Littie For Best Titties

[Modern_drunkard]

Yeah dude this is a real thing. I have seen probably two or three of your titties but if you want to be muh fuckin Queen send me a pic of your jugs and you might win a prize, award or some dumb shit.

Sorry if this seems like a cheap way to look at your knockers.

I might make a separate thread for Biggest Tit but we all know that award is for that PeeStain dude aka King Bitch.

 

[alwaysaway]

Yeah dude this is a real thing. I have seen probably two or three of your titties but if you want to be muh fuckin Queen send me a pic of your jugs and you might win a prize, award or some dumb shit.

Sorry if this seems like a cheap way to look at your knockers.

I might make a separate thread for Biggest Tit but we all know that award is for that PeeStain dude aka King Bitch.

Careful, if you say his name three times, he’ll appear.

(pmann, pmann, pmann)

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Check your Skype.

Oh shit. My bad. You are exempt or have a first round bye. You are like the New England Patriots of racks. You know, back when they still had that Brady dude.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Careful, if you say his name three times, he’ll appear.

(pmann, pmann, pmann)

Who the fuck is that bitch?

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Literally laughing out loud so hard I woke the dog.
Love you, Unabomber.

Wow, he gave you quite the endorsement there Fara

 

[tigger_lover]

mine are a bit scary, best kept hidden

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Check your Skype.

I don’t see anything on my Skype.
WTF Fara.

Guess I’m the only one that hasn’t seen your boobs.
#feelingleftout

 

[Deacon_Voss]

I don’t see anything on my Skype.
WTF Fara.

Guess I’m the only one that hasn’t seen your boobs.
#feelingleftout

No, neither have I

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

Oh shit. My bad. You are exempt or have a first round bye. You are like the New England Patriots of racks. You know, back when they still had that Brady dude.

That was brilliant, hysterical, and accurate.

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

You guys are crazy. Pancake tits, and my nipples have rug burns on them from dragging on the floor. Fungal infection. Zits.
They are just awful.

You know how to turn us pervs on.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I might make a separate thread for Biggest Tit but we all know that award is for that PeeStain dude aka King Bitch.

Imitation (even if done by a dolt) is such a sincere form of flattery.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Just a note, if you are a dude please dont clutter this up with your dumb posts. Also, if you are a chick please dont bother posting here unless you send me a pic of your titts. Exceptions if you are one fit bird, mail me hard drugs or ‘70s Reggae Records.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I am thankful you have your Pumpkinhead avatar back. It’s brilliant.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b7/2f/24/b72f247d93fed7106dfa26951ef56283.jpg

Good luck with your quest for boobs.

 

[tnman03]

You guys are crazy. Pancake tits, and my nipples have rug burns on them from dragging on the floor. Fungal infection. Zits.
They are just awful.

Oh, stop with all of that Fara. I've only seen a brief glance of a profile pic and I was very impressed.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Imitation (even if done by a dolt) is such a sincere form of flattery.

Darling, when you gonna show us them titties?

 

[KnightProtector]

I was kidding. I have purdy good udders.

Im sure you do

 

[tnman03]

I was kidding. I have purdy good udders.

Yes, you do and a pretty face too. It's a good thing your tough enough to knock sense into people who overstep their bounderies.

 

[Trekka]

Are there categories?
Prizes?
What’s the judging criteria?
Is there an FAQ?

Also, if I’m just late to the party and Fara has already won, I think she deserves a chance to make an acceptance speech.

 

[tnman03]

Are there categories?
Prizes?
What’s the judging criteria?
Is there an FAQ?

Also, if I’m just late to the party and Fara has already won, I think she deserves a chance to make an acceptance speech.

Hey now! You're for sure a competitor aren't you????

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Are there categories?
Prizes?
What’s the judging criteria?
Is there an FAQ?

Also, if I’m just late to the party and Fara has already won, I think she deserves a chance to make an acceptance speech.

No categories.
1st prize is a bag of mystery pills. 2nd prize Beavis and Butthead VHS tape. 3rd prize you’re fired.
Criteria? Great titties.
FAQ? That rhymes with rack you know?

 

[Jd192235]

I don’t see anything on my Skype.
WTF Fara.

Guess I’m the only one that hasn’t seen your boobs.
#feelingleftout

I thought everyone’s seen faras??

 

[Trekka]

No categories.
1st prize is a bag of mystery pills. 2nd prize Beavis and Butthead VHS tape. 3rd prize you’re fired.
Criteria? Great titties.
FAQ? That rhymes with rack you know?

Also crack.

How do you feel about nectarines? Asking for a friend.

I thought everyone’s seen faras??

Nope!
Me neither.
Bucket list.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Also crack.

How do you feel about nectarines? Asking for a friend.



Nope!
Me neither.
Bucket list.

Dude, I like all the citrus fruits. Great mixer. Especially with tequila but also rum and Gin. Plus vodka.

 

[Trekka]

Lol, silly, nectarines are like smooth peaches.
Sweet, not sour.
Fit in the palm of your hand.

...am guessing they’d pair well with Cuervo? But you’d hafta taste this spot right here while I drizzle it down my...

 

[Jd192235]

Lol, silly, nectarines are like smooth peaches.
Sweet, not sour.
Fit in the palm of your hand.

...am guessing they’d pair well with Cuervo? But you’d hafta taste this spot right here while I drizzle it down my...

Wait this is a titty thread not a smooth peach thread