Litiquette VII

[QuietCanadian]

What kinda lame ass answer is this?!
Slaps your ass.

Me.
SMNW’s Bakery.
Gourmet cupcakes.
Pick your flavor and eat it off me.
Groups of 2 or more encouraged.
Party rooms available.

Cupcakes you say? Hmmm...

 

[Trekka]

*lines up*

What? The fence is done, promise.

I sure hope so because there’s a fiery ass slapping redhead floating around.

What kinda lame ass answer is this?!
Slaps your ass.

Me.
SMNW’s Bakery.
Gourmet cupcakes.
Pick your flavor and eat it off me.
Groups of 2 or more encouraged.
Party rooms available.

Lol

Trekka -> trekking -> hiking -> outfitters
That’s how my mind got there

If this means I get spanked now, I can live with that.

We have paddles on sale at my shop, deep discounts.

 

[Mr_bogey]

What kinda lame ass answer is this?!
Slaps your ass.

Me.
SMNW’s Bakery.
Gourmet cupcakes.
Pick your flavor and eat it off me.
Groups of 2 or more encouraged.
Party rooms available.

While this doesn't seem covid safe, I think I would risk it.

 

[Trekka]

Happy Filthy Friday!


Where on your body is your favorite place to be touched? Hard? Or, soft? And what happens when someone touches you there? Little lightning bolts? Butterflies? A flush of heat?

Do you have a spot that you hate to be touched? Have you ever kneed anyone in the face swiftly and reflexively for, say, innocently grazing their fingers over your belly button?

 

[QuietCanadian]

Happy Filthy Friday!


Where on your body is your favorite place to be touched? Hard? Or, soft? And what happens when someone touches you there? Little lightning bolts? Butterflies? A flush of heat?

Do you have a spot that you hate to be touched? Have you ever kneed anyone in the face swiftly and reflexively for, say, innocently grazing their fingers over your belly button?

There's something about the palms of my hands. Lightly. Little tickles, in fact, fingernails softly grazing along them. Couldn't replicate the feeling myself, but could easily demonstrate. Drives me mad. Little bit of butterflies, depending on the mood of said fingernails, potentially a flush of heat. Kisses work there as well. The exact same thing on the soles of my feet does pretty much the sane thing.. Yes. *nods*

I don't think so. I had an acquaintance come up to me in the mall once, when those were a thing, and give me a more affectionate side hug than I'd have expected from a lot of friends, but I didn't hate it. It startled me because I didn't see her coming, but I didn't knee her. So I think you could startle me, but I don't hate anywhere one could touch. Physical touch is usually OK with me.

 

[Suz_anne]

My favorites: the nape of my neck and my lower back/top of my butt. Soft, gentle rubs. Mmmmhmmm...

Not favorire: my legs. During sexy time, it is fine and I don't react negatively. But I don't like it when someone touches my leg when I'm not expecting it. I'll jump. I'll scowl and hiss. My husband likes to rest his hand on my leg when he's driving or when we're watching tv and that's fine as long as he warns me before he does it.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Filthy Friday, ohhh yes indeed.

Move my hair back and kiss me right here please.
And if you know those filthy words I love whispered while your lips graze my collar bone, well ...

No off the limit please don’t touch here places.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Probably my lower back. I have a few spots and it depends on my mood. but the lower back is an all the time. Kiss it softly, touch it softly. I'm in heaven.

 

[BongoGal]

While at dinners or parties or such, there have been a few gentlemen over the years who have casually placed a hand approximately halfway up my thigh. Any onlookers would see nothing notable about this, just a slightly-more-than-friendly resting hand, certainly nothing overtly sexual. Unknown to the oblivious crowds, however, a pinkie would spread away from his finger brethren and begin stroking and scratching further up my inner thigh. I could maintain a straight face, but within seconds of this, I'd be responding with a total girl boner.

 

[Corbal]

Favorite place to be touched, is my wallet. Just keep putting cash there, sugar. Haha.

Left side. Anywhere between the top of my ribs to the swell of my hips. A simple touch there has me firing on all synapses. If you get heavy handed, well, I’m practically a bitch in heat in about 3 seconds.

I don’t like people touching my face. Hate it. Hands are dirty and the skin on your face is delicate. A quick touch is okay, but anything heavier and I’ll slap the hand away.

 

[QuietCanadian]

Filthy Friday, ohhh yes indeed.

Move my hair back and kiss me right here please.
And if you know those filthy words I love whispered while your lips graze my collar bone, well ...

No off the limit please don’t touch here places.

I know some filthy words.

 

[Orchidea73]

Between my neck and shoulder
My back
Internal thigh

No spots that I hate to be touched.

 

[Trekka]

My earrrrrrs

Kissing and touching my ears, whispering and growling into them, it pretty much immobilizes me, sends shivers down my spine, and puts me into a trance. And with enough attention, I kinda sorta have the equivalent of an orgasm... but it’s an eargasm. It’s my favorite thing.

Also foot rubs. If asked to choose between sex and foot rubs for the rest of my life I’d be hard pressed to come up with an answer.

And I’m with Corbs- if anyone comes at my face unexpectedly, I freak out. If I’m caught off guard by a face-touch, I’ll instinctively take a swing. And I let very few people actually touch my face. If I let you touch my face, I’m comfortable, I’m very relaxed, and you’re damn special to me.

Also my belly button (shudders and gags) and my knee caps (they’re stupid ticklish).

TMI?

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Confession: I watch zero melt your brain, wtf reality TV. Bachelor, Survivor, Selling Sunset. Nada. Nothing. No interest.
Until yesterday!!
11pm. Trekka text:

I vote Indian matchmaker!!

You’ll be rolling your eyes so hard and giggling and shouting at the TV in less than fifteen mins

And I’m like, ok. Why not, let’s stir up a Saturday night.
Three episodes later, 1:30am and like what in fuck did I just watch.
Anyways.
My question today is arranged marriages.
You game for your family picking out your SO? This a recipe for disaster? Think it really REALLY works out? Know anyone that’s had an arrangement similar to this?

Oh and I should clarify - they don’t use the term “arranged marriage.”
Its marriage and a love marriage.
Ok, let’s go.

 

[QuietCanadian]

Confession: I watch zero melt your brain, wtf reality TV. Bachelor, Survivor, Selling Sunset. Nada. Nothing. No interest.
Until yesterday!!
11pm. Trekka text:

I vote Indian matchmaker!!

You’ll be rolling your eyes so hard and giggling and shouting at the TV in less than fifteen mins

And I’m like, ok. Why not, let’s stir up a Saturday night.
Three episodes later, 1:30am and like what in fuck did I just watch.
Anyways.
My question today is arranged marriages.
You game for your family picking out your SO? This a recipe for disaster? Think it really REALLY works out? Know anyone that’s had an arrangement similar to this?

Oh and I should clarify - they don’t use the term “arranged marriage.”
Its marriage and a love marriage.
Ok, let’s go.

OMG no. I barely trust my family to pick a decent restaurant. A partner? Yikes. I love them dearly, but no.

I know that these reality shows are designed to be crazy, but I'm only slightly ashamed to admit I've watched 90 Day Fiance and Love at First Sight or whatever the shit is they get married and then determine if it will work. These people pick each other and it's a disaster. But now imma look for this show.

My family picks my partner... hahaha... good one SM. I could see them on Christian Mingle already. "Oh, hunny, but she goes to church every Sunday and you should be too."

 

[Orchidea73]

OMG no. I barely trust my family to pick a decent restaurant.

LMAO!

 

[QuietCanadian]

LMAO!

I don't have trust issues, I promise! Haha.

 

[hotwords229_A]

A large number of people have tried to set me up with someone they know that "would be perfect for me". Their choices could not have been worse. There is no way I would want to spend the rest of my life with someone that someone else thought I should be with.

I get the idea of an arranged marriage and, in certain circumstances, it could actually work. But not with this guy! Would you want your family to also decide what kind of clothes you should wear, what kind of car to drive, what kind of job you should have?

That's crazy!

I have heard that arranged marriages work more than free-ranged marriages, but I wonder if they work because the people who have them are more inclined to follow than lead?

 

[Orchidea73]

I don't have trust issues, I promise! Haha.

I choose good restaurants. I promise.

 

[QuietCanadian]

I choose good restaurants. I promise.

Sounds like a match.

 

[Trekka]

Well thanks SMN for outing me on my latest guilty pleasure junk reality TV spree

I think it would depend on how well your parents know you, and how closely aligned their goals, hopes, dreams, values are to yours.

Like I would need to fill my mom in just a bit on what I’m up to between the sheets! For some reason she thinks I don’t like sex, am a prude, which just cracks me up, and so I let it ride. My Dad knows better tho. He recently told my BF in a discussion about assets that we had at least 3K worth of sex toys in our bedroom. He cracked his old man ass up! BF chuckles and I almost fell out of my chair. Melted onto the floor bright red. Someone’s been snooping in my naughty storage bench when he was supposed to be babysitting!!!

Anyways.

For sure though, had my folks been running the show, they’d have given my ex hubs a big fat red light. His parents would’ve given me a thumbs down too.

But then I never woulda had my little ray of sunshine daughter.

My family happens to love my BF, and his family gets along pretty well with my family, which makes life a hundred times easier... and I could actually see my parents selecting someone like him (ish) for me.

The catch would be that I’m so damn stubborn I’m not sure I’d have gone for it, simply because I don’t like being told what to do! (Except in the bedroom)

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I have heard that arranged marriages work more than free-ranged marriages, but I wonder if they work because the people who have them are more inclined to follow than lead?

I was thinking about this too. Except I think the familial pressure (and ties, connectedness of all the stake holders) is a big barrier to splitting up. You’re not just divorcing a single person, you’re divorcing an entire family that your family selected specially for you, who accepted you, embraced you, embraced your family, etc.

Also, on the positive side, I’m guessing that if the families “match” well, those added supports may help the marriage thrive in a good healthy way, too...

 

[hotwords229_A]

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I was thinking about this too. Except I think the familial pressure (and ties, connectedness of all the stake holders) is a big barrier to splitting up. You’re not just divorcing a single person, you’re divorcing an entire family that your family selected specially for you, who accepted you, embraced you, embraced your family, etc.

Also, on the positive side, I’m guessing that if the families “match” well, those added supports may help the marriage thrive in a good healthy way, too...

All good points.
It would be interesting to do a study of (1) two people who just met randomly, (2) an arranged marriage and (3) a couple who met online, based on total honesty in their profiles of who they were and who they were looking for.
And then see how it goes. This would take decades and hundreds of participants, but I’d watch a documentary about it.

 

[Suz_anne]

I have a friend whose parents are from Jordan and who had an arranged marriage. They have been married now for 45+ years and do seem to be happy together. On my friend's 18th birthday, her father presented her with 3 different young men and asked which one she'd like to marry.

I was stunned to find out that kind of thing actually happened.

I wouldn't trust my family to choose someone for me. I'm sure my mom would pick a perfectly nice guy, but probably a bit of a milquetoast.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I have a friend whose parents are from Jordan and who had an arranged marriage. They have been married now for 45+ years and do seem to be happy together. On my friend's 18th birthday, her father presented her with 3 different young men and asked which one she'd like to marry.

I was stunned to find out that kind of thing actually happened.

I wouldn't trust my family to choose someone for me. I'm sure my mom would pick a perfectly nice guy, but probably a bit of a milquetoast.

That would have been the perfect opportunity for her to say, “Take out your dicks and wallets”

 

[Trekka]

Ever been caught red handed having sex? Busted during a solo sesh? What happened?
And for those of you slick fuckers who’ve never been caught, how have you managed to accomplish such a feat?!