COVID Confessions

[Wild_Honey_66]

I may or may not have gone online last night looking for a little...*cough*... action.

I'm so ashamed. ( )






What have you done because of COVID that you're maybe not super proud of?

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Tsk tsk...I just eat a lot of uncooked hot dogs.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Tsk tsk...I just eat a lot of uncooked hot dogs.

I'm tellin' you what, if I had money for strippers and blow I'd be all over that shit.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

I'm tellin' you what, if I had money for strippers and blow I'd be all over that shit.

Lol yeah I wish I had money for that shit too.

 

[TheMrBurns]

Being in Canada and watching what's happening in the US without a whole lot of sympathy

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Lol yeah I wish I had money for that shit too.

How about we go in halfsies and split the stripper?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Being in Canada and watching what's happening in the US without a whole lot of sympathy

. :caning:

(Kidding. I giggled.)

 

[Modern_drunkard]

How about we go in halfsies and split the stripper?

Maybe she’ll let us have some free blow. Times are tough out here for a pimp.

 

[DarkSimian]

How about we go in halfsies and split the stripper?

Can you do that?

 

[BongoGal]

Being in Canada and watching what's happening in the US without a whole lot of sympathy

The US has less than half the death rate of Canada. What are you snarking about?

 

[TheMrBurns]

. :caning:

(Kidding. I giggled.)

I have some sympathy... But seriously... Demon semen... Demon. Semen... I just can't anymore.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Maybe she’ll let us have some free blow. Times are tough out here for a pimp.

Fo sho, fo sho.

I hope she remembers to shave her legs.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Can you do that?

Yes, yes we can.

 

[TheMrBurns]

The US has less than half the death rate of Canada. What are you snarking about?

Per million people? We have 258, the US has 467... And as if death was the only issue with COVID.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Fo sho, fo sho.

I hope she remembers to shave her legs.

Oh lord yes. That would be a deal breaker. I like my lap dances to smooth.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Oh lord yes. That would be a deal breaker. I like my lap dances to smooth.

I suppose we could throw in a free shave as a bonus?

'Here, just put your foot up on top of this box of masks and we can get started... '

 

[Modern_drunkard]

I suppose we could throw in a free shave as a bonus?

'Here, just put your foot up on top of this box of masks and we can get started... '

Strip clubs seem like maybe the worst places to go right now. I aint even eating in restaurants.

 

[DarkSimian]

Yes, yes we can.

Wild_Honey_66 2020

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Strip clubs seem like maybe the worst places to go right now. I aint even eating in restaurants.

Oh I was just thinking we could meet up behind the liquor store.

Wild_Honey_66 2020

Is that going to be my platform? 'Half a stripper in every lap!'

 

[DarkSimian]

Oh I was just thinking we could meet up behind the liquor store.





Is that going to be my platform? 'Half a stripper in every lap!'

A chicken in every pot, and a stripper in every lap....

Vote Wild_Honey_66 on Nov 4

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Oh I was just thinking we could meet up behind the liquor store.

So the stripper will meet us there or are you filling in as my stripper? So many unanswered questions.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

A chicken in every pot, and a stripper in every lap....

Vote Wild_Honey_66 on Nov 4

A rubber chicken, maybe.

DON'T FORGET TO VOTE!

So the stripper will meet us there or are you filling in as my stripper? So many unanswered questions.

I thought you were the one with the connections, Papi.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

A rubber chicken, maybe.

DON'T FORGET TO VOTE!



I thought you were the one with the connections, Papi.

I wish lol

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I wish lol

LOL!.

 

[ShaneoD]

I'm in Ireland and the only action I've had since the start of this has been online. Most recently with an American lady that lives in Denmark, there's some international excitement for ya lol