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filt

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Evening all,

Welcome to my thread, I apologise for the inevitable bumping I give this thread in the hope you make the leap and say hi!

2020 - what a year! Shame it’s not with a great deal of fond memories of numerous nights out or sun drenched foreign travel. Back in a second lockdown and it all seems a bit gloomy at the moment!

So, a little about me, whilst aesthetics are not the be all and end all but we are humans with a default setting to being curious. Without any further ado, a concise description about me; I’m 6’6, I believe my neuro function is still strong in spite of banging my head on countless things. Stocky and powerfully built, several years ago I had a series of life changing events and shed over 30% of my body weight, no I didn’t have surgery! Shaved brown hair, green eyes that are framed with glasses, large hands with long and thick probing fingers, powerful thighs, ridiculously huge feet. Yep, I’ve heard it - massive socks needed.

Home life isn’t not ideal for me. Not woe, no criticism and, in time, I would happily divulge the more personal elements if you’re curious. I love dogs, sucker for a sob story where they’re concerned, I can’t get any more though! I have become a bit of an endorphin junkie and love to exercise (genuinely, I used to just love sitting on my backside and eating things that were tasty, slutty and bad for me but it makes for a short life). It’s a great escape, release and it does me some good. If the ten year ago me could read this, he wouldn’t have seen it coming!

I love sports, don’t worry if it’s not your bag I’m not going to bore you with my sporting views and opinions, I keep abreast (ooh er) of news, life and I’m capable of holding adult conversation on a myriad of topics!

So, what do I seek? The $1,000,000 question. I am looking for someone to share a slice of life with. Tell me a out your day, desires, secrets (when you’re comfortable, naturally) Lit’s see where it takes us. This site isn’t the most user friendly at times, if we ended up messaging on a platform away from here that was mutually workable then great. From there, no pressure. What happens, happens. Bonus points if you’re based in the uk or Europe. No xenophobia here, just if you’re scoffing you’re cornflakes when I’m eating my dinner then all we will see is the inside of our eyelids than each other!

Well, words spewed, a slice of my soul bared, if you’ve read this much I’m impressed! Thanks for reading, I hope to hear from you and if you read and choose to walk on by then have a great weekend.
 
Go on, take the plunge, I don’t bite unless asked. What’s the worst that can happen?

It’s better to regrets the things we did than the things we didn’t.
 
Hello there!! I love this intro. It's so nice to have conversational skills. I will admit that I'm in the states tho, boooo. Hopefully that's not a dealbreaker.
 
Hello there!! I love this intro. It's so nice to have conversational skills. I will admit that I'm in the states tho, boooo. Hopefully that's not a dealbreaker.

Thank you for the reply and the kind words, nice to be noticed! Being on the other side of the Atlantic is not a deal breaker at all! It’s just a case of working out the time differences and if our schedules, intertwined with that difference, can work out!
 
Giving this a bump on the off chance the right person is reading at the right time. Come and say hi, tell me a little about you and let us see if we have common ground.
 
I love this post but I’m in Chile 😕
Giving this a bump on the off chance the right person is reading at the right time. Come and say hi, tell me a little about you and let us see if we have common ground.
 
I love this post but I’m in Chile 😕

I wouldn’t say your location is an issue. It’s just easier, as I’m sure you’ll agree, When time zones are not a factor.

Glad you liked the post and I hope you’re finding plenty of entertainment here.
 
Hi filt, I love a man who can hold an adult conversation so I'm taking the leap! I confess, I also love the description of your hands 😉
I'm in not so sunny Dorset, right by the sea, 44, dark curly hair, 5'6, with a penchant for a good story. Interested?
 
Bumping

Evening all,

Welcome to my thread, I apologise for the inevitable bumping I give this thread in the hope you make the leap and say hi!

2020 - what a year! Shame it’s not with a great deal of fond memories of numerous nights out or sun drenched foreign travel. Back in a second lockdown and it all seems a bit gloomy at the moment!

So, a little about me, whilst aesthetics are not the be all and end all but we are humans with a default setting to being curious. Without any further ado, a concise description about me; I’m 6’6, I believe my neuro function is still strong in spite of banging my head on countless things. Stocky and powerfully built, several years ago I had a series of life changing events and shed over 30% of my body weight, no I didn’t have surgery! Shaved brown hair, green eyes that are framed with glasses, large hands with long and thick probing fingers, powerful thighs, ridiculously huge feet. Yep, I’ve heard it - massive socks needed.

Home life isn’t not ideal for me. Not woe, no criticism and, in time, I would happily divulge the more personal elements if you’re curious. I love dogs, sucker for a sob story where they’re concerned, I can’t get any more though! I have become a bit of an endorphin junkie and love to exercise (genuinely, I used to just love sitting on my backside and eating things that were tasty, slutty and bad for me but it makes for a short life). It’s a great escape, release and it does me some good. If the ten year ago me could read this, he wouldn’t have seen it coming!

I love sports, don’t worry if it’s not your bag I’m not going to bore you with my sporting views and opinions, I keep abreast (ooh er) of news, life and I’m capable of holding adult conversation on a myriad of topics!

So, what do I seek? The $1,000,000 question. I am looking for someone to share a slice of life with. Tell me a out your day, desires, secrets (when you’re comfortable, naturally) Lit’s see where it takes us. This site isn’t the most user friendly at times, if we ended up messaging on a platform away from here that was mutually workable then great. From there, no pressure. What happens, happens. Bonus points if you’re based in the uk or Europe. No xenophobia here, just if you’re scoffing you’re cornflakes when I’m eating my dinner then all we will see is the inside of our eyelids than each other!

Well, words spewed, a slice of my soul bared, if you’ve read this much I’m impressed! Thanks for reading, I hope to hear from you and if you read and choose to walk on by then have a great weekend.

Hi, I think you made all the Lit Ladies heart skip a beat with the description of those long, probing fingers. ❤️

Bumping your delicious ad! 💋

Jenai
 
Evening all,

Welcome to my thread, I apologise for the inevitable bumping I give this thread in the hope you make the leap and say hi!

2020 - what a year! Shame it’s not with a great deal of fond memories of numerous nights out or sun drenched foreign travel. Back in a second lockdown and it all seems a bit gloomy at the moment!

So, a little about me, whilst aesthetics are not the be all and end all but we are humans with a default setting to being curious. Without any further ado, a concise description about me; I’m 6’6, I believe my neuro function is still strong in spite of banging my head on countless things. Stocky and powerfully built, several years ago I had a series of life changing events and shed over 30% of my body weight, no I didn’t have surgery! Shaved brown hair, green eyes that are framed with glasses, large hands with long and thick probing fingers, powerful thighs, ridiculously huge feet. Yep, I’ve heard it - massive socks needed.

Home life isn’t not ideal for me. Not woe, no criticism and, in time, I would happily divulge the more personal elements if you’re curious. I love dogs, sucker for a sob story where they’re concerned, I can’t get any more though! I have become a bit of an endorphin junkie and love to exercise (genuinely, I used to just love sitting on my backside and eating things that were tasty, slutty and bad for me but it makes for a short life). It’s a great escape, release and it does me some good. If the ten year ago me could read this, he wouldn’t have seen it coming!

I love sports, don’t worry if it’s not your bag I’m not going to bore you with my sporting views and opinions, I keep abreast (ooh er) of news, life and I’m capable of holding adult conversation on a myriad of topics!

So, what do I seek? The $1,000,000 question. I am looking for someone to share a slice of life with. Tell me a out your day, desires, secrets (when you’re comfortable, naturally) Lit’s see where it takes us. This site isn’t the most user friendly at times, if we ended up messaging on a platform away from here that was mutually workable then great. From there, no pressure. What happens, happens. Bonus points if you’re based in the uk or Europe. No xenophobia here, just if you’re scoffing you’re cornflakes when I’m eating my dinner then all we will see is the inside of our eyelids than each other!

Well, words spewed, a slice of my soul bared, if you’ve read this much I’m impressed! Thanks for reading, I hope to hear from you and if you read and choose to walk on by then have a great weekend.

Hi Filt - Seconding a bump! Great intro. Loves dogs, endorphins, and has powerful thighs ladies!
 
Hi filt, I love a man who can hold an adult conversation so I'm taking the leap! I confess, I also love the description of your hands 😉
I'm in not so sunny Dorset, right by the sea, 44, dark curly hair, 5'6, with a penchant for a good story. Interested?

I can certainly hold an adult conversation. Speaking of holding, the hands are a tremendous help 😉

Hi, I think you made all the Lit Ladies heart skip a beat with the description of those long, probing fingers. ❤️

Bumping your delicious ad! 💋

Jenai

Jenai, thank you for the kind words 😊

Hi Filt - Seconding a bump! Great intro. Loves dogs, endorphins, and has powerful thighs ladies!

Massive thank you for the bump too! It’s nice to see the words get some acknowledgement.

If you’re thinking of saying hello, let’s have a chat and see what follows.
 
Giving this thread a dusting down.

If you’re on the fence, get down and avoid the splinters in your backside.

Time zone isn’t a deal breaker if you think we might be around at some similar times. Have a great day/ evening and hope to hear from you soon!

Also, thank you to all the people that said hi or said nice things in the thread. Appreciate it a lot.
 
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My conversational skills are unparalleled. :) Wishing you a very happy holiday season, and I hope Santa brings you everything on your list.
 
My conversational skills are unparalleled. :) Wishing you a very happy holiday season, and I hope Santa brings you everything on your list.

Thank you Empress, you’re a rarity if your conversation skills are unparalleled. Thanks for the thread bump and have a great holiday season too 😊
 
One last roll of the dice, hopefully some of you chatty lot are around this holiday period.
 
Merry Christmas all of you who took the time to read this or if you chose to reply. Here is to a better 2021, it can’t be worse, can it?!?
 
Merry Christmas all of you who took the time to read this or if you chose to reply. Here is to a better 2021, it can’t be worse, can it?!?

Don't say that, you'll jinx us! Merry Christmas lovely, hope you find someone soon :)
 
Don't say that, you'll jinx us! Merry Christmas lovely, hope you find someone soon :)

If I jinx it so next year is worse that would be quite spectacular!

Thank you, I hope you have a nice day in spite of the restrictions upon us.

Merry Christmas all. Certainly going to be very different for all us.
 
Merry Christmas all of you who took the time to read this or if you chose to reply. Here is to a better 2021, it can’t be worse, can it?!?

And here my wishes to you too, filt, for better luck in your search in 2021.
 
And here my wishes to you too, filt, for better luck in your search in 2021.

Most kind, thank you very much. Hope you had a good Christmas and 2021 is good for you.
 
Bringing it back to the front page - always nice to cross paths with people capable of stimulating body and mind.
 
Bringing it back to the front page - always nice to cross paths with people capable of stimulating body and mind.

I hope for you quite seriously, filt, that such women still do exist on the LitPersonals. My own luck started to turn only, when a very sweet woman I had begun to engage with two and one half years ago, sent me friendly Christmas greetings. And we are now back together again once more.

Have you considered reviving something out of your better-luck past?
 
I hope for you quite seriously, filt, that such women still do exist on the LitPersonals. My own luck started to turn only, when a very sweet woman I had begun to engage with two and one half years ago, sent me friendly Christmas greetings. And we are now back together again once more.

Have you considered reviving something out of your better-luck past?

Thanks mister!

I have had some joy recently, a remarkable lady who I switch emails with but, alas, work and life restrains coupled with time zone differentials mean I have an abundance of time on my hands.

I have contemplated returning to past strong connections. I have actually met two incredibly ladies here but their circumstances changed - the first had her home life change and met a new man in the real world, which is awesome, we stay in touch still as friends and the other moved to the other side of the Atlantic (that damn ocean owes me big time). So those avenues are firmly shut as it stands.

I am delighted you have found a renewed connection. Best of luck to you and thanks again for your goodwill and kind words.
 
I am not sure if I will gain reply, nor who remains given my Lit exile has been long but my Christmas is quiet, I have time and I might make a new friend.

Then again, I might not so I’ll go and lurk in the shadows again 😊
 
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