Erotiquette?

[TheYoungGentleman]

Hello fellow Playgrounders. It is I... T.Y.G.

I thought of a little game/discussion some might want to indulge.

Simply: What are the social rules around ones sex life one needs to follow in person? online? over text?

Some primers for discussion/rewriting:

Guys should always carry a condom.
Long distance relationships are hard, give your partner some grace.
Asking for a nude should be a dating only action.
Dick pics are never welcome unsolicited.
Girls who wear collars need to be naked when their man comes home.

And if this dilutes into a game of funny rules we all come up with...well...I fucking love that.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I should say that, in proper society, it can only be deemed acceptable for a man to be fully erect when in the presence of a unclad woman of the nude variety. To be otherwise would be simply scandalous.

 

[BongoGal]

Guys should always carry a condom.

In college, I typically carried at least five condoms in my purse. If guys had condoms with them, they were probably old and been stuck in a wallet for who knows how long.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

In college, I typically carried at least five condoms in my purse. If guys had condoms with them, they were probably old and been stuck in a wallet for who knows how long.

Nods.

And lube. Please don't take it personally when we whip it out so we can go for thirds.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Asking permission is actually really sexy.

I remember the first time a guy asked if he could kiss me. I was so aroused by the whole situation.

 

[MissMandy86]

Asking permission is actually really sexy.

I remember the first time a guy asked if he could kiss me. I was so aroused by the whole situation.

Its so hot when a guy asks

 

[BongoGal]

Asking permission is actually really sexy.

A guy and I once parodied the college guidelines going around concerning asking permission at every step of sexual interaction. It was amusing, but it also managed to be hot. "May I lick your vagina?" "Yes, please."

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Asking permission is actually really sexy.

I remember the first time a guy asked if he could kiss me. I was so aroused by the whole situation.

I tried this today but was only granted a single minute of tongue swapping. I had to give up part of my dessert to get an additional minute.

 

[ef_oh_ex]

a comfortable set

of cuffs should be de rigueur for the second date.

Oh and I absolutely agree with the condom and lubricant comments too.
But the woman should have the lube in her purse: I don't have seem to have
enough pockets anyway, and bulges in the wrong places do nothing for my look j/s.

 

[ef_oh_ex]

I tried this today but was only granted a single minute of tongue swapping. I had to give up part of my dessert to get an additional minute.

if you get to have seconds on "dessert" next time, it's more than a fair trade in my book.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I tried this today but was only granted a single minute of tongue swapping. I had to give up part of my dessert to get an additional minute.

Is this a complaint?

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Is this a complaint?

I know better than to complain. She'd likely break my arm.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Be graceful when you are told no.

Don't share photos sent to you in confidence.

Personally, I'm ok if you hold on to them after the relationship ends. If I trusted you enough with them in the first place you can refer to them whenever the mood strikes.

 

[TheYoungGentleman]

Ask before groping a woman's breasts in public.

Asking your neighbor for a cup of milk is not grounds to start an adult breastfeeding relationship.

Cum is not a standard garnish for desserts.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Ask before groping a woman's breasts in public.

Asking your neighbor for a cup of milk is not grounds to start an adult breastfeeding relationship.

Cum is not a standard garnish for desserts.

 

[TheYoungGentleman]

No that dress does not make you look fat, it makes you look dressed and I don't like that.

Firefighting makes you look 100 times hotter...sometimes literally.

No, fucking the plumber is not equitable to actually paying for a skilled service.

 

[TheYoungGentleman]

Is it 'horny' or 'horney'?

 

[Ranger3753]

Is it 'horny' or 'horney'?

Horney is not a real word.

 

[TheYoungGentleman]

Horney is not a real word.

Ah...please check your unabridged dictionary.

 

[islandjoe2]

During sex, each party gets to choose at least one position.

If the discussion on positions results in a stalemate, a decision will be finalized through a best-of-three rock-paper-scissors.

Remember that expression from preschool "You get what you get and you don't throw a fit"?..... Same here.