Justanother superfluous sequel. Move along, nothing to see.

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Yummy!!!

And now I wonder why all the female coworkers are all nice and happy during the afternoon video meetings.

Well, it is more fun when those afternoon meetings aren't via video.

I'm also in IT; a little more jackass of all trades. Network, IA, Imaging, Asset management, the list never ends it seems.

Hoping to see more from you! Feel free to message if you ever need another IT nerd to bullshit with. I may be just another on-looker for your thread, but if you need to bitch about your day, at least I'll know what you're talking about!

lol. yeah, pretty much, other duties ass assigned. I am the only IT person in my office and people don't much like the unhelpful desk, sigh. well maybe I will bitch, there have been a few special ones this week. I will say on the plus side, the power that be have finally accepted that I can not rack 100lbs by myself with no rack lift. one the negative side they have just passed down again that we must adhere to business casual attire
allowed: pants, colored t-shirts
Not allowed, round neck, v-neck, hats.

Apparently someone forget to tell the men in charge that yes, well your team does have 250 men you also do have a woman, and v-neck and round necks are the 2 most popular cuts in women's business casual necklines. I'd come dressed in mens clothing, but they already sent down the baggy clothing memo. I think I am going to ignore it and assume they just don't know anything about women's tops. After all, men probably shouldn't rock the v-neck t-shirts at work. they just aren't the same with hair and with out a little bit of cleavage.

Well at least it wasn't another ass crack memo, but my thongs and I had fun with that one.

Wow lovely video. Why couldn’t I get lucky and have coworkers like you.

Are you sure you don't?

Did you switch office cubby's?? Or are you using random persons office??

random guys office. I don't think he'd mind. He wasn't in.

I like your "rants". Good to see you back.

thank you. it is nice to be back ranting.

 

[RjThoughts]

Well, it is more fun when those afternoon meetings aren't via video.

We do mornings on video, then about 4, we're back on video. The women are nice and happy, without there being coffee, lattes, or chocolate around LOL

 

[kdunn762012]

Tremendous. Oh how I've missed your raunch. Now i must attend to something that's just come up.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

We do mornings on video, then about 4, we're back on video. The women are nice and happy, without there being coffee, lattes, or chocolate around LOL

well they might have it around. we still don't have much management back in the office, so they aren't feeding us, but a good portion of people who do the actual work are back. and we do have coffee pods I guess.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Tremendous. Oh how I've missed your raunch. Now i must attend to something that's just come up.

It has been too long since I have filmed something wildly inappropriate and shared it here, hasn't it.

 

[spanishstud]

I’m pretty sure. Plus I’m the only IT person on site at my job, so wouldn’t help even if they were.

 

[HotChef1970]

Well Hi Guys. It has been a minute. Yes, I am fine, I know I told y’all I always am. It is true.

Covid has not only caused companies to want to upgrade infrastructure such as ASAs, but it has also moved forward upgrades to internal infrastructure while offices are vacant. Then, of course, child care, and back to school is unusual. Also, yes, I was enjoying other online forums. Look, sometimes I am just not in the mood for sexy, so instead I try to have not sexual conversations, and someone tries to make it sexy, and then I give my computer the death glare. Now, this is obviously crazy, because I am on a fucking sex site, talking sexy is kind of the thing. Thus instead of wanting what doesn’t work, I go elsewhere. Maybe I go argue politics, maybe I create some pinterest failure crafts. Generally, this lasts a few days and I am horny again, so I come back. Sometimes though, the bored moms club is just more entertaining than hard cocks. I am surprised too, but yes, it happens. Yeah, I have been enjoying girl talk, designer bag clearances, and polish parties. When you want to talk football or I don’t know, the hair club for men, do y’all message me? No, you don’t, and please keep it that way. Facebook just hurt my feelings by saying there are events I might be interested in, I look, and it was two football games. They don’t know me at all. Do you really want to talk about Pop Polish’s new Halloween line or eagerly watch with me the Brahmin bags drop as Lord and Taylor amps up the closures? The Supernatural finale is coming soon, do you want to discuss if you are team Sam, team Dean, and whatever other bullshit? See, I respect y’all enough to not try to put you in that box, so I have compartmentalized lit as the erotica site it is, well mostly. I am still going to violate the word to image ratio that some feel should exist in ampics, but please, if you want to see me naked, you must accept I will run my mouth. I think that is a general rule of life. You want to see a woman naked, you have to at least pretend to listen sometimes. Anyway, If I am not feeling erotic, I am just not coming here. That’s it. If I am not here, I am fine, I am just not horny and, I respect y’all enough to not force you to feign much interest in indie polish or the current roles of Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles if I am not going to be naked.

So yeah, nothing too exciting in my world. I bought many shiny things, nothing you guys would find remotely sexy. Well, I might make some videos featuring new indie nail polish. Y’all seem to tolerate my nail videos. And yes, lots of work. Hum, As for how bumblefuck turns, I was a little annoyed that our sheriff made inflammatory remarks in order to divert from the fact that he was being investigated because he can’t keep his dick in his pants and was using his power to keep his women in line. I thought his remarks, while well received locally and seemed would get him reelected, would also rile up the rednecks, and it was a shady thing to do. Well, I was mostly right, but wrong on one point. He was a shoe in to win election, the rednecks got so riled that they got their 15 minutes of fame on TMZ with their confederate flag waving, banjo playing, gun carrying, hills have eyes, street protests, but what I was wrong about is they actually arrest the sheriff. Damn, I never really believed they would, guess times really are changing.

Anyway, so now I am back checking out Lit while filming my tits and watching a vampire porn movie (don’t ask how I get to the porn I get to, some things should remain a mystery) Yes, I will go back through the comments shortly and address them.

So what is new here? I assume it is still the same, many a hard cocks and copious quantities of titty shots, just new players. Well, I usually like the feel of something new.

Good to see you back again, the stories of life in your part of the world never cease to put a smile on my face.

Glad that you are ok and surviving all of the shit that the world has thrown at us over the last few months, your wit, humour and honest talking has been missed round here

 

[RjThoughts]

well they might have it around. we still don't have much management back in the office, so they aren't feeding us, but a good portion of people who do the actual work are back. and we do have coffee pods I guess.

Managerial wife starts back to the office two, three times a week at hers, as do the other employees, staggering them.

Happy: She can wear a dress
Sad: She was to wear a bra
LOL

I return to the office the week of the the 13th, once a week in the morning for a few hours to "touch base" with those under me and on my level.

 

[Shyguy1369]

Well, happy Friday. for today’s Friday Feature Film, how about something a bit trashy and a bit risky. Oh, I do have a great deal of fun when I get the opening to go that route. And it was a really pleasant break. Ended all refreshed to deal with the next meeting. Tomorrow I will return to some display of tits.

Good gawd that is so erotic and sexy... I just wish I was down there between your legs so I could give you a good tongue lashing.

 

[kdunn762012]

It certainly has been. Looking forward to even more from the hottest woman on Lit. Hope you're having a good day. I would ask when you get off but.........

 

[bocian9e]

Welcome back, you have been missed.

 

[bullus]

lol. yeah, pretty much, other duties ass assigned. I am the only IT person in my office and people don't much like the unhelpful desk, sigh. well maybe I will bitch, there have been a few special ones this week. I will say on the plus side, the power that be have finally accepted that I can not rack 100lbs by myself with no rack lift. one the negative side they have just passed down again that we must adhere to business casual attire
allowed: pants, colored t-shirts
Not allowed, round neck, v-neck, hats.

Apparently someone forget to tell the men in charge that yes, well your team does have 250 men you also do have a woman, and v-neck and round necks are the 2 most popular cuts in women's business casual necklines. I'd come dressed in mens clothing, but they already sent down the baggy clothing memo. I think I am going to ignore it and assume they just don't know anything about women's tops. After all, men probably shouldn't rock the v-neck t-shirts at work. they just aren't the same with hair and with out a little bit of cleavage.

Well at least it wasn't another ass crack memo, but my thongs and I had fun with that one.

Do they not understand the power of your rack? If they'd just let you lift those switches and UPS while topless, you could totally do it. I've seen your chest, you've been benching like crazy lately!

Agreed that men shouldn't rock V-necks at work, Austin Powers called and needs his bear rug back. Although, when you work on an IT team, there are plenty of guys with ample cleavage. Can you imagine the competition if they went the Victoria's Secret route? No work would get done anywhere! Hey! My eyes are up here! Hear that in a male voice...

No lie...I once had a memo come down about working in close conditions with 'health problems'. The reason for this is due to one guy bending over in a comm closet and farting on the other guy holding the KVM in place. Word got out and the memo followed...

 

[4soysauce2]

Well I can only speak for myself but.Fuuuuccckkkk that was just a bit hot and naughty. We need a clean up in aisle 5!!! Yikes my dick and I both thank you.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I’m pretty sure. Plus I’m the only IT person on site at my job, so wouldn’t help even if they were.

look for the chicks in sales, usually there are one or two you can get down and dirty.

Good to see you back again, the stories of life in your part of the world never cease to put a smile on my face.

Glad that you are ok and surviving all of the shit that the world has thrown at us over the last few months, your wit, humour and honest talking has been missed round here

thanks. and ah yes, bumblefuck is special. I'd share the tmz video if it didn't basically out me because small town and everyone knows my first name

Managerial wife starts back to the office two, three times a week at hers, as do the other employees, staggering them.

Happy: She can wear a dress
Sad: She was to wear a bra
LOL

I return to the office the week of the the 13th, once a week in the morning for a few hours to "touch base" with those under me and on my level.

lol. hum, maybe I should convince one of the guys to show up wearing a bra so the powers that be tell me team we can't wear bras.

have fun going back

Good gawd that is so erotic and sexy... I just wish I was down there between your legs so I could give you a good tongue lashing.

thank you. and oh that would be fun. both ya know the tongue lashing, but sneaky office sexual activity is always fun.

Thank you for the sexy film my erection says thank you as well.

You are quite welcome. I am always happy to hear from erections.

It certainly has been. Looking forward to even more from the hottest woman on Lit. Hope you're having a good day. I would ask when you get off but.........

well thanks, but oh I am not the hottest, just maybe one of the sluttiest, paired with one of the largest sets of gravity adjusted tits, paired with a personality that likes to get real nasty in an elevator just for giggles. Now I am not saying this is a bad thing. I think everyone should have a big boobed, slutty friend, who will get downright dirty in a dark corner of the club. The chicks I look back on the fondest, had the most fun with, the most laughs, caused the most debauchery with, yup it was those girls. But I am saying not the hottest.

and oh yes, I got off several times today. wore a few accessories (butt plug, wearable vibrator), it was a pretty good day other than a sucky 11:30 meeting that I had to shake off.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Welcome back, you have been missed.

thanks, so far I am having fun being back

Do they not understand the power of your rack? If they'd just let you lift those switches and UPS while topless, you could totally do it. I've seen your chest, you've been benching like crazy lately!

Agreed that men shouldn't rock V-necks at work, Austin Powers called and needs his bear rug back. Although, when you work on an IT team, there are plenty of guys with ample cleavage. Can you imagine the competition if they went the Victoria's Secret route? No work would get done anywhere! Hey! My eyes are up here! Hear that in a male voice...

No lie...I once had a memo come down about working in close conditions with 'health problems'. The reason for this is due to one guy bending over in a comm closet and farting on the other guy holding the KVM in place. Word got out and the memo followed...

haha, no they do not know. I am taking the story of the time my tits took down the whole infrastructure in that building to my grave, ok maybe not, but the powers that be will never know.

ok, if there is any guy that beats my cleavage, I quit. Seriously, there are 2 things that I can count on beating every man at, cleavage, and multiple orgasms both quantity and speed, don't care who you are, if you are a man, I can beat you on those two points. if this is no longer true, I have no idea what has happened to the world.

and omg hahaha. those fart memos man. My best is still a course, "Doing Business with Americans". Taught by an Indian man, in India, to mostly Indian men, some American men, and me. special subsections on how to use the bathroom in America and working with American women (which boils down to avoid looking at us or talking to us) but it was all video, no actual written messafe

Well I can only speak for myself but.Fuuuuccckkkk that was just a bit hot and naughty. We need a clean up in aisle 5!!! Yikes my dick and I both thank you.

excellent, I very much like hearing from thankful dicks....and their owners too.

 

[draconus_infernus]

and lol, no tits today, but I am sure there will be tits soon

To paraphrase Commander Ivanova from Babylon 5, “No tits today. Tits tomorrow. Always tits tomorrow.”

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

To paraphrase Commander Ivanova from Babylon 5, “No tits today. Tits tomorrow. Always tits tomorrow.”

lol. not sure which one makes a better porn line, the original or this. I want to see both lines worked into the same porno scene.

 

[draconus_infernus]

lol. not sure which one makes a better porn line, the original or this. I want to see both lines worked into the same porno scene.

That would be too funny!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

That would be too funny!

I am picturing a Tarzan and Jane kind of thing. He has a big stick. That is about where I am at now. I will sleep on it.

 

[kdunn762012]

Well see, all of those descriptors you mentioned are what goes into my "hottest on lit" equation. And the answer it spits out is you. So let's just agree to disagree on that one.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well see, all of those descriptors you mentioned are what goes into my "hottest on lit" equation. And the answer it spits out is you. So let's just agree to disagree on that one.

Well, it is very nice to hear that you find big tits, slutty, and enjoys doing dirty things for her own amusement hot. I appreciate it.

 

[bullus]

haha, no they do not know. I am taking the story of the time my tits took down the whole infrastructure in that building to my grave, ok maybe not, but the powers that be will never know.

ok, if there is any guy that beats my cleavage, I quit. Seriously, there are 2 things that I can count on beating every man at, cleavage, and multiple orgasms both quantity and speed, don't care who you are, if you are a man, I can beat you on those two points. if this is no longer true, I have no idea what has happened to the world.

and omg hahaha. those fart memos man. My best is still a course, "Doing Business with Americans". Taught by an Indian man, in India, to mostly Indian men, some American men, and me. special subsections on how to use the bathroom in America and working with American women (which boils down to avoid looking at us or talking to us) but it was all video, no actual written messafe

And they never should know. Any professional explanation that involves how breasts cripple a network can hardly be met with a straight face. I worked with a well endowed woman, not as big as yours (E cup I believe she said), and we had quite the laugh about they managed to get in her way while doing the most regular things during the day.

I can only imagine what kind of stupidity must be in videos like that. Given how most of us Americans act on social media, I'm pretty sure they have to go with the safe route of "just don't fucking talk to anyone and you should be fine".

I'm pretty sure if aliens ever find social media, they'll probably just blow us up. Imagine if they found a safety briefing about tits...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

And they never should know. Any professional explanation that involves how breasts cripple a network can hardly be met with a straight face. I worked with a well endowed woman, not as big as yours (E cup I believe she said), and we had quite the laugh about they managed to get in her way while doing the most regular things during the day.

I can only imagine what kind of stupidity must be in videos like that. Given how most of us Americans act on social media, I'm pretty sure they have to go with the safe route of "just don't fucking talk to anyone and you should be fine".

I'm pretty sure if aliens ever find social media, they'll probably just blow us up. Imagine if they found a safety briefing about tits...

exactly, how at a post mortem can I explain it to a conference call of dozens of higher ranking men. Yes, I lied. Even if I tried to tell a partial truth, they would have kept drilling, I know how these things go.

Yes, facebook has me convinced that I am surrounded by idiots, and most aren't even the fun kind of crazy.

oh, I want a titty safety briefing, just so I know what it entails. Well, not 2 minutes ago, I was just saying to someone that they should be careful when I climb up because of tits hitting them in the face, so one point is when in cow girl position, watch out for bouncing tits, they can pack a punch. Try placing your hands on them to protect your face. There is my tit safety briefing. What points do you have.

 

[bullus]

exactly, how at a post mortem can I explain it to a conference call of dozens of higher ranking men. Yes, I lied. Even if I tried to tell a partial truth, they would have kept drilling, I know how these things go.

Yes, facebook has me convinced that I am surrounded by idiots, and most aren't even the fun kind of crazy.

oh, I want a titty safety briefing, just so I know what it entails. Well, not 2 minutes ago, I was just saying to someone that they should be careful when I climb up because of tits hitting them in the face, so one point is when in cow girl position, watch out for bouncing tits, they can pack a punch. Try placing your hands on them to protect your face. There is my tit safety briefing. What points do you have.

What about when you're on your back? Please tie them down to avoid repetitive face bashing; multiple impacts may result in loss of ability to breathe, or post sexual feelings of physical damage.

When showering, please wear a back brace before participating in heavy lifting to clean under them.

If shoulders begin to feel tired and sore, please enlist the help of a willing assistant to lift and support their weight until you feel ready to continue operation.

How's that for a start?

 

[draconus_infernus]

I am picturing a Tarzan and Jane kind of thing. He has a big stick. That is about where I am at now. I will sleep on it.

Would it be Ivanova and Markus, or some nameless crew member?