Conundrum for the Kinky

[aussiegeekygal]

Today at my local thrift store I was perusing the cushions when I came across a liberator wedge for sale. As much as I have really wanted to try one out and the fact that it was priced at $5 I can't help but pause and wonder if I could bring myself to buy it and use it.

But- five bucks and I'm pretty sure i could clean it up.

But but, it's probably used.

Help! Playgrounders!

What would you do?

 

[Mrtenant]

Today at my local thrift store I was perusing the cushions when I came across a liberator wedge for sale. As much as I have really wanted to try one out and the fact that it was priced at $5 I can't help but pause and wonder if I could bring myself to buy it and use it.

But- five bucks and I'm pretty sure i could clean it up.

But but, it's probably used.

Help! Playgrounders!

What would you do?

Wear it proudly. In public. Taking lots of selfies. With those cardboard movie characters you see in movie theatres as a background.

 

[Booboobear84]

Today at my local thrift store I was perusing the cushions when I came across a liberator wedge for sale. As much as I have really wanted to try one out and the fact that it was priced at $5 I can't help but pause and wonder if I could bring myself to buy it and use it.

But- five bucks and I'm pretty sure i could clean it up.

But but, it's probably used.

Help! Playgrounders!

What would you do?

No clue what this is. That said, given the value of your time, I would spend the 5 bucks, and decide later.

 

[tnman03]

Today at my local thrift store I was perusing the cushions when I came across a liberator wedge for sale. As much as I have really wanted to try one out and the fact that it was priced at $5 I can't help but pause and wonder if I could bring myself to buy it and use it.

But- five bucks and I'm pretty sure i could clean it up.

But but, it's probably used.

Help! Playgrounders!

What would you do?

OK...I'm only laughing just a little bit...

 

[Chillygirl]

There’s not enough Lysol

 

[barefootgirl69]

Today at my local thrift store I was perusing the cushions when I came across a liberator wedge for sale. As much as I have really wanted to try one out and the fact that it was priced at $5 I can't help but pause and wonder if I could bring myself to buy it and use it.

But- five bucks and I'm pretty sure i could clean it up.

But but, it's probably used.

Help! Playgrounders!

What would you do?

If someone was selling it, they probably didn't use it much.

 

[mulehead61]

Could I give it a test drive?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

If someone was selling it, they probably didn't use it much.

It was donated to a Goodwill/Salvation Army kind of resale shop.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Wear it proudly. In public. Taking lots of selfies. With those cardboard movie characters you see in movie theatres as a background.

I would buy it and ship it to you in exchange for said photographs

OK...I'm only laughing just a little bit...

I'm glad you find it funny. I'm so pregnant that I'm rationally irrational right now

There’s not enough Lysol

Thank you for the vote of reason. I just had a very graphic visual come to mind if bodily fluids...

Could I give it a test drive?

As soon as Mrtenant returns it with said photographs.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Ok, so I googled "Used Sex Furniture" and this is what came up.

I'm dying!

Ps- I'm not going to LittleSister you. It's a NSFW but you are on lit kinda link. No porn.

 

[mulehead61]

Ok, so I googled "Used Sex Furniture" and this is what came up.

I'm dying!

Ps- I'm not going to LittleSister you. It's a NSFW but you are on lit kinda link. No porn.

Interesting...but Christians do have sex. The Duggar’s had what? 19 kids??

 

[MrPractical]

Today at my local thrift store I was perusing the cushions when I came across a liberator wedge for sale. As much as I have really wanted to try one out and the fact that it was priced at $5 I can't help but pause and wonder if I could bring myself to buy it and use it.

But- five bucks and I'm pretty sure i could clean it up.

But but, it's probably used.

Help! Playgrounders!

What would you do?

Used?...I would have to pass. I would have more fun breaking a new one

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Interesting...but Christians do have sex. The Duggar’s had what? 19 kids??

Oh, I know- just that the Google algorithm gives me that when I ask for used sex furniture is all

 

[SassySheDevil]

Ok, so I googled "Used Sex Furniture" and this is what came up.

I'm dying!

Ps- I'm not going to LittleSister you. It's a NSFW but you are on lit kinda link. No porn.

Oh God. I can't stop laughing at the sex toy mounted furniture.

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

There isn't a font big enough for the "NO" in my head right now.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Used?...I would have to pass. I would have more fun breaking a new one

I hear you. I also cannot shake the "deal is a deal" voice

Oh God. I can't stop laughing at the sex toy mounted furniture.

I definitely noticed that, too.
For Christmas

There isn't a font big enough for the "NO" in my head right now.

NO

https://64.media.tumblr.com/46b4087ea79b6c364061e397a801395d/tumblr_pn0a81Swj61r2pp2to1_250.gifv

 

[MrPractical]

Right?

In my mind money isn't the object when it comes to breaking in new toys.

That would sound sexy if I had an Aussie accent...

 

[mulehead61]

Did you see the Gum Job oral sex candy teeth covers? Lmao...

 

[snap16]

If someone was selling it, they probably didn't use it much.

I agree. It was probably a bachelorette gift that some prude kept in the closet.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Did you see the Gum Job oral sex candy teeth covers? Lmao...

Oh, I did

 

[barefootgirl69]

Ok, so I googled "Used Sex Furniture" and this is what came up.

I'm dying!

Ps- I'm not going to LittleSister you. It's a NSFW but you are on lit kinda link. No porn.

Those prices! Is it made of gold?

Does the cover come off? I'd trim some shower curtain to wrap the wedge and wash the cover to put back on.

I mean, we do sleep in hotels on sheets that were laundered, but still someone had sex on them.

 

[tnman03]

Well when you take a moment to think about what's probably gone on with the pillows you've slept on at a hotel or resort...

Pillow covers and washable pillows... but really...

 

[mulehead61]

Oh, I did

I guess that’s to prevent teeth nipping?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I must admit, I'm loving the "Christian friendly" usage instructions that accompany most of these products.

 

[MrPractical]

Those prices! Is it made of gold?

Does the cover come off? I'd trim some shower curtain to wrap the wedge and wash the cover to put back on.

I mean, we do sleep in hotels on sheets that were laundered, but still someone had sex on them.

Sex on Motel Sheets?....ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

LOL