As a 25 year old, what is the best way to meet and hook up with MILFs?

[YoWhatsGood]

Where can I even meet them? I’m not exactly the most attractive person in the world but I’m always working on it, but how do I attract MILFs? What interests women in their 40s?

 

[FL30]

Where can I even meet them? I’m not exactly the most attractive person in the world but I’m always working on it, but how do I attract MILFs? What interests women in their 40s?

If you don't know, then you're an idiot troll just pulling people's fingers

 

[YoWhatsGood]

If you don't know, then you're an idiot troll just pulling people's fingers

I genuinely don’t know and I’m genuinely not trolling

 

[Islander55]

If this was a normal year, you could hit the gym or take up some activity that mature ladies enjoy. Hiking with a group is a good one.

 

[YoWhatsGood]

If this was a normal year, you could hit the gym or take up some activity that mature ladies enjoy. Hiking with a group is a good one.

But how do I actually make them attracted to me? Do women in their 40s like younger guys?

 

[OldJourno]

Posting a picture of your dick always gets a strong response on this board.

 

[YoWhatsGood]

Posting a picture of your dick always gets a strong response on this board.

I’ve actually already done that a couple times

 

[rae121452]

have a big dick, like to eat pussy, be submissive. also, don' talk about your needs, just ask how you can get them off. doesn't sound so attractive now, does it?

 

[TarnishedPenny]

OMG. Look, i hate to say it this way, but it is no different than meeting girls your own age. The basic question has been asked by every 14-year-old boy since the species climbed down out of a tree.

First off, you say you “aren’t exactly the most attractive person In the world.” Start there. If your are obese, go on a diet and start working out. If your personal hygiene sucks, starts taking regular showers. Find a decent barber. Buy your clothes somewhere other than Good Will. The first step ain’t rocket science, but get it down before you inflict yourself on your XX targets.

Now it’s research time. Where in your area do women go? Ain’t gonna tell you, ‘cause that would reduce your own effectiveness. Women aren’t locked up after 1700. Some do stay home, but many go out. Where?

Figure it out, dude. Look on local women’s blogs to see what’s recommended, what female-oriented events are going on.

Get a dog and talk it. Dogs are furry excuses to talk.

Take ballet lessons - 5X more women than men. So you can’t dance? You’ll learn and, even if not, you’ll meet women. Some of them will be, as you so charmingly put it, MILFs.

Do community volunteer work. Women volunteer more than men, ergo there are more girls than boys. Volunteer for a political party. Volunteer to drop off groceries to the elderly. They won’t be what you’re looking for, but they’ll have daughters and friends. Social networking is a force multiplier.

Go shopping in a high-scale clothing store and tell passing women you’re trying to upgrade your wardrobe and which jacket looks better on you? If they help, offer to buy them a coffee to say thanks.

Book clubs, garden clubs. Knitting classes! Cooking classes. Dog obedience classes.

 

[dolf]

But how do I actually make them attracted to me? Do women in their 40s like younger guys?

You have to be trolling. Nobody over the age of 15 should still think this way.

 

[FataMorgana]

Yep. If you want an older woman lurk around knitting classes.

 

[CarlyAnn]

Hang around in Supermarket parking lots at 3:00 AM while wearing a mask. I'm sure that'll get you some "MILF tail".

 

[Saint Peter]

You have to be trolling. Nobody over the age of 15 should still think this way.

You plié.
I will pirouette.

Yep. If you want an older woman lurk around knitting classes.

You dropped your yarn.

 

[FataMorgana]

You plié.
I will pirouette.



You dropped your yarn.

I can't knit.

 

[Saint Peter]

I can't knit.

Can you sit and spin? Can you slop the sheep?

 

[dolf]

Sheep shouldn't slop. The pasture is probably too rich.

 

[rockcasbah]

Where can I even meet them? I’m not exactly the most attractive person in the world but I’m always working on it, but how do I attract MILFs? What interests women in their 40s?

Dolf’s plaything is the son of her friend... so check out your mom’s friends.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Yep. If you want an older woman lurk around knitting classes.

Meet me behind the yarn balls?

 

[oneblueye]

hey ...

Where can I even meet them? I’m not exactly the most attractive person in the world but I’m always working on it, but how do I attract MILFs? What interests women in their 40s?

just like 'HUNTING' ANYTHING else in the world,
understand the needs of your quarry...

They need food, water (or other safe drinkable fluids) and shelter.

They are creatures of habit so pay attention to their 'game trails'.

And since they are more than 70% water remember they act JUST LIKE WATER, in that they are always trying to find their own level or place of comfort and ALMOST ALWAYS without EXCEPTION THEY TAKE THE PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE ...
(or the biggest dick.)

 

[SpeareChucker]

He came here to get MILF replies...





Good Lord, but we are a dated crew;

most of our born-on dates

are about to expire.

 

[YoWhatsGood]

You have to be trolling. Nobody over the age of 15 should still think this way.

Why? Being sincere

 

[YoWhatsGood]

He came here to get MILF replies...





Good Lord, but we are a dated crew;

most of our born-on dates

are about to expire.

I don’t think there are any milfs on here unfortunately

 

[Rotadom]

Don't use phrases like, "Yo, what's good?"

 

[YoWhatsGood]

Don't use phrases like, "Yo, what's good?"

Lol I promise I’ve never said that in real life, it’s just a username

 

[rockcasbah]

There must be lots of other threads here with tips for 25 year old men to have sex with Miles?