A Panda Pandemic

[sirhugs]

With the zoo closed to visitors, two zookeepers concentrate on getting the notoriously shy pandas to breed.

All that focus triggers the female keeper's biological clock to go off big time, so she sets out to seduce her partner, who is as shy and clueless as the pandas...

 

[silversword]

Perhaps she convinces him that the only way to get the Panda's to mate is for them to show them from their side of the glass. Whilst the zoo in closed every day on their rounds they have to stop outside the enclosure and fuck, maybe to make it more effective she suggests they wear Panda costumes...

 

[Carnevil9]

Perhaps she convinces him that the only way to get the Panda's to mate is for them to show them from their side of the glass. Whilst the zoo in closed every day on their rounds they have to stop outside the enclosure and fuck, maybe to make it more effective she suggests they wear Panda costumes...

That is really, really twisted. I love it!!

 

[sirhugs]

Perhaps she convinces him that the only way to get the Panda's to mate is for them to show them from their side of the glass. Whilst the zoo in closed every day on their rounds they have to stop outside the enclosure and fuck, maybe to make it more effective she suggests they wear Panda costumes...

I snortled at the costume mention... luckily I was between sips of coffee.

Please please please write this!

 

[silversword]

I snortled at the costume mention... luckily I was between sips of coffee.

Please please please write this!

Honestly I've been trying to get back into writing recently but everything I've started has stalled and I'm thinking maybe this could be a good challenge, I've never tried to write anything with a humorous side.

I'll let you know if it gets anywhere.

 

[sirhugs]

Honestly I've been trying to get back into writing recently but everything I've started has stalled and I'm thinking maybe this could be a good challenge, I've never tried to write anything with a humorous side.

I'll let you know if it gets anywhere.

If Carney and I agree, it must be wicked...

 

[silversword]

So here goes

Well, who knew, Panda Porn apparently is a real thing:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panda_pornography

It's now up, my first story in a good few years and one that came surprisingly easily once I got into it, hope you enjoy.

The Panda Porn Pandemic

 

[sirhugs]

Well, who knew, Panda Porn apparently is a real thing:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panda_pornography

It's now up, my first story in a couple good few years and one that came surprisingly easily once I got into it, hope you enjoy.

The Panda Porn Pandemic

Well done. Thanks.

 

[Carnevil9]

Well done. Thanks.

Nice job! Everyone, go read this story.

 

[sirhugs]

Nice job! Everyone, go read this story.

Wasn't my nice job. I just suggested an idea. Silversword made it real.