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Must be a mighty cold garage, or a snowman made of crystalized alum, but then he'd be sour. Is his cock a carrot? Why his popularity? Because he numbs every human he penetrates?
Make it SciFi: Interstellar humans have genetically adapted themselves to survive on ice planets they're colonizing. On Thule (Zeta Reticuli IV) a colonist builds a snowman from local elements. The supercold brings Snowy to life, like helium near absolute zero, and he's obsessively horny. Frigid humans see their opportunity for fornication without consequences -- till both males and females find themselves pregnant with icy hybrids. Cold hilarity ensues.
I watched a crappy Hallmark-esque Christmas movie with this sort of plot!
Did you spend the hole time thinking "Gee, if only some sex broke out, this might be a decent movie"?
Did you spend the hole time thinking "Gee, if only some sex broke out, this might be a decent movie"?
Sadly not. However the one where he chased her across the country to the quaint inn she was staying at revelling in Christmas as that was what the town was called or something, only to stay in a separate room because they were only engaged and not yet married... eye roll gallore!