Garden shop woman

[Sign54]

Here is another story idea I had:
A woman with a pixie cut broke up with a woman and is bored. She works at a garden shop and decides to, while thinking of a female celebrity she likes, pull down her pants and uses a garden gnome as a dildo. She is caught while cumming.

 

[silversword]

Here is another story idea I had:
A woman with a pixie cut broke up with a woman and is bored. She works at a garden shop and decides to, while thinking of a female celebrity she likes, pull down her pants and uses a shovel handle as a dildo. She is caught while cumming.

Shovel handle? What a classy girl.

I can think of several things that would be more pleasant to use, what about a gnome?

What does the gnome have to say about it?

 

[sirhugs]

It is such a very specific idea with which to start a thread. Hard to really add much.

 

[sirhugs]

Shovel handle? What a classy girl.

I can think of several things that would be more pleasant to use, what about a gnome?

What does the gnome have to say about it?

garden gnomes are creepy. Which means they might make interesting additions to a story.

 

[Sign54]

garden gnomes are creepy. Which means they might make interesting additions to a story.

Sure. That is a great idea!!! What are some other objects she can Jill off on while thinking of women?

 

[Hypoxia]

She goes with a garden gnome... who comes/cums to life because enchanted, ay yi yi. Then the other garden gnomes awaken, horny. Multiple penetration ensues. In that scenario, the tale goes to Fantasy. If the orgy turns out to be a dream, it may be Fetish.

 

[Carnevil9]

While diddling herself, she keeps muttering, "There's no place like gnome; there's no place like gnome!!!"

 

[sirhugs]

She goes with a garden gnome... who comes/cums to life because enchanted, ay yi yi. Then the other garden gnomes awaken, horny. Multiple penetration ensues. In that scenario, the tale goes to Fantasy. If the orgy turns out to be a dream, it may be Fetish.

does the tentacle monster crawl up out of the garden pond?

 

[Sign54]

does the tentacle monster crawl up out of the garden pond?

She’s gay, remember?

 

[sirhugs]

does the tentacle monster crawl up out of the garden pond?

She’s gay, remember?

maybe so is the tentacle monster...

 

[Sign54]

maybe so is the tentacle monster...

The monster has a pretty female face.

 

[sirhugs]

The monster has a pretty female face.

a bit like Medusa...

 

[Sign54]

a bit like Medusa...

How does the cute lesbian not turn to stone? I imagine she closes her eyes.

 

[sirhugs]

How does the cute lesbian not turn to stone? I imagine she closes her eyes.

why do you think there are so many garden gnomes?

 

[Sign54]

why do you think there are so many garden gnomes?

Lol. I want her to live in the story.

 

[Hypoxia]

She works at a garden shop and decides to, while thinking of a female celebrity she likes, pull down her pants and uses a garden gnome as a dildo.

The 'gnome' is actually a dwarvish maintenance guy or gal who went into their recurrent cataleptic state mere minutes before. Your MC takes advantage because MC's well-used vagina (*) is as spacious as Carlsbad Caverns and the MC really NEEDS a large toy to derive sufficient pleasure. For fun, the dwarf / gnome regains consciousness during the action, and starts licking.

* Report on, but do not describe, the TJ donkey shows she used to star in.

 

[Sign54]

The 'gnome' is actually a dwarvish maintenance guy or gal who went into their recurrent cataleptic state mere minutes before. Your MC takes advantage because MC's well-used vagina (*) is as spacious as Carlsbad Caverns and the MC really NEEDS a large toy to derive sufficient pleasure. For fun, the dwarf / gnome regains consciousness during the action, and starts licking.

* Report on, but do not describe, the TJ donkey shows she used to star in.

Always gal. This chick is gay!!!!