 

[adrina]

Mmmm brownie with walnuts with a cup of coffee. Happiness.

 

[silver gurl]

https://i.imgur.com/4pBg6Bv.png

careful, Silvvy...you're triggering short stuff, there...

https://media.tenor.com/images/f7354b8c66dcf774a0cd75d1806e0d56/tenor.gif

I would never do something like that

 

[stickygirl]

You know the weirdo sits next to you on the bus. Once is bad, two, three or more times in a week is creepy as fuck. Not happened to me on a bus, but it's happening at Lit

so... if you're reading this. Fuck Off

 

[LukSkyFokker]

Murdered by Words

Nia is Bill's wife.

 

[rockcasbah]

..
Monday, Monday... rain day. Why am I craving steak?

Mother’s Day in the UK is the same date as Steak & Blowjob Day USA.

A trifecta of sothern hospitality for the Birthday Boy!

 

[lovetoread]

not responding to things gets to be so easy once you figure out what's happening

and it pisses them off

i've become an expert at it

 

[HarryHill]

Mother’s Day in the UK is the same date as Steak & Blowjob Day USA.
A trifecta of sothern hospitality for the Birthday Boy!

..
There was gravy for supper too.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Workday's just about done and my ad-hoc weekend is almost here.

https://media.tenor.com/images/5becaa68bf06de5335138b0bf6e574a5/tenor.gif

think it's time to renew my Teremana bottle...over a lil' Asian & Spanish fusion fare...

https://i.imgur.com/F3R2eNH.jpg

 

[Bacigalupo]

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[rockcasbah]

..
There was gravy for supper too.

https://mir-s3-cdn-cf.behance.net/project_modules/disp/db16808836119.560c4470a90ed.png

 

[bodysong]

Gothamist ✓
Twitter › Gothamist

Are Dippin' Dots Fallin' From The Sky? Or Just A Li'l Graupel?

(link to Gothamist)

2 hours ago

 

[rockcasbah]

How many luks does it take to screw a litebulb?

 

[adrina]

Salad and quiche. Yes.