Liar
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I was on a video call today with my sister in small town Tennessee, while she was waiting for a pickup at a local bakery. A jovial but loud voiced lady was talking to the young woman behind the counter.
"Excuse me, I need to ask, what kind of conservatives do you use?"
"I'm sorry?"
"Conservatives. You see, my husband is really sensitive about conservatives. There are certain types, that makes him really sick."
"You mean, like, in the bread? Prese-"
"Yes that's right, conservatives. What kinds are you using?"
The girl didn't miss a beat and went on to ensure her that she didn't need to worry about conservatives in the bread and that they only use organic, locally produced, American conservatives in some of the confectionery, and then only in small amounts. In fact most of their daily output did not contain any conservatives at all, as conservatives are unnessecary in most types of baked goods and might in fact spoil a good batch of dough. She was happy to guide the customer to which of their products were completely free of conservatism.
The best part was the fat, bearded dude who had a MAGA sticker'd truck parked right outside, and who tried very hard to suppress a giggle.
"Excuse me, I need to ask, what kind of conservatives do you use?"
"I'm sorry?"
"Conservatives. You see, my husband is really sensitive about conservatives. There are certain types, that makes him really sick."
"You mean, like, in the bread? Prese-"
"Yes that's right, conservatives. What kinds are you using?"
The girl didn't miss a beat and went on to ensure her that she didn't need to worry about conservatives in the bread and that they only use organic, locally produced, American conservatives in some of the confectionery, and then only in small amounts. In fact most of their daily output did not contain any conservatives at all, as conservatives are unnessecary in most types of baked goods and might in fact spoil a good batch of dough. She was happy to guide the customer to which of their products were completely free of conservatism.
The best part was the fat, bearded dude who had a MAGA sticker'd truck parked right outside, and who tried very hard to suppress a giggle.
