Ruin a well loved movie or tv show

[dolf]

It's like a Playground thread. A fun game.

I'll start...

Indiana Jones was a child molester! Transcripts from the planning stage show that Marion was being quite literal when she said "I was a child!", And Indiana was being super creepy when he said "you knew what you were doing." Various underages were thrown around, and Spielberg was the only one to object to her being prepubescent.

You probably don't want to read this...

 

[InternationalFunboy]

WandaVision doesn't have a plot.

 

[islandman]

That wasn't Earth at the end of BSG.

 

[rockcasbah]

How to ruin a well loved General Board; act like it's the Playground.

 

[RoryN]

You loved Moulin Rouge!, but you haven't watched it in years?

It's time to watch it again. Go for it.

(Ruined.)

 

[pointless]

It's like a Playground thread. A fun game.

I'll start...

Indiana Jones was a child molester! Transcripts from the planning stage show that Marion was being quite literal when she said "I was a child!", And Indiana was being super creepy when he said "you knew what you were doing." Various underages were thrown around, and Spielberg was the only one to object to her being prepubescent.

You probably don't want to read this...

creepy shit like that used to be fairly common. it's also one of the reasons i stopped reading heinlein. dude was a fucking creep.

 

[Vanadorn]

Funny thing I read a while ago:
Wizard of Oz: Two women fight over a pair of shoes.

Mine:
Lord of the Rings: Unattractive short man and his "best" guy friend try to return an unwanted jewelry gift from an older shut in male relative.

Superman:
Illegal Alien uses fake ID to take various jobs away from Americans. Get violent when confronted by real estate developer.

-V

 

[dolf]

You loved Moulin Rouge!, but you haven't watched it in years?

It's time to watch it again. Go for it.

(Ruined.)

I couldn't get through it the first time. I think I lasted ten minutes.

 

[Funit]

Cast a woman or a non white man to play James Bond.

(oooo that's controversial!)

 

[dolf]

Cast a woman or a non white man to play James Bond.

(oooo that's controversial!)

Ooh, captain edgy!

 

[Funit]

Ooh, captain edgy!

Actually I wouldn't have minded Idris Elba playing Bond, he's a cool dude. He might be a little old for it now though.

 

[Scareltt]

Big

No way they remake Big because Elizabeth Perkins totally seduces a 12 year old boy...

 

[islandman]

No way they remake Big because Elizabeth Perkins totally seduces a 12 year old boy...

Imagine Bertolucci trying to make Last Tango today..............

 

[Scareltt]

Not before..

Imagine Bertolucci trying to make Last Tango today..............

Now that’s the only thing I’m thinking about..

Thanks

 

[RoryN]

I couldn't get through it the first time. I think I lasted ten minutes.

I made it until they started verbalizing the lyrics to "Your Song". Then I promptly shut it off after rolling my eyes. (They're still stuck like that.)

 

[Adre]

I couldn't get through it the first time. I think I lasted ten minutes.

Same here. I was sure they were putting us on.

 

[dolf]

Back to the Future: Loraine succeeds in having sex with Marty, impregnates her but he still ends up going back to 1985. Loraine goes to George about the pregnancy, he ends up marrying her and pretends the kid is his. That child is Marty's oldest "sibling".

'K, this isn't really the playground, and it's not a fantasy fap thread.

 

[MNGuy]

No way they remake Big because Elizabeth Perkins totally seduces a 12 year old boy...

As well as Private Lessons (1981) and to a lesser extent, My Tutor (1983).


How about the Christmas classic, Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer?

The message, your deformity (glowing red nose) can only be accepted if you are useful (as a headlight).

 

[stickygirl]

I was shocked by a trailer that popped up the other day on YTube for a French film on Curzon, called Slalom. The link there is for the official trailer. Trigger moment at 0.52 that made me sit back in my seat.

So it's about grooming in sport, a coach, a young female student. I've read a few reviews, but I don't think I could watch it.

Sorry, not exactly on topic.

On topic, I'd say pretty much any Woody Allen film, though I reluctantly admit I quote the line from Love and Death "the wheat, fields of wheat..."

 

[dolf]

Imagine Bertolucci trying to make Last Tango today..............

It's skin crawling now that I know.
Instantly went from turn on to rage and nausea.

 

[spacekowboy]

Psycho is misunderstood.

Heartwarming story of a dutiful son who looks after his elderly mother and keeps her memory alive after she has passed away.

 

[jaF0]

You loved Moulin Rouge!, but you haven't watched it in years?

It's time to watch it again. Go for it.

(Ruined.)

I couldn't get through it the first time. I think I lasted ten minutes.

I made it until they started verbalizing the lyrics to "Your Song". Then I promptly shut it off after rolling my eyes. (They're still stuck like that.)

If you mean the one with Kidman, that may be the most incredibly depressing movie I ever started watching. And no, I didn't finish it.

And that's even comparing it to The Virgin Suicides.

 

[jomar]

Bump the invisible 25 for the next page

 

[jomar]

creepy shit like that used to be fairly common. it's also one of the reasons i stopped reading heinlein. dude was a fucking creep.

I won’t mention Olson Scott Card’s racism then.

I made it until they started verbalizing the lyrics to "Your Song". Then I promptly shut it off after rolling my eyes. (They're still stuck like that.)

I might not have “got it” but my memory is it went from Art House frenetic to normalish broadway fare like the writer, director and producer got replaced half way through and said we’ll save money if we somehow weave a transition.

 

[RoryN]

Election

Instead of throwing the votes he stole from Tracy Flick in the classroom garbage to be discovered (like a dumbass), Jim McAllister puts them in his pocket and goes home.