The Snowman Comes Alive
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Must be a mighty cold garage, or a snowman made of crystalized alum, but then he'd be sour. Is his cock a carrot? Why his popularity? Because he numbs every human he penetrates?
Make it SciFi: Interstellar humans have genetically adapted themselves to survive on ice planets they're colonizing. On Thule (Zeta Reticuli IV) a colonist builds a snowman from local elements. The supercold brings Snowy to life, like helium near absolute zero, and he's obsessively horny. Frigid humans see their opportunity for fornication without consequences -- till both males and females find themselves pregnant with icy hybrids. Cold hilarity ensues.
Make it SciFi: Interstellar humans have genetically adapted themselves to survive on ice planets they're colonizing. On Thule (Zeta Reticuli IV) a colonist builds a snowman from local elements. The supercold brings Snowy to life, like helium near absolute zero, and he's obsessively horny. Frigid humans see their opportunity for fornication without consequences -- till both males and females find themselves pregnant with icy hybrids. Cold hilarity ensues.
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Depends upon the climate. Last house before this, I had an unheated uninsulated garage that water froze in from late December until early March.
but sci-fi could be fun.
and I do like a good impregnation tale.
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After the first Frozen movie came out I wrote a Fan Fiction which cannot be published here because Frozen is a Disney property.
Act One: As children, Anna and Elsa hide from the Royal Cook who is trying to find out where "the Queen's special nice long fat cucumber went." In the story's opening line Anna chides Elsa for taking it to make a snowman, but Elsa is unapologetic.
"What kind of a castle has but one cucumber."
Act Two: There was a discussion of how Queen Anna's condition made physical relationships difficult as guys tended to be protective of their "little guys" and how anything that touched the "Ice Queen" turned to ice. Then Christoff and Elsa had sex in an Icelandic style hot spring. In a recliner poolside Olaf, the snowman, fucked Queen Anna. The four talked while screwing and Anna boasted of Olaf's never ending stamina. Especially his ability to "melt her" through chain reaction orgasms.
In the story's final line Elsa asks a drained but satiated Anna: "Aren't you glad we let Olaf keep mom's cucumber?"
There was also a cameo appearance by Steely Dan who had inadvertently boarded the Wolfsbane to Arendale instead of the Wolverine to Annandale and were playing a gig (specifically "Dr. Wu / Katie Lied") to earn train fare home to New York.
Act One: As children, Anna and Elsa hide from the Royal Cook who is trying to find out where "the Queen's special nice long fat cucumber went." In the story's opening line Anna chides Elsa for taking it to make a snowman, but Elsa is unapologetic.
"What kind of a castle has but one cucumber."
Act Two: There was a discussion of how Queen Anna's condition made physical relationships difficult as guys tended to be protective of their "little guys" and how anything that touched the "Ice Queen" turned to ice. Then Christoff and Elsa had sex in an Icelandic style hot spring. In a recliner poolside Olaf, the snowman, fucked Queen Anna. The four talked while screwing and Anna boasted of Olaf's never ending stamina. Especially his ability to "melt her" through chain reaction orgasms.
In the story's final line Elsa asks a drained but satiated Anna: "Aren't you glad we let Olaf keep mom's cucumber?"
There was also a cameo appearance by Steely Dan who had inadvertently boarded the Wolfsbane to Arendale instead of the Wolverine to Annandale and were playing a gig (specifically "Dr. Wu / Katie Lied") to earn train fare home to New York.
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I watched a crappy Hallmark-esque Christmas movie with this sort of plot!
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Did you spend the hole time thinking "Gee, if only some sex broke out, this might be a decent movie"?
AvroAnson
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It's not well known, but when Cupid was 18-21 he went around shooting folks with slightly different arrows that just "caused sex to break out." Thus the Roman Orgy was born.
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Sadly not. However the one where he chased her across the country to the quaint inn she was staying at revelling in Christmas as that was what the town was called or something, only to stay in a separate room because they were only engaged and not yet married... eye roll gallore!
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no wonder she hooked up with the snowman!
