The Jimmie Johnson thread

[Sweet_Lara]

#namedforjimmie

https://m.nascar.com/news-media/202...mmie-johnson-retirement-commemorative-things/


I just did my part to participate.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I thought we were going to talk some football...

 

[HisArpy]

I thought this was going to be a thread about a merger between Jimmy Dean sausages and Johnsonville brots.

I could go for a "breakfast dog". 2 eggs with bacon, lettuce, tomato, cheddar cheese, and a 1/3 lb "sausage dog" on a toasted roll...

 

[Adre]

I thought this was going to be a thread about a merger between Jimmy Dean sausages and Johnsonville brots.

I could go for a "breakfast dog". 2 eggs with bacon, lettuce, tomato, cheddar cheese, and a 1/3 lb "sausage dog" on a toasted roll...

At least you came by your obesity honestly.

 

[HisArpy]

At least you came by your obesity honestly.

It's not my fault you prefer to fish in the cesspool for breakfast.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I thought we were going to talk some football...

So did I....

 

[Wrong Element]

I thought we were going to talk some football...

Different spelling.

I'm old enough, and was a fan at a young enough age, to remember the first Jimmy Johnson, who played for the 49ers. He was good enough to go to the Hall of Fame.


As for Jimmie Johnson, I guess he's healthy again? I hadn't heard anything since the original Covid announcement.

 

[Rightguide]

#namedforjimmie

https://m.nascar.com/news-media/202...mmie-johnson-retirement-commemorative-things/


I just did my part to participate.

Did you tattoo "Jimmie Johnson" in your pelvic area just above your Mossy Grove, as the article might seem to suggest? Askin' for a friend?

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Did you tattoo "Jimmie Johnson" in your pelvic area just above your Mossy Grove, as the article might seem to suggest? Askin' for a friend?

I will never think of Mossy Grove the same again.

I picture: A patch of light reeds on a mound near a natural spring in Mossy Grove. The spring, understand, has a few ravines, a hidden dome that's magical to those who seek and touch it and a cavern, where explorers yearn to go because treasure and pleasure awaits.

You can tell your friend this.

 

[thør]

Nothing to do with Jimmy, but a little smile comes when I think of his predecessor at the Cowboy organization. After watching a documentary on WW2 pilots many years ago, I told my boss that Tom Landry had flown as a B-17 co-pilot. Without a pause, I heard, "Not good enough to be pilot, eh?" (My boss had been a B-17 pilot.)

 

[thør]

Wrong Johnson.....

 

[pink]

Gooooo Kurt Busch!!!!!!!

 

[Rightguide]

I will never think of Mossy Grove the same again.

I picture: A patch of light reeds on a mound near a natural spring in Mossy Grove. The spring, understand, has a few ravines, a hidden dome that's magical to those who seek and touch it and a cavern, where explorers yearn to go because treasure and pleasure awaits.

You can tell your friend this.

Thanks, I will. Oh, he's a spelunker as well, an old hobby.

 

[schism666]

Thanks, I will. Oh, he's a spelunker as well, an old hobby.

yet another beautiful saturday spent morning through evening arguing with people smarter than you on the internet. sad

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Thanks, I will. Oh, he's a spelunker as well, an old hobby.

So he uses headlamps to navigate his way around?

 

[Rightguide]

So he uses headlamps to navigate his way around?

I don't know, He might just feel his way around.

 

[HisArpy]

So he uses headlamps to navigate his way around?

Some of us have an exquisite sense of taste that we use to find our way "home".

 

[MrHotnspicey]

My Favorite

#namedforjimmie

https://m.nascar.com/news-media/202...mmie-johnson-retirement-commemorative-things/


I just did my part to participate.

Jimmy s has had a Hall of Fame career. Good clean driver. Very rarely uses his
bumper horn. My favorite driver for the past 10 years. Good Luck and Good
Health to him in his retirement.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

I don't know, He might just feel his way around.

Some of us have an exquisite sense of taste that we use to find our way "home".

Is this your friend?

 

[HisArpy]

Is this your friend?

Are you hinting that you'd welcome a couple of "friendly" types visiting you in the dark?

 

[Rightguide]

Is this your friend?

Yes, but not the one I was referring to.

 

[Rightguide]

Are you hinting that you'd welcome a couple of "friendly" types visiting you in the dark?

Perhaps a dual purpose nighttime exploration of her neither regions.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Perhaps a dual purpose nighttime exploration of her nether regions.

I fixed it for you. much better now
and some say this thread isn't interesting.

 

[Rightguide]

I fixed it for you. much better now
and some say this thread isn't interesting.

Thanks for that.

 

[HisArpy]

Perhaps a dual purpose nighttime exploration of her neither regions.

I'm thinking she likes her "morning sausage" at midnight with the lights out.

"Honest hunnybunchesofoats, those aren't crumbs. And HOW did that greasy napkin get in here...?"