ohverbatum7
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And there is no manly way to throw ping pong balls.
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Yeah that sucks that women even have that problem. I think those guys do it simply for the satisfaction of showing off their dicks...thinking that the woman on the other end will somehow become flustered and 'taken by sexual craving' for them.
I was on another sexual forum, and invited a female coworker to it after she made some comments that she wasn't shy about showing off her assets. We used to have conversations at work and on the forums about how many times guys would message her with a picture and some dumb shit like, "Yo bitch you want this cock?" Talk about class!
I think it's funny that you flipped those tables, nice touch.
Um.
I uh, that is, well...
I may need a little alone time myself now.
Thanks Justa.
By the way, I had forgotten how much fun your showers are. (And, I have heard your voice before and I always enjoy you reading).
Then stay bent over with that beautiful ass in the air. I'll give you all the fucks until there's no fucks left to give.![]()
It's actually really funny how that goes. I have only met a few men, surprisingly while I was in the service, that really took that holier than thou attitude to heart. Lived and breathed it. They were ultra religious though. And when I say they took it to heart, I can honestly say that they lived a strict set of rules and didn't stray from it, so at least they weren't being hypocrites. Certainly uptight and I'm sure punished themselves for dirty thoughts that crept into their mind. Very odd. But I am surprised that anyone that is on these boards would be so judgmental. There are definitely lines, but, for the most part, coming here for whatever they're looking for and being angry at others is pretty laughable.
As for the picture, for the sake of saving the other men on here who are not brave enough to speak out against your sinful, harassing photographs, I would be happy to assist you in your search. I shall be Daniel, bravely facing the lion. Just know, you are not degrading me in this. I'm taking my power back by choosing to take part. hahaha
As for lit, I find random dick pics from complete strangers totally benign, and actually enjoy it because I get to send bizarre, creepy, and disturbing images back and it amuses me so.
Newbie: sends a dick pic (probably not even his, sigh)
me: sends raw meatloaf baby
Newbie: whut
me: sends cooked meatloaf baby
Newbie: why are you sending me that?
me: sends baby vagina cake
Newbie: Stop
me: sends baby demon vagina cake
newbie: seriously stop, why the fuck are you send me this shit
me: dick riding a bicycle.
It makes me laugh every time.
Well some interpretation may be because of societal norms. Americans are repressive of nudity, however, we are also appreciating the fact that it is fucking stupid that you can go around topless and I can't because my tits aren't hairy or something. It can't just be body fat because I have seen some men with some solid cup sizes. There is also the innate fact that men are simply stronger than women, we are more likely to be victimized, thus many facts and rules for our protection are instilled at a young age, where as men and not taught the same about women. Society may have made me biased and might have colored my interpretation of the occasions where I viewed a negative motivation rather than a light, all fun and games motivation. I don't think so though, as I have viewed many random exposures from strange men with amusement and not annoyance.
As for lit, I find random dick pics from complete strangers totally benign, and actually enjoy it because I get to send bizarre, creepy, and disturbing images back and it amuses me so.
Newbie: sends a dick pic (probably not even his, sigh)
me: sends raw meatloaf baby
Newbie: whut
me: sends cooked meatloaf baby
Newbie: why are you sending me that?
me: sends baby vagina cake
Newbie: Stop
me: sends baby demon vagina cake
newbie: seriously stop, why the fuck are you send me this shit
me: dick riding a bicycle.
Yes, why would you be a straight man, coming to an erotic site, to throw shade at women for being on an erotic site. It is weird, thus you understand my motivation in trying to trigger them more.
But but, I really wanted to degrade you with images of my nudity and the vulgar things I may do. You are no fun.
Is this guy serious???![]()
The last time I got laid was New Year’s Eve. From January 1st through April, either life got in the way or the housemates were home (and we’re loud), and then in April we got sick. I’m afraid I would pass out during sex right now with how easily I get winded.
mmmm, now I am curious what all you might be hidingYou can have anything you find in my lap...![]()
well it is two videos though. the finger one at lunch, and the vibrator one in the afternoon. The vibrator one didn't go quite as intended though, I didn't notice part way through I shifted my angle of play. It happens. I still had fun.I do like choices, but had difficulty in deciding this morning, so both read and listened... Wonderful words my friend, very sexy and teasing... and I do hope that you choose to reward all your faithful fans with that movie on Monday...![]()
Do you feel the benefit for trying all those "minor perversions"? one thing is certain you can never claw back those days of blissful innocence. It is a slippery slope, and my bum got burned on the way down.
lol. my ping pong balls just don't shoot with gusto or vigor or force.And there is no manly way to throw ping pong balls.
I thought I had heard your voice before, I must be mistaken as I never imagined it would be so deep, or were you using your lower register, and as you use many street words It is really refined, and warm.
well, you could ask her to do all the work, just saying. It might even be fun for her to have complete control.
mmmm, now I am curious what all you might be hiding
well it is two videos though. the finger one at lunch, and the vibrator one in the afternoon. The vibrator one didn't go quite as intended though, I didn't notice part way through I shifted my angle of play. It happens. I still had fun.
I am grateful for any new life experience. Even it I get burned a little. Another scar, another lesson, another memory.
lol. my ping pong balls just don't shoot with gusto or vigor or force.
I am sure you have heard my voice before, but I have no doubt my tone changes. From my mood to just my environment. I was hiding and trying to keep my volume lower. But thank you. I do indeed have a warmer, happier, upbeat voice I am told
I'm incredibly serious! I'm tired of being disrespected by the women on this site and your harlot ways!
*To RedRaven and RedRaven only*
I'm being facetious... I'm bored and joking around. If this bullshit gets me some Just Another pictures in my inbox, I'd be an incredibly happy man Hahaha Also, love your thread. Incredibly beautiful...
*End of only to RedRaven*
So stop flaunting that shit! You're going to hell and I'm not willing to go with you!
Ah ok. I thought so, but people are strange and some are crazy. I'm glad you aren't either! And thank you!
I mean, I'm strange, but I'm not a maniac... You ladies are the absolute best and who could resist enjoying the show you grace us with, unless you're an insane bible thumper? Even they have to enjoy at least in private.
Lol true. We are fan-fucking-tastic!!!!![]()
Ahh the old reverse psychology angle. Interesting tactic.
well, you could ask her to do all the work, just saying. It might even be fun for her to have complete control.
This made my Sunday evening! I laughed so much and hard that tears came out.
I don't disagree with your interpretation. Hell, I'm overweight and I'm fairly sure 9 out of 10 women are glad for clothing rules and norms when it comes to seeing me nude lol. I've always thought that if women were allowed to be bare chested, the crazies would be less likely to sexually assault. Maybe I'm wrong, but who knows?
Again, I like that approach. If I still had my Facebook account, I'd send you a pic of some meatloafs shaped like boobs that my wife made me. You would have my permission to send them to any dude you wanted! They had indentations for aerolas, and little nipples and all.
Shit... I should've just shut the fuck up. Let's try this...
This is disgusting and I find your photographs insulting. I'm not just a piece of meat that you can disrespect by showing me your body against my will and expect me to be turned on. No self respecting man wants your unsolicited tit and ass pictures. I come here for stimulating conversation, not to be forced to stare at your giant rack! Have some respect for me and yourself!
Is this guy serious???![]()
I guess i have no self respect then, cuz you can carpet bomb me with unsolicited tits, ass and pussy pics and I'll be happy as a clam.
I'm incredibly serious! I'm tired of being disrespected by the women on this site and your harlot ways!
*To RedRaven and RedRaven only*
I'm being facetious... I'm bored and joking around. If this bullshit gets me some Just Another pictures in my inbox, I'd be an incredibly happy man Hahaha Also, love your thread. Incredibly beautiful...
*End of only to RedRaven*
So stop flaunting that shit! You're going to hell and I'm not willing to go with you!
haha. I love the fact even as they question why I am sending them random images, they do not draw the parallel that they started it by sending me a random image
maybe someday there will be a study. Meatloaf titties. Your wife sounds cool as shit.
oh now I shall have to create something fittingly insulting and disrespectful featuring one giant part of my rack.
haha, no. There are a few nuances at play here. first, I am sarcastic with a twisted sense of humor. second, I like men who tease and toy with me in ways most women would find a bit insulting, and I am often made uncomfortable by things most women eat up (such as I prefer to not get too many emotions on me). third, I am prone to using bizarre humor in imagery to make my point. Such as the above how a random dick pic equals random creepy food products. If I am calling you a bible thumping asshole, I might just try to trigger you by sending you some vulgar hedonistic gif involving a religious symbol and my asshole. I am not sure that plan is working quite as I intended. He is just trying to see what creative way I will display how much of a harlot I can be that involves my giant rack and an implication that I might be calling him an asshole.
You are not the first woman to misread the intentions of a man talking to me. I often lament about how hard it actually is to be a highly active ampics voyeur. If you play it safe, it comes across as telling every chick the same canned platitudes. However, if you adapt to their personality, you may be saying something rather vulgar to one, sweet to another, calling one a slut, discussing another's cunt, and it can be misinterpreted by observers who may mistakenly judge them. Even worse, you can read a woman wrong, and call the wrong one a slut, and she flips her shit.
The truth is, in my experience, the real assholes have less than 10 comments to their name, what comments they do have are creepy in the personal section, and they don't have the balls to insult you in public so it comes in PMs. All the rest is just how people play, different strokes for different folks, and backstories unknown to most.
Don't I know it. Your lack of self respect when it comes to my ass, tits and cunt is one of your best features.
hehe. look at me getting you into an awkward situation that tops my own innate awkwardness . My work here today has been more productive than I could have imagined.
oh now I shall have to create something fittingly insulting and disrespectful featuring one giant part of my rack.
haha, no. There are a few nuances at play here. first, I am sarcastic with a twisted sense of humor. second, I like men who tease and toy with me in ways most women would find a bit insulting, and I am often made uncomfortable by things most women eat up (such as I prefer to not get too many emotions on me). third, I am prone to using bizarre humor in imagery to make my point. Such as the above how a random dick pic equals random creepy food products. If I am calling you a bible thumping asshole, I might just try to trigger you by sending you some vulgar hedonistic gif involving a religious symbol and my asshole. I am not sure that plan is working quite as I intended. He is just trying to see what creative way I will display how much of a harlot I can be that involves my giant rack and an implication that I might be calling him an asshole.
You are not the first woman to misread the intentions of a man talking to me. I often lament about how hard it actually is to be a highly active ampics voyeur. If you play it safe, it comes across as telling every chick the same canned platitudes. However, if you adapt to their personality, you may be saying something rather vulgar to one, sweet to another, calling one a slut, discussing another's cunt, and it can be misinterpreted by observers who may mistakenly judge them. Even worse, you can read a woman wrong, and call the wrong one a slut, and she flips her shit.
The truth is, in my experience, the real assholes have less than 10 comments to their name, what comments they do have are creepy in the personal section, and they don't have the balls to insult you in public so it comes in PMs. All the rest is just how people play, different strokes for different folks, and backstories unknown to most.
hehe. look at me getting you into an awkward situation that tops my own innate awkwardness . My work here today has been more productive than I could have imagined.
And the award for most awkward moment of the day goes to: REDRAVEN13!!!!!
And the award for most awkward moment of the day goes to: REDRAVEN13!!!!!
Lol. Ok but who's going to see?That's fine. Taking your clothes off will surely make up for it.![]()
Lol ok. I look forward to itRedRaven13, Don't worry, I'll find you a suitable award hahaha