fullservice65
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Covid confession: At this point, my cat isn't coming near me.
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emsway
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Banana bread. I can’t stop making banana bread. I make sure to make a new loaf before the last one is gone. Have you ever tried butterscotch chips in banana bread? Do it. Trust me
My sex toys are broken. I need replacements. The sex toy store is 20 whole miles away. These days thats an excursion. I’ll pack bottles of water and granola bars for the trip. It’s gonna be a trek, but I must push through. If You don’t hear from me in five days, please send out a search party. And AA batteries.
My sex toys are broken. I need replacements. The sex toy store is 20 whole miles away. These days thats an excursion. I’ll pack bottles of water and granola bars for the trip. It’s gonna be a trek, but I must push through. If You don’t hear from me in five days, please send out a search party. And AA batteries.
CurvyAngel_2
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Same!
Add me to your list of emergency contacts. I just bought a pack of AA from Costco. I got you.
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I confess I like my husband more now that he's home. I let myself drift away from him emotionally and am appreciative of the change in pace that has helped me see him for who he is again.
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1) I'm going to Ems house for banana bread. I'll bring butter.
2) I offer my self as tribute to replace Ems's sex toys. It is a sacrifice I'm willing to make for the greater good. Forget the batteries, I run on banana bread.
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DarkSimian
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Proof positive of your essential generosity, beastie.
I'm a giver, Lord Hornblende.
emsway
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I knew that I could depend on you.
Chivalry, thy name is DarkSimian.
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I like this. A lot of couples I know are starting to get on each others' last nerves, being around each other all the time. I'm glad you're having a more positive experience.
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ICT I have spent far too much time in the chatrooms. Last night I wound up with a new Daddy. We're discussing rules tonight.
Oops.
You go Jenny!!!
DarkSimian
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ICT I have spent far too much time in the chatrooms. Last night I wound up with a new Daddy. We're discussing rules tonight.
Oops.
Well, that escalated quickly...
JennyNo1
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I think people are starting to forget where the line between fantasy and reality is.
tnman03
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I think people are starting to forget where the line between fantasy and reality is.
Is it a curvy line then?
CurvyAngel_2
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Is it a curvy line then?
aren't those the best kinds?
JennyNo1
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Is it a curvy line then?
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hotoldrguy
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It might get a bit bloodyCan you do that?
GiggLeGasm
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Per million people? We have 258, the US has 467... And as if death was the only issue with COVID.
Death rates rely on testing rates and testing rates are determined by the rate of growth of the pandemic. That being said, Canada also has dealt with the challenge of simply not having the testing capacity of others and so the option to compare apples to apples won't exist. On the up side for our northern friends, Canada has the advantage of less people living in areas that are densely populated - and those areas that went through a smaller covid crisis were placed in bubbles to protect others.
ICT I wake up dealing with covid.. I go to sleep dealing with covid.. and I'm in serious need of a spa day
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Great stuff.
DeckardNYC
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I think people are starting to forget where the line between fantasy and reality is.
Hmmm. There's a line? Guess I missed that memo.
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ICT I may write her in on my ballot this year. It’s the best option I’ve heard yet.
ICT I have spent far too much time in the chatrooms. Last night I wound up with a new Daddy. We're discussing rules tonight.
Oops.
ICT this gave me the giggles
Also my mask fell off at the grocery store today. *covid wardrobe malfunction*
JennyNo1
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You know you're not supposed to wear them on your boobs, right?
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