let's talk about spooge

[lovetoread]

the book i am currently reading is nothing but spooge everywhere and on everyone. i wish it had more hot chocolate, tbh. if you are on my tweeter you know what i am talking about

so it got me to thinking

have you tasted spooge?

have you tasted your own?

have you ever shot spooge out by accident?

have you ever shot someone in the eye with it?

have you rubbed it in like it was lotion on anyone?

 

[rockcasbah]

Have you considered finding a lover within say a few thousand miles?

 

[silver gurl]

It stings when it hits you in the eye.

 

[Saint Peter]

i want on your tweeter.

 

[islandman]

If the sex is really good, one can have multiple spooges in a short period of time.

 

[Saint Peter]

and


are there ever really any accidents???

 

[lovetoread]

petey, you can spooge on my tweeter anytime

but are you saying that a dude cannot be so excited that he couldnt spooge by accident?

 

[Marxist]

It stings when it hits you in the eye.

Truly sorry about that.

Next time I’ll supply goggles and a leather dickey.

 

[Liar]

..
...Have I been spelling it wrong all these years?

 

[silver gurl]

Truly sorry about that.

Next time I’ll supply goggles and a leather dickey.

Kinky.

 

[spacekowboy]

..
...Have I been spelling it wrong all these years?

No, I don't believe you have.

 

[HardRunner85]

petey, you can spooge on my tweeter anytime

but are you saying that a dude cannot be so excited that he couldnt spooge by accident?

I’m sure that’s a possibility. To be so switched on you can’t control it.

 

[Saint Peter]

petey, you can spooge on my tweeter anytime

but are you saying that a dude cannot be so excited that he couldnt spooge by accident?

i am saying that i am the gatekeeper and i decide when gate opens. was i drunk and/or making terrible life decisions? well fuck yeah i was! still, no accidents.






except that one time.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

i am saying that i am the gatekeeper and i decide when gate opens.

There is no Dana, only Spooge.

https://i.imgur.com/xy7d7Du.gif?noredirect

 

[lovetoread]

so much spooge

 

[thør]

Sometimes you need a little glue in the shop......

 

[dolf]

Never understood why so many guys are so pleased with themselves for spurting a bit. Like little kids waiting for praise for pooping on the potty. They think I'm impressed by their massive load, whilst I'm just thinking about the extra laundry they just created.

It's messy, it's a bitch to get out of hair once it sets, and it smells weird.

 

[silver gurl]

Hair gel!

It’s getting rough up here with the essential vs non essential purchasing list.

 

[islandman]

Eat more pineapple, guys.

Ladies/guys, it'll go down easier and make for nicer smelling hair gel.

 

[thør]

Indeed, a warm meal.

 

[islandman]

Indeed, a warm meal.

Can't say any woman has thought the volume of my spooge to equate to a meal......

You must have balls the size of grapefruits.

 

[thør]

Can't say any woman has thought the volume of my spooge to equate to a meal......

You must have balls the size of grapefruits.

That's not the case, thank God!

But, it was the punch line to an old joke regarding pricing of services by sex workers.

 

[Chernosoth]

It's messy, it's a bitch to get out of hair once it sets, and it smells weird.

Swallowing makes the least mess. Hair is a renewable resource, so cumrags made of hair could work.

 

[dolf]

Swallowing makes the least mess. Hair is a renewable resource, so cumrags made of hair could work.

And you eating my shit would save on water and toilet paper. Romantic?

 

[stickygirl]

Smells a bit like swimming pools or roasted mushrooms... so mouldy chlorinated water.