Litiquette VII

[LurkingPhoenix]

So interesting to me that even here, on lit, a place of words, the guys, on the whole, won’t cough up the utterances that make them melt.

I have a sneaking suspicion that there’s more than they’re willing to admit

You're not wrong.

I'll give up one.

A softly-whispered, "Please". With full eye contact, which doesn't break until I acknowledge that word.

Sets me off in ways almost nothing else does.

Almost.

 

[Trekka]

^^LP, that’s hot.

 

[Jd192235]

^^LP, that’s hot.

A woman whispering as we kiss deeply, explore w our hands, that she needs me inside her..... get me every time

 

[parker77]

So interesting to me that even here, on lit, a place of words, the guys, on the whole, won’t cough up the utterances that make them melt.

I have a sneaking suspicion that there’s more than they’re willing to admit

i can’t give what i ain’t got.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Ooo, I forgot to answer this part:



Yes!

Whispered
Growled
Stated calmly
There is even a time that I like it boomed out across the room, if I've been especially cheeky and frolicsome. You know, right before a really good ass-whoopin and a solid dicking down.

Pleaded, begged... I like that, too, in the right context.

What I'd like to experiment with more is a partner who can switch on the fly, surprising me in the moment, snapping me out of my headspace and throwing me into a different one.

Me: On your knees, clitlicker!
Him: No - YOU get on YOUR knees, cumsponge!





I don't know how successful that would be, as I typically don't like to switch with the same person, but it would be a fun challenge to take on simply for the sake of trying something new.

Laughing hysterically.
Cumsponge!!

Ahhhhhhh.... fuck a duck that just great.
Never heard that word used before.

 

[hotwords229_A]

A good honest laugh—someone who gets me. That makes me horny.
I can’t think of a particular word other than “let’s fuck” or something direct like that.
I think it’s more sounds, looks, energy.
Words can be overrated.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

When he calls me by my formal name, not my nickname.

this - every time

 

[QuietCanadian]

So interesting to me that even here, on lit, a place of words, the guys, on the whole, won’t cough up the utterances that make them melt.

I have a sneaking suspicion that there’s more than they’re willing to admit

Well, this one works on me, too...

“You’re mine, you know that.”

Any talk of my cock in one's throat works immediately as well. Or being asked/begged to stop.

But I'm more of a "it's about the tone, look, situation" kinda guy. Not specific words, necessarily.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Well, this one works on me, too...



Any talk of my cock in one's throat works immediately as well. Or being asked/begged to stop.

But I'm more of a "it's about the tone, look, situation" kinda guy. Not specific words, necessarily.

Wonders how your tone, look and situation varies from A to B to C?
I mean, not that your PimpDaddyQC. But maybe you are?!

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Happy Monday. There’s still 4hrs left of it for me.
My partner in crime, her hotness Ms Trekka is MIA for a bit, so I’ve been instructed to tend to the garden for her. Feed the animals. Get the mail ya know.

Late night question here:

How easy do you think you are to live with?
And would your SO agree or disagree with your assessment?
If no SO, a good friend that knows you quite well.

 

[QuietCanadian]

Wonders how your tone, look and situation varies from A to B to C?
I mean, not that your PimpDaddyQC. But maybe you are?!

As much as I'd like to buy into the PDQC, mostly I just mean I'm not always in the same mood. What works tonight may not tomorrow. Or maybe not in two weeks. I'd say I'm complex, but we all know that's not true.

Happy Monday. There’s still 4hrs left of it for me.
My partner in crime, her hotness Ms Trekka is MIA for a bit, so I’ve been instructed to tend to the garden for her. Feed the animals. Get the mail ya know.

Late night question here:

How easy do you think you are to live with?
And would your SO agree or disagree with your assessment?
If no SO, a good friend that knows you quite well.

Haha, I don't think anyone would say I'm easy to live with. I'm pretty agreeable, but don't leave crumbs in the butter or mix the towels with clothes in the wash.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

(if he puts the toilet paper roll on the holder in the right direction.. he's a keeper)

 

[SMNaughtywife]

As much as I'd like to buy into the PDQC, mostly I just mean I'm not always in the same mood. What works tonight may not tomorrow. Or maybe not in two weeks. I'd say I'm complex, but we all know that's not true.



Haha, I don't think anyone would say I'm easy to live with. I'm pretty agreeable, but don't leave crumbs in the butter or mix the towels with clothes in the wash.

Opens your refrigerator door, grabs the OJ and takes a drink right out of the carton.
Oh you saw that?!
Shit.
Sorry not sorry.

 

[QuietCanadian]

(if he puts the toilet paper roll on the holder in the right direction.. he's a keeper)

I can be agreeable here.

Opens your refrigerator door, grabs the OJ and takes a drink right out of the carton.
Oh you saw that?!
Shit.
Sorry not sorry.

Haha... Hey, this doesn't bother me. Just don't leave the crumbs, please.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

(if he puts the toilet paper roll on the holder in the right direction.. he's a keeper)

How about if he puts a few roles under the counter so when it’s empty I’m
not yelling “could someone please bring me a roll of TP please?”
That would make my day.

 

[tnman03]

(if he puts the toilet paper roll on the holder in the right direction.. he's a keeper)

You mean where it rolls down from the back so the cats can't play with it and leave an unrolled mess behind?

How about if he puts a few roles under the counter so when it’s empty I’m
not yelling “could someone please bring me a roll of TP please?”
That would make my day.

Yep, always leave extra rolls of TP handy in the bathroom. Otherwise, you'll have a rude surprise.

 

[numeniusa]

(if he puts the toilet paper roll on the holder in the right direction.. he's a keeper)

Not just me then? Phew. I have a BiL who puts it on the wrong way (IMHO). I always flip them in his house when I'm there. He does the same to me!

Opens your refrigerator door, grabs the OJ and takes a drink right out of the carton.
Oh you saw that?!
Shit.
Sorry not sorry.

He does that too, the BiL. Now that I couldn't live with. Yeuch...

I, on the other hand, am a dream to live with. Never do I ever have a tantrum because the dishwasher has been loaded incorrectly. Oh no.

 

[QuietCanadian]

I, on the other hand, am a dream to live with. Never do I ever have a tantrum because the dishwasher has been loaded incorrectly. Oh no.

Tell me more.

 

[Orchidea73]

I'm told I am very easy to live with. Which is funny cause as much as I love having people around, I absolutely love living alone. My ideal relationship with a man is that we both have our own separate apt/houses. #Goals

 

[Acktion]

I am so incredibly easy to live with. Just do everything my way and don't bother me when I am either busy or sleeping and you'll hardly even know I'm there.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I'm pretty chill, so I guess I'm easy to live with, however I do cherish my privacy and quiet time. I'm an introvert, so I need alone time to recharge.

Also, "over" is the right way to hang toilet paper, but I'm not going to die on that hill.

That's the way the toilet roll was patented, so you've got a hill to stand on.

 

[tnman03]

I'm pretty chill, so I guess I'm easy to live with, however I do cherish my privacy and quiet time. I'm an introvert, so I need alone time to recharge.

Also, "over" is the right way to hang toilet paper, but I'm not going to die on that hill.

lol... according to the patent print it's over, which is how I grew up into adulthood doing. But that changed after the first housecat that unrolled a new roll of tp.

https://i.imgur.com/KwmezLPl.jpg

 

[hotwords229_A]

I can’t believe this simple discussion has turned into a political debate.
You “Over” people are ruining our country.
The Supreme Court was created to interpret what our Founding Patenters intended and I believe it was Justice Charmin who penned the dissent on the 1891 ruling on proper toilet paper hanging.
In that dissent he clearly stated the reasons why hanging toilet paper should be a matter of personal choice, where every American should be free from the oppression of any government entity enforcing its tyrannical desires against a free and recently pooped people.

Remember, our Colonstution clearly states that toilet paper is of the butthole, by the butthole and for the butthole.

#hangfreeordie

 

[tnman03]

I can’t believe this simple discussion has turned into a political debate.
You “Over” people are ruining our country.
The Supreme Court was created to interpret what our Founding Patenters intended and I believe it was Justice Charmin who penned the dissent on the 1891 ruling on proper toilet paper hanging.
In that dissent he clearly stated the reasons why hanging toilet paper should be a matter of personal choice, where every American should be free from the oppression of any government entity enforcing its tyrannical desires against a free and recently pooped people.

Remember, our Colonstution clearly states that toilet paper is of the butthole, by the butthole and for the butthole.

#hangfreeordie

Grumbles from the mists over bog paper no less... Wowzers HW what with all that rambling on with what only ends up in the bog of unmentionable sewers or septic tanks in the end.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

HW- hell yes. Stir it up!

I’m might be the easiest person on the planet to live with.
Pretty certain on that.
If I didn’t pack the dishwasher and the dishes are clean - it’s a win-win in my book.
TP is in the bathroom somewhere- thank you baby Jesus.
Holy balls, someone ordered take out and it wasn’t me- no complaints ever.
I live in the chill zone 99.8% of the time.
Nothing really ruffles my feathers.
My husband would agree too.

And no, I don’t drink outta the OJ jug. Pinky swear.

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Alright. T minus 24hrs give or take for Thanksgiving hoopla festivities to start.
My family is staying put this year, so it’s 4 plus a GF tomorrow.
No Turkey bought, I’m thinking its a no go on a traditional meal.
Instead, grilling steaks and a few sides. Maybe a pumpkin pie, maybe.
I’m thinking more apple crisp with a homemade caramel sauce and ice cream for dessert.
Way better.

My question today is: Are you always about following tradition? When was the last time you decided to toss out said tradition and go on a whim for new and improved?

Bonus: is anyone else saying no go to a Turkey?